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Apparently I also have IBS which can be a challenge.
However, any curry results in farts which smell like a curry fart should within about 10 mins of eating. Add some dark beer and guaranteed a clean out.
That said, couple of beers last night (light beer), just had a fried egg roll and cup of strong coffee for breakfast and have not yet had any gut rumbles, gas output or a quick sprint to the facility. Today might be a good day....
Going back in time, local pub followed by a visit to the local chipper where such delights as a King Rib supper were consumed resulted in the most toxic odour I have known. You know things are bad when you cannot tolerate your own gas.....
Wonder if they still sell King Ribs....
has to be parsnips - once made soup with them, very, very wrong
Whey protein powder/shakes set me off, and greek yoghurt sometimes (especially if on an empty stomach) makes it smell like a rat has crawled up my arse and died.
Also an odd one but the cinnamon and raisin bun things you get for cheap from Aldi seem to stir something pure evil down there. The result is something to be endured rather than enjoyed.
Wonder if they still sell King Ribs....
They very much do. [b][i]#dirty food[/i][/b]
Scampi fries for burps which clear the local area.
Poached egg. When whether or not it's cooked is debatable?
That.
Salt n Vinegar Hoola Hoops.
I can't go near MrsBouy if eaten.
(I have 356 packets left 😯 )
BA used to do a mushroom sandwich on some flights which if they'd served them on long haul would have resulted in the deployment of the oxygen masks and an emergency detour to the nearest airfield if I'd eaten one
Custard Creams if eaten in any reasonable quantity.
As in more than two.
I can't leave a packet unfinished.
They're properly stinky.
And usually silent to deploy.
I sometimes work in a windowless office 😈
Curry last night and apparently I was disgusting this morning. I reckon it was the Dhal.
Whatever the cat's been eating today. Definitely.
Jesus Christ.
*Searches for vomit emoticon. And a gas mask*
A ready meal jalfrezi, 3 pints of Doom Bar, 3 pints of Perfect 5, I was ready to disown myself this morning. 🙄
Possibly overdid the pork scratchings and Scampie Fries in the pub as well. 😉
Just breathing makes my farts smell of death.
Though real ale, curries and bacon don't help either. 🙂
Ever tried those pickled whole garlic cloves? Other half and I got a bit addicted to them in Barcelona. Our farts could have vapourised the cast of 'Twilight'.
😆
Well, artichokes have been consumed, were combined with a day out on the lager, so given every opportunity to shine, but alas, no rooms were cleared, no screams of horror or hazmat suits deployed.
I am disappoint.
Was drinking yesterday afternoon/last night and we ended up getting a maryland chicken before heading back to the hotel. I was not pleasant to be around this morning 😆
a litre of chocolate milk, sculled straight after a ride.
Parp!