[Closed] Hacker scum

I'm the webmaster for the Aston Hill website, and last night it was hacked.

As hackers are a vain bunch we've already worked out that the he is a Muslim based in Algeria and has a Facebook account (I'm not going to advertise it here as I don't want a huge spike in his stats).

Now, I want to give him a little smack. I have some ideas which I'm researching (but are beyond my skill and understanding, so looking for help), but I'd like to know what the great unwashed of STW's warped minds would conjure up. Obviously I don't want to link it back to Aston Hill, but do want to cause him some embarrassment and inconvenience.

Thoughts?