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Stopped at the revamped southbound Fleet services yesterday.

Very odd configuration with the urinals in the gents. They alternate one back and one forward in a recess. Very odd. If you're in the forward one you're worried the guy behind you and to the side might pee down you. If behind the person in front and to side can look round and have a look at her johnson.

All very odd. Design genius.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 1:55 pm
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Pics?


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 1:57 pm
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'fraid not I may have to draw a diagram


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 2:00 pm
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I was only discussing this the other day with a colleague, we have a company that specialise in commercial washrooms and these are a very odd design to me.

With urinals you get the dreaded splash back so now if you are in the front urinal you get spray from the neighbours too!

Very strange.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 2:20 pm
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behind the person in front and to side can look round and have a look at her johnson.

her johnson?  what type of place is this?


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 2:27 pm
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It takes seven years to train as an architect.

7 years spent not having a piss seemingly


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 4:49 pm
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Think Newport Pagnell has the same. Very odd.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 4:52 pm
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I'm there 7:15 tomorrow.  I shall check it out.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 4:54 pm
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Sounds like the seating in Virgin C class.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 5:05 pm
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You’re not supposed to get your johnson out in club class though. Just press the button if you want the stewardess’s attention


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 6:49 pm
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I’m there 7:15 tomorrow.  I shall check it out.

Take a pic to show what I mean by my rather bad explanation. If you can get away without looking like a rest room botherer.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 8:06 pm
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This can only end well 😀


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 8:53 pm
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I worked in the shop at Fleet Services over the summer after I'd finished my GCSE's. True story, but I can't remember what the bogs were like.

I did mislay about 400 quid out of the till one shift, which amused my supervisor no end.


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 8:58 pm
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‘...You’re not supposed to get your johnson out in club class though. Just press the button if you want the stewardess’s attention...’

isn’t that how you presss the button?

The modern equivalent of a dictaphone?


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 8:59 pm
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This can only end well

I need to be in Dorchester by 10:30, ive no intention of staying at Hampshire Constabulary for a couple of days...


 
Posted : 18/11/2018 11:34 pm
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FFS we need the pictures!


 
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Posted : 19/11/2018 6:34 am
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I’m on my way shortly, wish me luck...


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 6:34 am
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GoPro pov ? Gimballed Gonzo mount?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 7:09 am
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I'll see you there mate!


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 7:41 am
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I was there Friday and didn't notice anything unusual. Maybe I need to pee more attention?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 8:12 am
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Gaah!  Got the pic, cant post it via iphone!


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 8:33 am
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Gaah!  Got the pic,

keep your dick pics to yourself


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 8:38 am
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noooo!!...am up especially!!

edit: for a pic of the layout, not the dicks 🙂


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 8:43 am
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Use tinypic.com


 
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 <span class="skimlinks-unlinked">tinydic.com</span>

Harsh, Houns. Very harsh


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 9:05 am
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Harsh, Houns. Very harsh

🙂


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 9:07 am
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I’m there 7:15 tomorrow.  I shall check it out.

I know, you kindly left that information on the cubicle wall.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 9:36 am
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I think Kryton has been arrested


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 9:39 am
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I wasn't, he was.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 9:51 am
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I've been in loos at the services fairly recently that were like this, but I can't remember where. Probably somewhere on the midlands - Bristol stretch of the M5.

Basically the urinals are offset back & forwards from each other as they go along the line, by about 2 foot. If you choose a 'forward' urinal, you potentially end up with 2 blokes either side of you having a wee 'just over your shoulder'.

God knows why anyone thought this was a good idea & God knows who would choose the 'forward' position! The risk of being enveloped in a fine mist of widdle seemed pretty high!


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 10:17 am
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God knows why anyone thought this was a good idea & God knows who would choose the ‘forward’ position! The risk of being enveloped in a fine mist of widdle seemed pretty high!

There are night clubs for that after all 😀


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 10:34 am
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Mission accomplished:

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Posted : 19/11/2018 10:46 am
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What a moronic piece of design.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 10:49 am
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It’s not a bad as the fancy urinal we have at work.

It’s too high up and piss blows everywhere....


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 10:55 am
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Is it one of those new-fangled Escape Rooms?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:00 am
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Well done Kryton. A picture paints a thousand words.

And a proper LOL spit my coffee on the screen at Perchy!


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:27 am
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I'll be at a certain hotel in Brighton later. There are 3 urinals arranged in a corner so that if you were to use the middle one then your buttocks would be in contact with the buttocks of anyone using a urinal either side of you.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:29 am
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Perchy you fool thats a teabagging machine


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:37 am
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I only drink coffee 😉


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:38 am
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I live in Fleet, never been to the Services and suffering from actute FOMO 😉 I feel I need to go a pay a visit.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:40 am
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I avoid urinals - you either get uncomfortably close to other blokes weeing or splashback (from you and/or them) or both.

As an aside, I was further put off them when my not been walking long daughter toddled up to a urinal thinking it was a sink and picked up one of the yellow disinfectant things to wash her hands after a visit to the proper loos.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:41 am
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I live in Fleet, never been to the Services and suffering from actute FOMO 😉 I feel I need to go a pay a visit.

Watch out for weirdos taking pics in the bogs


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 11:43 am
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What Idiot thought that a "McLaren F1" forward driving position for a urinal was a good idea?

Image result for mclaren f1

Advantages : Staggered elbow room so that you can get an extra couple of traps in.

Disadvantages :  Getting covered in piss.


 
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Also, there’s nowhere to sit down.


 
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