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Chief Inspector Morse: Isn't it your round?

Detective Sergeant Lewis: Do you think another one's a good idea?

Chief Inspector Morse: [b]Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure![/b]

I often use this as justification.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:22 pm
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Do you think I'd have pissed my pants if I was sober ?
I've only used it twice


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:28 pm
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Dennis Skinner
Half the Tory members opposite are crooks.

He was then told to withdraw the remark.

OK, half the Tory members aren’t crooks.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:32 pm
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Probably just action film ones, shallow that I am.

[i]I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. [/i]

[i]Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with. It doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead. [/i]

And some bicycling ones

[i]When my legs hurt, I say: "Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!"[/i]

And Mark Twain's
[i]Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it, if you live. [/i]


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:35 pm
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Half the Tory members opposite are crooks

Ozzie take:

When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat] was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Country member". [url= http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Gough_Whitlam ]Gough Whitlam[/url] interjected "I remember". He could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.


 
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Housework can't kill you - but why take the chance?


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:38 pm
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General Melchett: If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.


 
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched [s]C-beams[/s] sea breams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

I always thought it was a slightly odd fishing tale

A rugby coach being interviwed and sounding qute upbeat when the interviewer pointed out some stats that didn't really back up what he was saying
"Well I use statistics like a drunk uses a lampost - for support, not for illumination"

"Fascinating" - Spock


 
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You don't have to be scared to get your ass kicked.


 
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A: "I thought you couldn't be trapped in boxes?"
B: "that was a metaphor! this is an actual box"


 
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To me trying to report someone fraudulently using a disabled driving badge:-
Them"He may have a disability that is not immediately obvious"
Me "such as?'
Them "he might be blind"


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:40 pm
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Which film is that from ? I've only heard it as part of the Oakenfold Goa essential mix from 1994, which is my favourite 2 hour turbo music...


 
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To try. To fail. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett.

PS Sorry to raise the tone. 😀


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:42 pm
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"Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly."
Churchill


 
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flapjack its blade runner, most of the samples in that mix are from bladerunner- both are excellent


 
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[i]“It is not down on any map; true places never are”[/i] ? Herman Melville, [i]Moby-Dick[/i].

So screw you, GPS.

Oakenfold Goa essential mix from 1994

Fugging great mix! - Dead Can Dance's [i]Sanvean[/i] deployed to maximum effect.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:47 pm
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:50 pm
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"Religion - Shit it" Stephen Fry

"Life may suck, but the alternative is unacceptable" No idea who said this one


 
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[b][i]“We are not here in this world to find elegant solutions, pregnant with initiative, or to serve the ways and modes of profitable progress. No, we are here to provide for all those who are weaker and hungrier, more battered and crippled than ourselves. That is our only certain good and great purpose on earth, and if you ask me about those insoluble economic problems that may arise if the top is deprived of their initiative, I would answer 'To hell with them.' The top is greedy and mean and will always find a way to take care of themselves. They always do.” [/i][/b]

Michael Foot.

Strangely relevant...


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:52 pm
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Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.

I like that one, not so sure my boss does.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:53 pm
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Probably has more teeth than brain cells


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:57 pm
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Strangely relevant...

Indeed, ICU grand-wallah. Immediately relevant.

Probably has more teeth than brain cells

What you sayin'? 😈


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 10:57 pm
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Passion turns to poison quick as larger turns to pi!ss

John Cooper Clarke


 
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"Spent half my money on fast cars and loose women. The other half, I just wasted...". The incomparable George Best


 
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'All generalisations are dangerous, especially this one.' Mark Twain


 
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"Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno."
- Descartes and Mozza.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:19 pm
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Watch him over there, he'll have some ****ers eye out.
King Harold 1066.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:21 pm
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"It's not the winning or even taking part, it's the arsing about that counts"

Not sure who, but it's bloody good advice.


 
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Every rose has its thorn

- Poison


 
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The OP will probably know, and if he doesn't , he won't be at all surprised:

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.


 
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:27 pm
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George Robertson (now Baron Robertson of Port Ellen) [i]"Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead"[/i]


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:31 pm
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Those are my principles, if you don't like them - i have others. GM again


 
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One that always makes me chuckle is from the unlikely source that is Henry Blofeld. Years ago when commentating on a game in which New Zealand were playing he had cause to mention their player Stephen Cunis. He then said:

"It's an odd name, Cunis, neither one thing nor the other".


 
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"War, war is stupid and people are stupid" - Boy George


 
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Amen, DD.

Economics, said Mr Stanley, is 50% psychology … What we need, apparently, is not statesman but hypnotists, not scientists, but witchdoctors, not confidence born of scientific prediction of the future, but confidence created by a political Confidence Trick.

Aneurin Bevan, possibly contributing to a STW thread via ouija board. 😉


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:34 pm
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Australian Cricketer " Gatting - why are you so fat?"

Gatting " Because every time I screw your wife I eat a biscuit"


 
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In all seriousness, my absolute favourite quote of recent years is from Ozzy Osbourne:

I met Tony Blair a couple of years ago, and he said to me, 'I was in a band once, and I could never get the riff to 'Iron Man' right,'I thought, ‘Why are you telling me about 'Iron Man' when there’s a war going on?'


 
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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too"

Mitch Hedburg


 
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@dti

It was to an Australian (Glenn McGrath) but it was a Zimbabwean, Eddo Brandes, who said that every time he 'did' (there's a couple of different versions recorded of which verb was used) his (McGrath's) wife she gave him a biscuit.


 
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dti.

Way off the mark there I'm afraid, it was Eddo Brandes. A Zimbabwean player. Still good though.

Another classy one was the big, rufty tufty South African all rounder to Shane Warne after Warne had been giving him heaps of shit about looking like Gerard Depardieu. Playing in South Africa at the time. He fixed his gaze into warne's eyes and said.

"Listen, mate. Hundreds of people go missing in this country every year. No one is going to miss one more".


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:43 pm
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You dont always get what you go after but you do get what you wouldnt have got if hadnt gone after what you didnt get. Blaze Foley.


 
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‘Why are you telling me about 'Iron Man' when there’s a war going on?'

Gleaming. One can just imagine the scene.

Bliar's "regular guy" act should be classified as a war crime all of its own.


 
Posted : 05/02/2014 11:46 pm
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"Sold as seen"


 
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