You're not exactly encouraging more girlies to join in the "discussions" are you guys?
tazzymtb - Member
it's spring, all boy animals are trying to determine who's alpha to make friends with the lady animals, we have been witnessing the STW version of the stags in rutting season
'coures we are, more to go round 😆
sorry 😳
I'll get me coat,
i did offer make up tips though 😥
I'm cold, the weather is crap, and I'm sitting here trying to write an essay on FEMINISM. all the girliness has been drained out of me 🙁
C'mon you can do better than that 😉
Make me laugh ...
cg, did you faceboook me..... ❓
Current (men) threads are dull dull dull
You're not exactly encouraging more men to join in the "discussions" are you girls?
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You're not exactly encouraging more girlies to join in the "discussions" are you guys?
Too right c_g 😐
...... after being insulted by Talkemada, I think I'll get myself a big bar of chocolate, a box of tissues, and settle down to watch a nice movie 😀
motorcycle diaries ❓
@cinnamon girl
We have tried to talk about girlie things. When knickers were mentioned you dismissed them for thongs. When GHD's were mentioned you dismissed them for curly hair. Ann Summers disappeared and as for the menstural cups!!!!!
You can't say we aren't giving it a go. 😀
ton - no I didn't. Do you want me to!
Poor Gus 😥
wavydave - oh OK, fair enough! That menstrual cups was unbelievable 😯
cg, please...
but something has just happened, and i now feel violated............ 😥
tazzy - don't do pink 🙄
ton - what you on about?
barnes facebooked me.............arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh
barnes facebooked me.............arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh
[b]such[/b] a sensitive soul 🙂
after being insulted by Talkemada, I think I'll get myself a big bar of chocolate, a box of tissues, and settle down to watch a nice movie
Before you do that, you better get my dinner ready.
..Bitch.
Talkemada - Oi! Don't talk to Grizzly Gus like that. 😯
For a newbie, you're a bit, er, forward 😉
'Holds hand up tentatively' I'm a girl when last checked, like to join in and talk about fings, but....to tired, need sleep, won't get any, child in me bed and got ancient sick dog.........
Sorry. I was wrong, and I apologise. 😳
Talk about bottoms, Talkemada, [i]much[/i] safer ground.
Although possibly [i]not[/i] on this thread...
(Sorry, c_g. :wink:)
I'm a girl when last checked
<<giggles>>
best thread for ages, go cg, far more wit than the usual crowd.
I'm a girl. What's a GHD?
Thongs. I usually wear girl-shorts or fairly sensible knickers (comfort and practicality, plus, if you buy knickers a size too big you don't get such a bad vpl).
Anyway, I was prevailed upon by the incumbent BF to wear something more sexy, so I thought I would practice wearing the hated thong. I decided to wear one to go shopping in the local Sainsburys (although the type of supermarket is not central to the story). I drove there, parked up, got my trolley. I started walking round the shop, feeling rather sexy, it must be said, when, to my horror and extreme discomfort, the bloody thing sort of slipped sideways. Instead of the thong-bit sort of riding flat between my erm, cheeks (as it were) it was now BETWEEN them. It was made of nylon and there were scratchy bits! OMG! What to do? Had jeans on, couldn't fish it out of ar$e-crack because the shop was full. So I sort of clenched a bit, and wriggled a bit, and tried by sheer force of will (and I'm absolutely sure I was making a very odd face by this time) to somehow move it.
I got round the shop, paid, and out into the car park, the mental effort had me sweating by this time. I got to my car, abandoned the trolley and scooted between my car and the car parked next to me. Joyously, (and thinking I was in private) I stuck my hand down the back of my jeans, and with a great sigh of relief I jerked the offending thong back into the comfort zone. I sagged against my car, relaxed ... and noticed there was a man sitting in the next car watching with great interest...
😯
why don't all the stw girls post up [s]topless[s] pictures of them selves and us men folk can rate you purely on appearence, then follow it up with some misogynisitic coments. That would be interesting.
Why wont the strike through thing work, piece of sh1t
Karinofnine, that's probably the post of the year so far! if your BF wants you to wear thongs and you don't like them suggest he wears one for a walk to the shops too, it's only fair 🙂
Never wear nylon thongs. I'm a (hold on while I check.............yup still there) bloke and even I know that 🙄 and thongs are supposed to go between cheeks, otherwise they are known as knickers! This is assuming you were talking about bottom bottoms and not err.........front bottoms 😆
Karinofnine, that's probably the post of the year so far! if your BF wants you to wear thongs and you don't like them suggest he wears one for a walk to the shops too, it's only fair
Can I say that its not so bad as Karinofnine has made out. 😉
🙂
i found that one of my ex's lacy "boy shorts" did scratch a bit in places
Karinofnine, easy diagnosis is that you had your thong on back to front (bottom),
Simples....
On a serious note- I'd have one of these in the kitchen.
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hora
I just bought one of those(not pink tho), ****ing ace.
Hora,
On a more serious note, I hope that doesn't match the decor 😯
Pinks ace (no not the singer)
He's an ex-BF now.
I've ditched that particular item, but I do have other, nicer thongs which are a positive delight and pleasant on the bum-crack. I wear them for ahem entertaining - not that I do much of that these days, in fact, on checking for moths, I notice that the label is written in latin.
Thongs aside, I am with SFB on this, I think that slightly more concealing garments are sexier - a hint or promise of what is beneath is much more alluring (to me anyway), than having it all wopped out on show!
(This thread brings to mind, was it Blackadder? the description of men's genitals as "The last turkey in the shop" - still has me giggling)
I hate thongs with a passion. Hang on. Let me find an example of what I find alluring.
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A doctor on the student radio station in my city has on many occasions described thongs/ g-strings as nothing but bacterial highways. kinda removes the sauciness from them for me.
Still, isn't Robert Pattinson just too dreamy?
A moistened bint inna flowery frock?
A moistened bint inna flowery frock?
Ah I see you are a fellow Yorkshireman? 😆
Just googled RP - not my type, I prefer more rugged/muscles mmmmmm.
Hora, yes, much much better than having all the goods in the shop window.
Fellow girls. What do you think of this? Im thinking of buying something like this to go alongside my dark brown leather 3 seater:
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I'm sure it'll look a treat with baby spew on it 😉
It's ****ing awful Hora, but I'm no girl.
