[Closed] Gillian mckeith? Wtf

hora you need to read [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/do-ugly-couples-fancy-each-other ]here[/url]

How much for Wagbo? (it'd be a dangerous event)

she's not a doctor. That was a fake qualification too.

Outrageous! TV company should be sued for gross misrepresentation!

So what is she then? Just a bullshitter?

Well spongebob, her website describes her as an 'internationally acclaimed Holistic Nutritionist', whatever that may be. I feel your closing comment was probably about right...

She purchased a phd from a dodgy internet university. I recall a journalist managed to do the same for his cat.

She has a PhD, both in holistic nutrition via a distance-learning programme from the non-accredited American Holistic College of Nutrition.

(she downloaded a certificate from the interweb)

throw in Vanessa Feltz and make it a lasagne-style sex sandwich

Sponging-machine, that's well out of order. Get your facts right. It was his dead cat. 😉

Normally I'd find this kind of television abhorrent.

However, Ms McKeith has habitually lied about her qualification, trying to pass it off as genuine, has failed to provide peer reviewed analysis to support her self-proclaimed "expertise" and judging by her television programmes, she seems to express a perverse amount of glee for making overweight people cry on television.

For that, I'd quite happily watch her come apart at the seams on prime television without an ounce of sympathy.

spongebob -

http://www.badscience.net/2007/02/ms-gillian-mckeith-banned-from-calling-herself-a-doctor/

http://www.badscience.net/category/gillian-mckeith/

I'm no fan of I'm a Celebrity, but I could watch this pile of bad acting over and over

Just further proof to me that she is a waste of TV airtime

please, please, please get those images out of my head

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Aye imagine me with Vanessa rolling around the bed 😈

hora - I'm not wanting to come over all pc, please dont take this personally, but have a look at the sticky over on the bike forum. 😉

Oh, that removes 95.9% of the content of my posts 😳

barnsleymitch - Member

hora - I'm not wanting to [b]come over[/b] all pc, please dont take this personally, but have a [b]look at the sticky[/b] over on the bike forum.

Hora - you dirty boy - you didn't did you?

'sticky' doesnt even come into it...

I can't possibly participate in any immoral banter anymore.

If I am barred I will have to fill my day with work and have normal conversation rather than grunt at colleagues.

I bid you good day Sirs.

futuresorange - Member
What amuses me is that she is only one year older than Nigella Lawson would you believe! Not good advertising for her brand of healthy eating i feel.

Really! Gobsmacked at this news.

Can't stand McKeith, her shite obsession then all this phobia malarkey just mark her out as a supreme fraud. Doctor my arse, Dr Who has better ****ing qualifications than she does!

Just watched that YouTube clip, what crap, if someone faints they fall from the hips usually, she went down like a $10 crack hora!

Being a natural sceptic, I doubted this age gap, so googled it.
And it's incorrect.
Turns out it's closer to 3 months difference!

Nigella for next years series - might beat the series with Myleen Klass in terms of watchability!

Yep, if you faint, you just go straight to the floor, there are no self preservation actions, no holding on to anything and no falling in installments. You just go straight down. Not quite what's in that clip!

Has anyone seen the clip from a few days ago, where she first 'fainted' ? That one was even better, as she managed to pull her shirt down in order to cover herself up, whilst 'unconscious'.

Has she smuggled in a load of pies and pineapples up the back of her shirt?

I was deliberately shying away from that one Harry. By the look of it, she's got some sort of spinal condition.

Oh. In that case I apologise and stand corrected.

I thought that she may have been secretly snacking on a lobster.

🙂

By the look of it, she's got some sort of spinal condition.

Yep. She doesn't have one.

Yes, she developed back problems, from being on it too much.

Spinal condition? She wants to have a proper balanced diet, that'd help

I ended up watching the whole program last night, good TV :p Her being locked in the jail was class, if only Shaun Ryder had lost it properly and ****ted her (rather than just swearing then apologising). The playmate in the bikini was very watchable to...

good link Philconsequence

why thank you 🙂 made me chuckle as i listened to it on the radio this morning

TBF, I thought Shaun Ryder showed great humility and maturity in going back to her to apologise, whereas she is just a mad old bitch who thinks that shouting more loudly will get things done. I thought he might come across as a bit of a cock, but he seems the most reasonable and level-headed one in there.

They should lock her in the next time she does a trial and just leave her to be eaten by the critters.

Yeah, would you rather eat Gillian McKeith or Nigella

Ooh, Nigella! Juicy and succulent.

I would have to bite her bottom. 😳

I would have to bite her bottom.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That Brett Domino is very good. Top song.

I thought he might come across as a bit of a cock, but he seems the most reasonable and level-headed one in there.

He is by streets the most level-headed!

I would have to bite her bottom.

I reckon you and 30 other people could all simultaneously bite her arse, it is massive! Made almost entirely out of meringue and avocado as well.. mmm tasty.

I think a tasteful pic is appropriate, for the enlightenment of those what don't know what Ms Lawson looks like:

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It's not sexist or owt; it's about [i]healthy nutrition[/i].

Don't need any pics of Ms McKeith, I think we can all agree.

It's not sexist or owt; it's about healthy nutrition

Of course! When I posed the question of who you would rather eat, I obviously meant, 'In the style of'. Much as one might ask, "would you rather eat Chines or India". I'm sorry if that made it ambiguous for those of you with your minds in the gutter, but I lack the cunning linguistic talent required to make it any clearer.

😆

Yeah, some people, always thinking of disgusting things....

Of course, I mean you could understand someone misunderstanding and thinking that you would want to lick Nigella like a lollipop, but we know that's not what you had in mind.

cunning linguistic

that Mckeef monstrosity would be tough in places with a wierd jelly-like substance marbelling the meat that would smell of bowel contents and pus..

every cut of meat will have been marinating in her diseased and bitter spinal fluids for so long that whole new species and civilisations will have evolved from the BSE strains that pollute the meat.. I am becoming more convinced as each day passes that all disease ever encountered on this planet will have at some point been born in a phleghmy and putrid genesis spewed forth from her twisted lips in a venomous filthy hiss..

I also have very little doubt that the contraband she insists on liberally sprinkling into the camps food are pure evil crystalline distillates brewed from her bilious effluent in a foul cauldron designed in the fiery pits of Simon Cowells mind..

urgh.. basically

Yunki - I'm getting the feeling that you dont like the woman. Is this correct?