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A bottle of Tabasco relabelled with an appropriate name, eg Rigida, and advertising that it makes a gentleman's parts harder for longer.
Add something along the lines of "Guaranteed your ladies will never forget who is the hottest man in town", but more Chinglish/Jinglish sounding, ie like a bad translation.
Please note: This is a chilled product. We cannot ship this outside the UK as it is not allowed to be sent by most airlines.
Christ! Weaponised cuisine!
You guys are funny. A guy I used to work with said to another guy in the office, I got you a shit present, it really was, he had shat in a Tupperware box and wrapped it up.
That was years ago, said guy is now the md of a company. Not going to fess up if you recognise yourself....
Training session off road on a hired bike. He might not know what he’s missing. Join him.
Has anyone suggest you buy him an eBike yet??
#runsandhides
Second hand blow-up doll.
He jokes about knocking cyclists off on a regular basis.
I take back my original post. What a grade A cockwomble. Steal his shoes, wee in them and then give them back as a present.