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Big fan of Father Ted here - probably one of the few shows that (for me anyway) retained its high quality throughout the three series run.

So, I know we've done something similar for The Fast Show (albeit, that was related to characters), so what's your favourite scene from Father Ted?

Me first...perhaps not one of the obvious ones, but the little fella's face when he delivers the killer line has me in stitches every time I watch it.


 
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Posted : 25/10/2012 7:41 pm
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So many, from the same episode as the 1st post.


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 7:43 pm
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I can't work out how to post it up, and perhaps a tad obvious but love the episode were he kicks Bishop Brennan up the arse!!


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 7:45 pm
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Of course, there are no Maoris on Craggy Island.


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 7:49 pm
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"and of course the f word father...I'll stick the effing pitchfork up your hole....";

(can't seem to find a version without ****in ad's)


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 7:52 pm
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Just for the f***in' ell in the distant background. Had me in stitches first time around.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QvbMYWjhEDY


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 7:55 pm
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Loved this one...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/uJ6yXkQFzgI


 
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fervouredimage - that's another of my favourites, and so many people miss it. I think it may actually be Graham Linehan who shouts it too.


 
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bigbloke - FTFY.

Loved this one...


 
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Thanks for the fix ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:06 pm
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The Speed skit with the milk float ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:09 pm
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Has to be Father Stone for me. When Ted's in the bath.
"doing a Father Stone" has become part of the language in my house (even for my son who's never seen Father Ted,)


 
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The one where he's reminiscing about father Jack...inc a scene where he drives into him on the golf green.


 
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Panel beating the raffle prize:


 
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Oh and the couple in the shop!


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:23 pm
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'Pat wants to put his massive tool in my box'

and

'I don't believe it'


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:25 pm
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My Lovely Horse music video. Love it.


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:32 pm
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I hear you're a racist father.........****ing Greeks.......


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 8:32 pm
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I have a weird memory of an amusement park where they're sitting on something being lifted by a crane - never found it again. Did I dream it in a mad Dougal-like moment, or does anyone else remember it?


 
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Lovely fags... From the lent episode.


 
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Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is my all time favourite!!


 
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Did you press the button Dougal?


 
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"no farther jack, dont drink that, its ......"
( jack spits it out and shouts) "****ing water"


 
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Either the Hitler scene or the 'near...far away' scene.

Absolute classic series. Like all greats...he died too young!


 
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yeeeeeeessssss! Drac you made my day! Brilliant and I'm not Dougal! The Spinning Cat is awesome.


 
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Monty beat me to it. 'Down with this sort of thing' ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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When Father Jack jumps out the plane with the drink trolley attached to the last parachute!

I'm sure I actually wet myself laughing at that the first time i saw it...


 
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The writing of 'my lovely horse'.

Dougal excitedly shouting "right Ted, let's go!!!"
Ted "calm down Dougal, it's just a bit of fun"
Fade out and in to reveal seedy looking smoke filled room with beer cans and bottles on the floor.
Ted "JUST PLAY THE ****IN' NOTE!!!!!!!!"


 
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hairy hands love it especially the rescue from the nursing home!

fantastic


 
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'My Lovely Horse'...cracking.


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 9:25 pm
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"I've turned it up as high as it'll go, Ted. At this level you could hear a p..."


 
Posted : 25/10/2012 9:30 pm
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The episode with Bishop Brennan and all the rabbits
OR
The episode that ends with Brennan's sarcastic assistant in Jacks unperpant hamper.

Don't call me Len you little ***** i'm a bishop (or words to that effect)


 
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So many, lots of which have been posted already.

Can't find it on YT, but the one that goes:

Father Ted: How long has Father Jack been living in there?
Father Dougal: Uh, he started just a few days after you left.
Father Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic?
Father Dougal: Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so Ted.

Always makes me chuckle.

As an aside, there are hours of juvenile fun to be had by texting Father Ted quotes to yer mates' landline numbers.


 
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The episode with Bishop Brennan and all the rabbits

"It's like some sort of rabbit rock concert Ted"

Brilliant.


 
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Doesn't get any simpler or funnier. I laughed till I cried at [url=


 
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Posted : 26/10/2012 5:55 am
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The clip that currenty runs through my head once a day is

'Father Jack, would you like to say something about our lord?'

'Arnold?! Who's Arnold?!'

or

http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Bn0wFvEJow


 
Posted : 26/10/2012 6:26 am
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Any part of the Chinese on Craggy Island. Simple early setups for gags to follow but genuis.


 
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