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First, lick rapidly around the rim, rotating it against your tongue, to prevent drips. Once you have created a manageable dome, relax. You can now proceed at a leisurely pace, luxuriating in every steady, purposeful lick. And it should be a lick, not a slurp, not a gulp, definitely not a monstrous bite
I use a similar technique. How about you?
The Grauniad has been peddling soft porn for some time now.
Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content, I expect them all to move to the Guardian Comments section.
Who needs teaching how to eat an ice cream?
Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content
It isn’t.
I'm a bit Cooper tbh
first you need a summer.
It isn’t.
You could have allowed it for the purposes of a gag, captain obvious.
first you need a summer.
This is incorrect.
Ice cream is good for summer or winter sun or snow, weddings and funerals, breakfast or last thing before bed.
Ice cream is the best thing in existance.
Quite partial to a tub of Marshfield Farms Lemon Sorbet, meself.
None in the fridge at the moment, a situation I must rectify soon.
I lick clockwise and
anti-clockwise; to the right; to the left; up and down; down and up - and all possible permutations; dribbling is both allowed and encouraged.
All I'm looking for is an explosion (of flavour) on my tongue.