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[Closed] Guy in the office hates cycling and I've just drawn him for secret santa

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A bottle of Tabasco relabelled with an appropriate name, eg Rigida, and advertising that it makes a gentleman's parts harder for longer.

Add something along the lines of "Guaranteed your ladies will never forget who is the hottest man in town", but more Chinglish/Jinglish sounding, ie like a bad translation.


 
Posted : 09/11/2019 8:50 pm
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Please note: This is a chilled product. We cannot ship this outside the UK as it is not allowed to be sent by most airlines.

Christ! Weaponised cuisine!


 
Posted : 09/11/2019 8:54 pm
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You guys are funny. A guy I used to work with said to another guy in the office, I got you a shit present, it really was, he had shat in a Tupperware box and wrapped it up.

That was years ago, said guy is now the md of a company. Not going to fess up if you recognise yourself....


 
Posted : 09/11/2019 8:56 pm
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Training session off road on a hired bike. He might not know what he’s missing. Join him.


 
Posted : 09/11/2019 9:33 pm
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Has anyone suggest you buy him an eBike yet??

#runsandhides


 
Posted : 09/11/2019 9:51 pm
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Christ on a bike. On a jumper!

https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-jesus-santa-sweater


 
Posted : 10/11/2019 12:25 am
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The Roads Were Not Built For Cars


 
Posted : 10/11/2019 12:31 am
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Second hand blow-up doll.


 
Posted : 10/11/2019 12:54 am
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He jokes about knocking cyclists off on a regular basis.

I take back my original post. What a grade A cockwomble. Steal his shoes, wee in them and then give them back as a present.


 
Posted : 10/11/2019 9:14 am
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