[Closed] Friday Survey. Which food makes you the most offensive to be around?

While I'm eating it, kedgeree. Nothing like a smoked fish and egg curry to offend others noses....

After the event, scrambled eggs make me weep at the smell of my own farts.

You know that cabbage and keema curry they do at This 'n' That?
Gets my bottom bracket grumbling like you would not believe.

It's so bad I've disgusted myself on occasion. 🙂

Had to walk out of the portakabin i was in yesterday after wednesday nights lentil curry made an appearance. Sulphorous.

I once had a night on whisky and a vindaloo, I think I actually glowed in the dark after that

those festering french cheeses that have the same chemical make-up as athlete's foot and smell like a dead tramp in a skip

Anything lentil based.

Mexican food. I love it but no one loves me the next day.

any biryani

Spring Onions 😆

I bloody Love em' too 😆 😆 😛

Shallots in any type of slow cooked stew

Falafel has a strange affect on me which isn't particularly noxious but the sheer volume of gas involved is quite something.

Jerusalem Artichoke Soup...

Spent nearly an entire afternoon with an almost constant "on-demand" supply of gas on tap....

Ow. I fell of my bike on Sunday and bruised my sides and it blooody hurts from giggling, bastards.

Me? Well pretty much any food in general but especially these

Beans
Eggs
Cabbage
Curry
Mild
Bitter

Real ale often has me turning the air brown the next day. Especially what a mate of mine nicknamed "Theakston's Finest Eggy."

Also, Batchelor's Beanfart.

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Pickled onions. Lovely to eat, but velocitous fragranced emmissions are a given afterwards.

Mind you, Mrs feet moans if I've eaten anything spicier than a cucumber!

Flatulent Thursday followed Beans on Toast and 3 pints of Guinness Wednesday in my office, despite it being quite cold outside I kept the window open most of the day.

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Dal Curry

I was on tour a couple of weeks back.

After 2 days we'd eaten:-
baked beans 3 times
Bacon x lots
scrambled eggs x lots
cold meat feast pizza x lots & lots
Then they served us chilli jacket spuds with a side dish of egg mayo...

Every single one of the crew was chuffing absolute vileness. No need to turn the haze machine on - there was a green miasma hanging in the air already.

...and lets not even contemplate the stench in the tourbus the next morning...

Chinese. Apparently.

Slightly esoteric but fill yer boots with salsify for gases you could slice with a knife.

Tinned mackerel/sardines, 20 seconds to eat, burping it for a day.

Durian.

A day on the London Pride and whatever food I choose to eat.

Proper garlic sausage. The kind you can still taste days later, and gives you breath that guarantees a bit of 'personal space' OM NOM NOM

I used to think it was a chilli pickled onions & ale combo until I had what can only be described as 'curried sprouts' on holiday recently.

Quite unearthly results.

Anything and everything.

I suffer from IBS, so when I suffer everyone suffers. I can clear the works canteen, even the engineers, who wouldn't move if the place was on fire. I've also been known to make pious born again christians swear. Proper choice Anglo-Saxonisms to boot.

I had a very nice Thai green curry for lunch, so tonight's night shift are in for some delights. 😈

[quote=bigblackshed a dit]Anything and everything.
I suffer from IBS, so when I suffer everyone suffers. I can clear the works canteen, even the engineers, who wouldn't move if the place was on fire. I've also been known to make pious born again christians swear. Proper choice Anglo-Saxonisms to boot.
I had a very nice Thai green curry for lunch, so tonight's night shift are in for some delights.
I hate you at the moment, my sides are ******* killing me from giggling

Jerusalem artichokes, as above. I timed the emissions, down to 1 per 90secs.
And black pudding & baked beans. Mrs M went to sleep in the spare bed after that - it was my breath, I think

Pesto and eggs

I usually blame the cat.

I ate a vindaloo by mistake once.

Next day at work I had to step outside the building to prevent the whole building being evacuated due to a severe biohazard.

While I was outside the pigeons were coming close to dropping dead from the sky.

😳

I'm just in the supermarket. Spotted some artichokes.

They can't be that bad can they? I'll report back...

Coffee. I have horses that make less of a stench..

Anything and everything

Real ale, pickled eggs, lentil soup, pretty much most curries... the list is endless tbh.

You know that cabbage and keema curry they do at This 'n' That?

This for flatulance ... 😆

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This for burping ... 😆

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Make sure you are in close proximity of people or in a lift.

Sage and onion stuffing, creates gasses that smell exactly like sage and onion stuffing. I once did a stuffing fart at work, a colleague said "can anyone smell Paxo?". They were sick in their mouth when I told them it was an "air Paxo".

*high fives fellow ibs sufferer*

It may sound funny to you all but it's true 🙁 literally anything can set it off.

What causes the worst smelling farts for me has to be any real ale with ginger in. Enville ale always makes my stomach and farts bad, but Enville's Ginger Tom?! I am a walking bio hazard. Blanford Flyer isn't great either

My wife..

She had her gall bladder removed 2 years ago and if she eats anything containing even the smallest amount of fat, I run for my NBC suit.

She bloody loves cheese.

🙁

Quorn : within 1 hour of eating it, the gas started and it just kept coming. Unfortunately, it also smelled like something had died in my lower intestine .....never eaten it since but it did have potential as a bilogical weapon.

I have no sense of smell, but I'm reliably informed that a combination of chilli-based foodstuffs and wheat beer results in unusually large volumes of noxious gas emerging from my nether regions.

Theres a very dark brown (and quite opaque) gravy that some chip shops serve - almost looks like paint. I'm not sure whats in the recipe for that gravy that isn't in any others but I'm beginning to suspect the secret ingredient is 'very bad news'.

Lentils do it for me. Or a roast dinner. The kind of fart that has the paint peeling off the walls.

I once farted at work and it was dense and strong enough to travel to the front of the room where the producer asked "whos eating egg sandwiches?" - probably one of my proudest moments 😆