[Closed] GTA V

really, wouldn't you be best off riding a bike out there*points* in the real world™?

The two aren't exclusive. Spend all day out on bike, come home play GTAV - what could possibly be better?

As much as I like riding bikes, the world is crammed full of amazing rich experiences (besides biking and gaming), I want to enjoy as many as I can. Riding all the time would be boring.

This is why I am not a pro cyclist 🙂

wouldn't you be best off riding a bike out there*points* in the real world™?

Tried it. Great graphics but the gameplay's shit.

Come home play with the missus/partner?

Sorry I'll stop the semi trolling comments now. I did enjoy the comedy vids (well more so the Cleveland "that's nasty" sound bites as the player chased some fat person on screen in a car)

My missus also likes video games. So I often do. Maybe I'm not much of a super stud but I can't shag every hour I'm not riding or working.

This is to much, I need this in my life.

going to pop out at lunchtime to buy it....

Bought a load of lifeinvader shares...please tell me the markets going to improve?!

I have no idea how to make money off the stock market.. so I've just bought some shares that were cheap but rising to see what happens.

I wish I'd have thought of it when I found out we were going to whack Jay Norris. But then again, I knew they were going to fall so I'm not sure how I'd have made money on that.. although I guess now they are undervalued aren't they?

I bought just after Jay Norris was killed on the basis I'd get them cheap and be quids in when the dust settled. They've not gone back up yet.

wouldn't you be best off riding a bike out there*points* in the real world™?

I done a 2 hour ride before work, but I can't do backflips.

Oh man, ended up with 2 strippers in private lounge. There is grabbing technique to be learned though.

Actually Trevor* is good looking after some dressing up.

Saw gunpoint robbery, drove them clowns down and profited 3k dahlas.

Other mexican b'tch tried to cry down for help ( foolish me to be good hearted )... her set up didn't work. Gringos didn't have balls to see trigger happy gangsta.

Helped drunk couple and drove them to Motel, dirty f"ckers did the deed in the car. Shameless bastards.

Come on popstar, admit it...you were trying to sneek a peek in the rearview mirror 😀

Is it worth downloading that iFruit app that keeps getting mentioned?

Some good tips on making money in the stock market here. [url= http://gtaforums.com/topic/594985-the-stock-exchange-information-thread-wip/ ]Clicky[/url]. I made the same mistake of buying lifeinvander shares. Thankfully I only bought £1k worth.

There's an advert on one of the radio stations for a spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Some of the lines in the ad aren't repeatable on here, but I was chuckling for ages after.

Similarly I turned on the TV in Trevor's place and watched an episode of Jack Howitzer is Jack Howitzer in Jack Howitzer!

[i]Bought a load of lifeinvader shares...please tell me the markets going to improve?! [/i]

Me too and then I played a part in the company's demise 🙁

There's an advert on one of the radio stations for a spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Some of the lines in the ad aren't repeatable on here, but I was chuckling for ages after.

Heard that last night, was struggling not to burst out laughing and wake the whole house up 😆

I've made $47 so far on the stocks - yay!

I don't seem to be able to trade on the real website though - only online?

Either I've suddenly got really bad at shooting people, or its a lot harder to aim in 5. Franklin is especially shit.

Come on popstar, admit it...you were trying to sneek a peek in the rearview mirror

Unfortunately there was no -key hole- option to play peeping tom on them, guess its all about $40. Can't get any more than that.

emsz - you need to increase Franklin's shooting skills at the range...as he is especially crap.

The range is bloody difficult though. Only managed bronze in most!

Anybody else done the tiathlons? Makes training stamina a bit more interesting - the third one took me half an hour to do! 🙂

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There's an advert on one of the radio stations for a spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. Some of the lines in the ad aren't repeatable on here, but I was chuckling for ages after.

That was brilliant. So funny.

How many times did you have try Franklins first street race? Took me about 8 attempts!

More reasons why this is the most awesome game ever - insider trading GTA style

I tried the whole beanmachine/coolbeans investment idea but couldn't find the trucks. Shot up some people drinking beanmachine and the price did go up.

BTW the range is great, tempted to go back just for some practise. Of course it helps your own skills as well as the characters.

I didn't win the street race and packed it in to look for a faster car then the ? disappeared.

Of course not. They don't hang around, or they'll attract the rozzers.

[i]How many times did you have try Franklins first street race? Took me about 8 attempts! [/i]

I did it on the second attempt. Use his special skill for all the corners and then turn it off again for the straights. I was in a mini when everyone else was in dead fast, hetro-sexual cars.

the only reason I failed the first attempt is because I didn't anticipate how aggressive the other drivers would be.

I spent about ten mins climbing the bloody tower crane just so I could jump off it!! I was very impressed by the graphics when I looked over the edge and my stomach went a bit, I'm quite dodgy with heights and had to remind myself that it's only a bloody game 🙄

JEngledow - I did exactly the same, I've got it running on the projector in my back room and the graphics are still bloody impressive when they're half the size of a wall! I then attempted the BASE jump but chose the wrong spot. Hit the building about 30m below me. #fail

Has anyone smoked the spliff with Michael yet? Interesting outcome. 😯 It's one of the strangers and freaks missions.

Has anyone smoked the spliff with Michael yet? Interesting outcome. It's one of the strangers and freaks missions.

No, but I have used his sons Bong (in his bedroom) which makes things a bit 'wobbly' for a few moments 😆

I was stuck doing the 2nd heist for 3 hours as I didnt realise I had to take Michael to the B.... I had taken the other two to the B and exhausted all telephone conversations....

On the plus side i did get to fine the cable car, go hunting with cletus and drink some whiskey at home!

I cant wait to get home and get some more playing done.

Just robbed a bank in Paleto Bay.Came out wearing ballistic gear and holding a mini gun.

Best bit yet !

This could get annoying...

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Feeding him in the middle of the afternoon? Surely he gets fed when you come home from work, on schedule..?

Gawd knows. I fed the little bastard, steak as well, around 7 this morning. So not sure why he want's more.

This is getting very stressful 😀

[s]Is iFruit just a tamagotchi rebranded for adults?[/s]

Edit: That's giving STW too much credit.

Is iFruit just a rebranded tamagotchi?

Is iFruit just a tamagotchi rebranded for adults?

Wait. What? Tamagotchi was for kids?

...and yes and no. There are several areas of the app. You can train up Chop and what he learns can be replicated in the game. Also you can access all your cars and make changes/upgrades. Other stuff in there which i have not looked at yet.

I guess this is the point where not owning a smart phone will finally impact on my life.

Oh well.

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I guess this is the point where not owning a smart phone will finally impact on my life.

I think you should recuse? yourself from this thread.

I don't take any orders or suggestions unless they are followed by "bitch"

I don't take any orders or suggestions unless they are followed by "bitch"