Have it stuffed and used as a match holder?
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Not helpful at all. Funny though.
That's what I was aiming for. 🙂
WTFU
Dead crow? Pfft.
A couple of weeks ago a crow dropped a dead rat onto my head. Thankfully I was wearing a hat.
(To be fair, this was in India)
Do you want pictures?
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well that explains it. Possibly.
I say take off and nuke it from space. Only way to be sure.
Just do what everyone else does - flick it into next door's garden. Some would eat it.
Lucky there aren't more of them or you'd have to call the police because then it would be a murder.
OK not a crow but this episode always makes me laugh
Leave it where it is, it'll take no more than a week for the head to be replaced with a half-decomposed maggot-ridden ball of slime.
Oh I've had to remove a decomposing duck that I guess a fox threw up. Ended up putting it into the green cone food recycling thing as stunk so much..
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I think this one might be a Female Blackbird
edit or possibly an old Starling
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I hope that's not a euphemism......cinnamon_girl - Member
remember my dead badger thread
Count yourself lucky it's not a proper bird, live a raven. Got one of them embedded in the radiator grill while driving across Ireland a couple of years ago.
Took ages to pull all the bits out.
I was riding my motorbike last summer and a little fluffy bird flew right at me in an insane version of Chicken.
I won
It's head went right through it's own a&$€
I think this one might be a Female Blackbirdedit or possibly an old Starling
My money's on Greenfinch
Make a hat.
We used to worship cats. The cats have not forgotten that. - [i]Terry Pratchet.[/i]
OK not a crow but this episode always makes me laugh
Thanx Fuzzy .....made me laugh too
My money's on Greenfinch
Could be, it's hard to get relative size without something to compare it with. 🙂
Slugwash next time you take some more bird snuff photos can you put a coin in for comparison.
It's threads like this that make me realise the male of the species is not yet fully redundant! 😉
Jeez, what distressing pics. Hovers over 'report post' button as I can't cope with all this upset. 🙁
I'm frightened to look outside due to my delicate disposition 😐
Learn necromancy and raise it as an undead familiar.
This thread has proper cheered up my afternoon.
Learn necromancy and raise it as an undead familiar.
Sounds like a winner?
Have we eliminated
"Pining for the Fjords"
or "kipping on it back"
for reasons why its not moving?
cinnamon_girl - Member
Jeez, what distressing pics. Hovers over 'report post' button as I can't cope with all this upset.I'm frightened to look outside due to my delicate disposition
You need wine. Lots of wine.
Sorry C_G but you seem to be getting a lot of Man Sympathy* here, just to bring the Male Race back into its correct state, may I suggest you are making:
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* taking the piss
Are you sure it didn't just fly into a window and stun itself?
They'll be a bigger crow along in a moment, they'll eat any roadkill.
Assmemble the following things immediately and without delay:
2 length of houshold wiring
a couple of metal knitting needles
a car battery
some tin foil
A large syringe
Now, use the wire, needles and car battery to jury rig a defibulator, wrap the tin foil over your face to prevent electrical burns in the event the bird bursts, use the syringe to perform artifical respiration.
Keep that going for at least 30mins and the bird will magically spring back to life. (or, if not, you probably will have some tastey cooked bird for dinner........)
You could probably make a half decent burger out of it
Ignore it.Just go inside, switch on the telly and take your mind of the whole thing with a good film.
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So, and I have been following this all day, what is the current update on this...
have you managed to lure more of its friends round and made a nice pie, using an old nursery rhyme as guidance?
Just go inside, switch on the telly and take your mind of the whole thing with a good film.
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I'm so, so, sorry, CG! 🙂
Someone mentioned a hat? There's a precedence:
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He's Long Otter, of the Apsaroke (Crow) Indians, BTW. Johnny Depp has taken some fashion tips for playing Tonto as well:
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There you are c_g, an idea for your next fancy-dress party... 😀
I'd wear gardening gloves and go for the plastic bag technique. Then come back on here after carrion it away and crow about it....
Smokey - my big grey tomcat who is very lovely and affectionate and also a merciless brutal killer - brought in a fledgling pigeon, I made him drop it in the kitchen and shooed him out
I turned around to find the bird stood up looking surprised with a very large hole in his back where the cat had attacked but not punctured the lungs, so I got the biggest gardening gloves, chucked an old tshirt over it and took it into the field
guess who came back half an hour later???
ever seen a cat drag a squirrel in through the flap with him??
Has nobody complimented the poster who said you are lucky it is not more than one crow or it could be a murder?
That is solid gold genius and gets my vote for post of the year so far!
Is it still there?
I was just wondering, do you know any men?
petrol.
Dance round it naked?
Two old forks, the blades hammered into the ground, about 26" apart. Loop an old inner tube round the sticking up bits. Wearing rubber gloves stretch the inner tube, making a catapult, then launch the corpse so it can fly back to rook heaven. Or through a neighbour's bathroom window: this would be best done when they are in the shower.
Hang it from the porch upside-down and draw a semi-circle out of salt on the floor, paint a pentagram on the door. This should keep out any evil forces that the sacrifice might have attracted in the first place. Turn any glasses upside down and turn all mirrors towards the wall.
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Flashy - you're on top form.
Okay, so has anybody actually heard from cg recently?