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[Closed] forgot to buy a birthday prezzie for mum

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And its today. Ive got asda and a number of pound shops in brighouse at my disposal.

Any ideas?

bottle of gin?


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:08 am
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Some winter bike kit from Aldi. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:12 am
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Treat her to a slap up breakfast at Big Baps down on the industrial estate


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:14 am
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chervicks or what ever it's called, get them to make a nice food/wine hamper up.


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:16 am
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babs is the current winner.


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:17 am
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I've got some plasterboard off-cuts you could fashion into a really shit jewellery box.


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 11:18 am
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How old are you? So you've known that many years....your going to burn in hell ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 12:30 pm
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yea im shit


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 12:41 pm
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It's alright my mother "forgot" to put my name, wife's name and new born sons name in a card they somehow managed to pull themselves together and send 2 weeks after he was born.

Being a bit late with a pressie is nowt.


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 1:39 pm
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Colliery band?


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 2:28 pm
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I'm not from round there, but are we sure that you can get a breakfast at

Big Baps down on the industrial estate


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 3:57 pm
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random ornament


 
Posted : 30/09/2016 5:16 pm
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got her a brolly in the end.


 
Posted : 03/10/2016 9:44 am
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Flowers. And possibly an apology.


 
Posted : 03/10/2016 9:51 am
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My mum forgot my birthday once, it wasn't until my friends turned up to take me out for a meal, and she asked what the occasion was and I just said, 'well, it's my birthday...'
She was really, really upset about it, I didn't want to make a big deal over it, but I should have probably quietly said something when I got home from work.
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Posted : 04/10/2016 12:17 am
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Dinner at 1885 or Shibden Mill on Friday preceded by ****ing huge bouquet as soon as yu can arrange.

You just don't - ever - forget your mother's birthday; it's the one thing guaranteed to condemn you to eternal damnation.

Oriental lilies to start and then book the best restaurant you can; mothers are rare -you've only got one so show her she's important.


 
Posted : 04/10/2016 12:47 am
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I once forget my Mums birthday when I was in my twenties.

3 years in a row...

Never before and not since, and I still don't have an explanation. I was sober and of sound mind too, so I've no easy excuses.


 
Posted : 04/10/2016 4:14 pm
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I forgot my own birthday once, couldn't understand why I was taken to the pub and other people were there. Took me a while to work it out.


 
Posted : 04/10/2016 4:27 pm
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Pah! I forgot my first wedding anniversary. That was the first marriage. Just ended the second one...


 
Posted : 04/10/2016 4:28 pm