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I bet you're one of those people you bump into on holiday, and bang on about avoiding some resort or another because there are NAKED GERMANS ON THE BEACH.
The presence of Germans, naked or otherwise is good enough reason to avoid a holiday resort. 😀
Are you trying to come out of the closet on a public forum? IME people with hang ups tend to fancy a bit of the other. I have seen it at my rugby club, blokes always complaining about how gays are out to get them. When really they want a bit. No shame in it mate. What is the matter with ice cream cones? Were you touched up by a rabbi?
My god, I was referring to the exposed nature of the Jewish member end, and quite how the "he doesn't like looking at cockshow, he must be gay" logic works is a perfect example of this inane society! I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression! 😀
Eh?...I was letting mine swing in the breeze post ride last night in a Clwyds carpark! get over it man...you sound like one of those uptight victorian gents..It's a changing room FFS what are you expecting to see?
Don't see the problem either
It's just a body part, presumably you have one of your own? Why the fascination?
I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression!
Gallant effort at deflection there...not buying though dude 🙂
Don't ever go to Denmark.
Nudity in the changing rooms is strictly enforced, they have little pictures of stickmen circling which bits you must especially pay attention to when showering before swimming. 🙂
They regard us as filthy Brits for rinsing (if that) before getting in the pool.
Just get bloody changed! It's not the brief period of nakedness I object to it's the ritualistic parading and strutting I find intolerable! I've no desire to see a protracted display of male nudity, we've all got one it's not big or clever! Jesus what's wrong with you exhibitionist freaks!
it's not big
Speak for yourself dude 😀
I haven't seen that McIntyre rant before. He's VERY funny.
Mr Nutt - you are now and forever "MrLikesToLookAtNutts", I'm afraid.
Mind you - the bit where McIntyre "lines up the shorts" for a quick change? Yep - that's me.
Mr Nutt in the grasp of revenge.
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Jeebus.. it's a seething pool of repression, guilt and British awkwardness on this thread.
No issue with it at all here. Get naked and do star jumps next to me if you like.
But (when in more liberal countries) I happily go to mixed nekkid saunas and sit in the jacuzzi with my missus and my mates. It's just bits. We've all got em.
I am naked now. Swing free in the breeze.
*voms in own mouth re miniteej*
sounds like a great place - which one is it alex? i must pop along.....
Can't see what the problem is. I think it's you, not the other people.
It's a changing room, people get changed in there. They take clothes off, put clothes on. They may even walk to the showers naked. Big deal. There's no space in the cubicles and they tend to get damp.
At school in the 60s we always reckoned that the few boys who used the cubicles were the poofs (sorry about the 60s terminology) - and how would you cope with a rugby-club style communal bath?
Good grief, there is nothing pleasing to my eye about mr middle aged spread swinging his part poached pork piece around, it's attention whoring at it's most primitive!
TandemJeremy - MemberI am naked now. Swing free in the breeze.
do you want me to send you some pictures? I find naked typing is quicker as I have an extra member to use on the keyboard.
an extra member....what's that?
TJ, waaaaaaasayyyyyyyy TMI dude 🙂
Mr Nutt, i would join a union, they need the members, and TJ could possibly help you there.
Perhaps the other men in the comunal changeing room dont like a straight (aledgedly) bloke looking at them naked, so he may be a plant, to see if you make a move on him, when you do, you get arrested, possibly loose your job, get to sign on the sex offenders registrer, get banned from being near kids, and any girlfreind, now has the right to ask if you are a pervert.
Just find another dogging spot.
A huge 'thank you' to MrNutt and everyone else for making this so entertaining. 😀
Terrific fun!
It's a cock! runnn awayyyy!
I used to go to a gym where these two guys would have *endless* chats standing bollock naked apart from flipflops [b]every morning [/b]between working out and showering. What was worse was they would stand next to one of the benches in front of the lockers so that geezers trying to get changed would have these guys' sweaty nuts flapping about at eye level.
I couldn't avoid it because [s]I was madly in l[/s] it was the gym by work I had to shower at after cycling in and apparently we all had the same schedule.
[s]I was madly in l[/s]
..ove with who?
We're missing an important point here. Rather than forcing the silent majority to get changed in an awkward way to satisfy the [s]repressed[/s] prudes, they should issue a blindfold to MrNutt - would solve his problem without creating inconvenience for anybody else.
I'm more inclined to think that those suggesting I'm repressed are more Likely trying to normalise their own feelings of repression!
yeah right 🙂 IMO nakedness is our natural state, and I object not being allowed to be naked, not because I want to flaunt myself, but because I'd rather not cover up if the weather doesn't demand it.
Thanks for that mental picture SFB! That's why you wear the daft shorts! Less is more 🙂
No; you just say that in the forlorn hope that ladies might want to show you their bottoms.
Good try though.
they should issue a blindfold to MrNutt - would solve his problem without creating inconvenience for anybody else.
Or he should stop washing. Chesterton thought that dirt was health-giving, you know.
Oh mercy! Well readers please note who the, erm, fine upstanding, er, community members are, perhaps If petitioned they may even appear at the bigbikebash? treating the assembled crowds to impromptu ball-bys and even more extreme cockrobatics from those more experienced squadron members, TJ may even bring his xylophone!
Sorry, did I say xylophone, I think that should have been cock-n-spiel?
Thanks for that mental picture SFB!
er, I'll thank you [b]not[/b] to form mental pictures of me sonny [s]Jim[/s] Kev!
No; you just say that in the forlorn hope that ladies might want to show you their bottoms.
not at all! Though I wouldn't mind...
Human body is a thing of beauty its just the female form looks even better for some of us anyway.
In Fitness First its a bit like that too but you don't really look anyway.
Once after a workout and a sauna I went through the wrong because of the steam and I was tired and had all these naked females appeared in the shower with their backs facing me-thank god they didn't see me as I walked backwards to the door and into the correct door whoops!
But admidst the clouds of steam I thought this is what heaven is like when I die.
Holy $hit dude.
Mr Nutt protest too much its just a penis - most men have one.