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He's very precocious for an 8 year old.

Christ! Don't let STW know you let your 8yr old play GTA! You'll be run out of town 😯


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 8:40 pm
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Scooter Brothers!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 8:43 pm
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8!

Samuri please tell me that was a typo 😉

At 8 I was struggling to dock playing Elite on a BBC!

Top respect to your son


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:17 pm
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I was playing this evening and while trying to do a few of the random events I was tazered and left on a railway line in just my pants!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:21 pm
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I've just finished the main story line, feeling pretty emotional 😆

Great game, and there still apparently loads of side missions and stuff to do. I tried to do as many of the side quests as possible before doing the last mission, but eventually just ran out. Still, there's all the lovely online content coming out next month!


 
Posted : 25/09/2013 10:21 pm
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Next week.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:03 am
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Has anyone else discovered the 29" upgrade to the bike? When I fitted the upgrade a golden light came down to shine upon me from on high, I was able to ride up hills faster and suddenly loads of girls in bikinis came out of nowhere and surrounded me telling me how sexy I was.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 1:00 am
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News on GTA Online...
http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/123946-gta-online-detailed-by-rockstar-games-ahead-of-1-october-roll-out

Possibly showing my age, but I certainly wasn't expecting there to be any extra 'in-game' costs playing online (there aren't any, I hasten to add! Seems Rockstar did the press release to counter stories that there were.)


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:22 am
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[i]8!

Samuri please tell me that was a typo

At 8 I was struggling to dock playing Elite on a BBC![/i]

It was a joke. No way would I let anyone who wasn't a grown up play a game where you can ride a road bike offroad (another joke)

My son is 18 and probably does everything he can do in GTA in real life.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:14 am
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poor Mr. Strawberry Jam.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:20 am
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He's very precocious for an 8 year old.

what the ****? are you ****ing crazy? there's a lot of ****ing ****s ****ing each other **** you stupid ****. that shit is ****ing with my head and I'm a ****ing old ****.

and the language is quite atrocious.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:25 am
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I wonder how I can play GTAV Online whilst still retaining my principles?

That's it... vigilante.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:30 am
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I am very, very disappointed.

I'm lead to believe that online play will not be simply an online world in which many thousands of people will do as they please but some kind of team based event. Is this correct?

BOOO!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:21 pm
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No, you can do anything you want, so you can mess about on your own OR form teams. Seems fine to me.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:23 pm
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So my PostOp/Go Postal fiddle has started to reap rewards, I destroyed around 8 Go Postal vans before PostOp stock started to rise. Not sure how worthwhile it is because it did take ages to find them, until I stopped looking, and no way of telling if it's because I destroyed the vans or something else...


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:26 pm
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Good


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 12:28 pm
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Took me umpteen efforts to get the sleeping gas into that A/C unit on top of the Jewellers.

Yes, I'm only at [i]that[/i] bit.
How the hell did people finish the whole thing in a day!!!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:05 pm
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Took me umpteen efforts to get the sleeping gas into that A/C unit on top of the Jewellers.

Me too, was convinced they were going in, so lobbed a whole lot one after another only to be told they had all missed and I had failed 🙁


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:08 pm
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Second throw for me. Also stole the gas on the first attempt with no trouble getting away from the fuzz. 8)

Did anybody go in dumb and loud?

Also just on the military dockland mission, what option did everybody take? I have gone for A but I'm not sure it sounds as fun.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:28 pm
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I got the knockout gas in first time - easy.

I just did hit the Lost and Damned trailer park. First time, woke up the bikers and got shot. Second time, realised I had a silenced sniper rifle, took out a few, still got spotted though and just gunned them down. By the time I blew the place up no-one was there.

