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They're just slightly inferior custard creams, aren't they?


 
Posted : 14/09/2025 9:28 am
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And given that the custard cream is the lowest form of biscuit, it's not saying much.


 
Posted : 14/09/2025 9:55 am
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Posted by: mtbfix

And given that the custard cream is the lowest form of biscuit, it's not saying much.

Now hang on.

Custard cream > bourbon > gypsy creams > any american "biscuit"

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Posted : 14/09/2025 9:57 am
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Resist American cultural hegemony. Dilute, dilute OK

(err, from the run-out of some record I bought years ago.ย  Porky and his ilk knew the score)

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Posted : 14/09/2025 10:01 am
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Posted by: joshvegas

Custard cream > bourbon > gypsy creams > any american "biscuit"

Yes, very much this.ย 

In a weak moment on Friday, I gave in and tried a gingerbread Oreo. It was so synthetic and sugary it took me off on a rant about American food nonsense.ย 

Bring on the 100 Days til Christmas...

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Posted : 14/09/2025 10:03 am
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I'm no good snob, I'll eat pretty much anything but Oreos are genuinely ruddy horrible.


 
Posted : 14/09/2025 10:14 am
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have always wanted to see one

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Posted : 14/09/2025 12:22 pm
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Oreos are sub standard biscuits by any benchmark.

See also American 'chocolate'.


 
Posted : 14/09/2025 1:48 pm
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Posted by: Poopscoop

I'm no good snob, I'll eat pretty much anything but Oreos are genuinely ruddy horrible.

So you're a bad snob. They're the worst

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Posted : 15/09/2025 8:52 am
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Posted by: ratherbeintobago

They're just slightly inferior custard creams, aren't they?

100% agree. Normal oreos are crap enough.

See also the Oreo ice cream sandwiches - cold and soggy "biscuit" with a small amount of rubbish ice cream in between.


 
Posted : 15/09/2025 9:13 am