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Put your bloody seatbelt on.

Y'know, if there was an option, I would!

As an aside, I just run over a mugger who nicked a lady's travellers cheques. $500 worth, but returned them as I am a good citizen.*

*I may have got annoyed at the $50 reward and then ran her over.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:26 pm
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Currently recreating this - with this tune!!


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:28 pm
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Hahaha yeah I had that tune come up and was singing along to it.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:33 pm
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Stole a John Deere tractor and drove it into a line of cars. More pleased about this than a man of my age should be tbh...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:33 pm
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you've got all so so wrong..

Grae ft6yf puuto is where it's at

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Posted : 17/09/2013 8:40 pm
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finish work in 15 mins... well excited. Thank you all for keeping me excited for the last 8 hours!


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:42 pm
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pu??? ????? o?n? V

Is that the Aussie version?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:43 pm
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Posted : 17/09/2013 8:44 pm
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Yunki, is that Exmouth?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:46 pm
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Oh dear, Molly. Oh dear 8)


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:08 pm
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Certainly is bearnecessities.. ๐Ÿ˜€

are you lucky enough to be a citizen of the mighty 'muff too..?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:16 pm
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Molgrips... your head, in some ways, seems to be on upside down.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:18 pm
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I did spend a good few years living there before clambering up country with work.

You can travel a surprisingly long way on the roof of that building you know ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:37 pm
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Anyone else can't get their pre-order blimp ride code to enter?
Mine says no longer valid (amazon pre-order)
Rock star website no use says to contact Sony or amazon


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:39 pm
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Agggggggggh! My wife very kindly bought me GTA5 today (I was gonna wait a few weeks and get a cheep copy), however my excitement was short lived as I don't have enough memory so will have to wait till tomorrow (provided my lunchtime mission to find suitable memory is successful) ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:51 pm
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The Blimp codes aren't woking yet probably because the store is overloaded.

JEngledow GTA V won't be cheaper for many a month not weeks and even then it'll be small price drop.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:54 pm
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Having not had a games console since the first Sega Mega Drive and having seen those Tesco GTA V deals on the other page, is the Xbox deal or the Playstation a better option?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:55 pm
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JEngledow GTA V won't be cheaper for many a month not weeks and even then it'll be small price drop.

Fair enough, but it doesn't matter now as I've got a copy, but not the memory ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:57 pm
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damn you all ๐Ÿ˜‰

i think i can live off of beans on toast for a few weeks (won't be able to help myself,buying the game on thursday at tesco's,as it seems the cheapest high street shop that sells it).am VERY excited about getting it/playing it now.

p.s what is the issue about not installing the play disc on 360 version?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 9:58 pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24127999


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:00 pm
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And we're installing.....


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:02 pm
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p.s what is the issue about not installing the play disc on 360 version?

The game engine, on the Xbox at any rate, has been designed to stream content using the maximum system bandwidth available. This means that to have textures and assets displaying to the best of the Xbox ability, the game streams content from 2 sources. These being the HD (the installed install disc) and the Disc drive (the play disc). If you install both discs to the HD then the game is trying to pull x2 the content from x1 source, thus creating a bottleneck. Which gives rendering issues.

Early experiments are showing you could get round this by installing the Play Disc to a USB drive. This would, at the very least, cut down on the disc noise. Texture issues may remain if the USB drive has a crap controller on it.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:04 pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24127999

Taking Cosplay one step too far.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:07 pm
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ah cheers jamie ๐Ÿ™‚

will try the usb option to see if it works when i get the game.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:08 pm
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So the guy was basically mugged but also happened to have GTA on him at the time? Not exactly a result of the game...is there no news or good news to bother reporting?!


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:11 pm
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Spent 80 dollars on a stripper called Sapphire and ended up back at hers for 'coffee', now she's a contact on my phone and just sent me a dirty text ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Spent 80 dollars on a stripper called Sapphire and ended up back at hers for 'coffee', now she's a contact on my phone and just sent me a dirty text

This is a thread about GTA V


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:47 pm
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Jengledow, if I were buying now I'd get a ps3 slim. Next gen consoles will be out soon and the ps3 will make a great bd player and media centre, as it's basically silent.

So far in the game I just headed foe the top of the big mountain, after a couple of missions. Coolest thing so far is looking through the telescope at the world below, and seeing traffic moving in the distant roads...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:56 pm
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First chopper stolen- heading to the airport...sure that wont go badly...

EDIT - Turn out Los Santos PD have no issues shooting a chopper out of the sky above a freeway...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:14 pm
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Think I've found the one. Just got home and the misses has just presented me with it. Says she's gonna be revising and it'll keep me out of her way. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:18 pm
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Me 1 - Aliens 0


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:47 pm
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Who's still playing? I have not met the aliens yet... Struggling to join rockstar social club currently.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 12:11 am
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Time for bed or one more mission?
Favourite bit so far is bunny hopping over cars on the BMX.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 12:13 am
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Found the mtb hire place but it's closed.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 12:48 am
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Got my Hard drive its only 10 gig but it will be enough I hope. Gotta hunt for the game tomoz. Where's cheapest?


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 1:59 am
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Found the mtb hire place but it's closed.
i found someone riding one in the hills to the east of the city, so naturally I knocked him off it and took it for a spin. He shouted something like 'fu buddy i'm calling the police' and 10 seconds later (just as i'd figured out how to move) I was being chased by two police cars. 10 seconds after that I was knocked off, shot and in the hospital. It seems bike theft is taken seriously in Los Santos!

bwfc: I'm not sure but I think someone mentioned Tesco... Worth a look anyway.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 6:30 am
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What. A ****in. Game. ๐Ÿ˜€

+1 on the beard.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 7:51 am
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Got in car, dressed in running shorts and Talons.
Started driving to hill.
Passed Tesco superstore.
Turned car around and wandered into Tesco in running kit, looking for GTAV.
Completely delighted when i found they had stock left.
Went home, opened beer, played GTA, still in running gear.

That's incredibly effective marketing IMO! ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 7:54 am
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I didn't do many missions, I spent most of my time trying to colour in the map, and trying to get gigantic air from mountain tops.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 7:54 am
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I have to wait in for a parcel today.

I. AM. GUTTED.

*fires up xbox*


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 7:55 am
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Played for an hour or so last night, really just got myself through the intros and a couple of little missions. Familiarised myself with the place.

Of course, my wife walked in just as I was sneaking around a house (Michaels) and a boy said 'I don't care if you're 12, I'm still going to rape you'. Ummm..

Liking it though. The aiming system is great, car driving feels good, motorbike riding not so good but I like how the screen leans over.


 
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Got in car, dressed in running shorts and Talons.
Started driving to hill.
Passed Tesco superstore.
Turned car around and wandered into Tesco in running kit, looking for GTAV.
Completely delighted when i found they had stock left.
Went home, opened beer, played GTA, still in running gear.
That's incredibly effective marketing IMO!

As a runner, listen out for the barefoot shoe advert on the radio. Very funny.


 
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lol @ crell

Lovin the game so far but then I'm a closet low down seedy rotten scumbag so it seems to have been made with me in mind ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 8:26 am
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I found a huge quarter pipe you can drive at going full speed. The Baja Beetles are brilliant.


 
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