Got all three main chars in play now.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:33 pm
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Yea That happened to me too. I woke them up and got killed the first time. I woke them up and killed them all the second time then blew it up.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:46 pm
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The original scooter brothers, for those who don't know it. Ace that they've included it!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 2:56 pm
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riding up the mountain on a bike, he even manages to trash a couple of red socks, his downhill wasn't so good.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 3:04 pm
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I love the way they designers have actually made that climb good to ride down by putting in jumps and drops as part of the trail. There even seems to be a bit of a natural wall ride if yo can manage it.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:29 pm
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Agreed. Cycling up the mountain for the first time, I was planning on riding straight back down as fast as I could and could see various drops and interesting lines. On the way down, the trail naturally guides you over the jumps and drops, damn fine work from the game designers!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:40 pm
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I just did hit the Lost and Damned trailer park. First time, woke up the bikers and got shot. Second time, realised I had a silenced sniper rifle, took out a few, still got spotted though and just gunned them down. By the time I blew the place up no-one was there.

I just did it all stealthy, no problem at all, didn't disturb them. Big fan of the explosions.

Was ok getting the gas in the A/C unit - took about 4 throws, but nicking the van in the first place was a bloody nightmare! I suspect breaking down the doors was easier than nicking the whole van though.

Is there a good way to make cars explode? I want to create mass havoc on the freeways, but find myself emptying several clips at a car before it explodes, any tips?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:52 pm
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I wonder if there's a way of holding a Mt Chilia hill climb time trial?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 4:59 pm
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Is there a good way to make cars explode? I want to create mass havoc on the freeways, but find myself emptying several clips at a car before it explodes, any tips?

In previous GTAs shooting the filler cap would usually be 1 shot explosion but haven't tried it on 5, attaching sticky bombs to cars stuck in a line of traffic is much more fun.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 5:08 pm
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There isn't a filler cap on most, that was my first thought!

Sticky bomb sounds great, must try that!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 5:08 pm
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One thing I'm a bit disappointed about is the police are psychic.

I noticed a load of police wondering about looking at something and I sneaked up and left sticky bombs on their cars.

Then sneaked off and waited for them to go back to their cars and KABOOM.

It was in the middle of nowhere and no one witnessed it...but police from miles around appeared and chased me everywhere.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 6:46 pm
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done.

Wasn't sorry about Trevor either.

*waits for online*


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 6:49 pm
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I got it the other day, only done the first mission, just been pratting about....

Managed to get hold of a mountain bike, put it in the back of a pick up & drive it up the big mountain, then downhill the hell out of it & die, presumably due to the 26" wheels & no dropper post.......

Has anyone managed to get into the air force base (fort zacuda?) & nick a tank yet?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 6:55 pm
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Not a tank, a fighter jet. They blew me out of the sky on my first 3 attempts, managed to avoid the missiles on my 4th attempt but then blew it up landing it coz I forgot to put the undercarriage down 😳


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:44 pm
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If you just head out to sea/over sea in a straight line in a boat or plane and keep going, what happens?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:52 pm
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If you just head out to sea/over sea in a straight line in a boat or plane and keep going, what happens?

You die of boredom.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 7:57 pm
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[quote=Houns ]If you just head out to sea/over sea in a straight line in a boat or plane and keep going, what happens?

Your vehicle sinks and something comes along and says hello to you if you swim underwater.
You even get an achievement for it!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 8:01 pm
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Just stole the mini sub for the boat sinking mission. Is it just me or are the police all over you for no reason on your way there?


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 9:45 pm
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Spoilsports 🙁

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Posted : 26/09/2013 9:56 pm
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$70k made on my shares for the tip I gave. 😀


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 10:34 pm
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Any more share tips, finally made a million but would like to make it 2!


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:04 pm
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I'll take a look in a bit too busy hunting out hillbillies.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:07 pm
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Just nicked the Cargobob, too easy. Hooned it into the base on a dirt bike, rode straight to it, flew off and kept low around the coast.

Going back for a jet, and maybe a tank.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:10 pm
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Suburban might be worth a gamble

Having said that I just doubled on Fruit after doing a mission so with tempted to chuck some back into Hawk and Little.


 
Posted : 26/09/2013 11:10 pm
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Done the Cargobob, but I just get heavily headshot trying to rob a jet. Even managed to get one off the ground but got mashed down a few minutes after. 🙁


 
Posted : 27/09/2013 12:03 am
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Found the crop duster this evening. Strangely relaxing to fly gently round the state.


 
Posted : 27/09/2013 12:13 am
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