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that day the morning after I had too much curry and guinness the night before
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I used to be able to produce a good fireball effect when putting a match to bottom burps. Still do it now and again to give myself a chuckle
nbt > That's brilliant, proper gave me the giggles.
You were on a stag do with the Missus and other women?
They could probably hold their own far better than most blokes, why do you think they got invited on a stag weekend?
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A tale from work,
A guy farts in bed que rolling eyes and the mrs saying i suppose your going to dutch oven me now.
No of course not id never do such a thing you going to dutch over yourself.
Just as she opens her mouth to ask how he spits straight up in the air.
We were staying at a hotel in Florence a few years back with a tiny, very slow old lift. We got in the lift one evening and as the doors shut I was engulfed by the smell of rotten eggs. I looked at my wife and she was smirking. The lift took ages to get going and to travel its journey upwards to our floor. She later told me that she'd held it in all the way back from our restaurant especially 😀
We were staying at a hotel in Florence a few years back with a tiny, very slow old lift. We got in the lift one evening and as the doors shut I was engulfed by the smell of rotten eggs. I looked at my wife and she was smirking. The lift took ages to get going and to travel its journey upwards to our floor. She later told me that she'd held it in all the way back from our restaurant especially
She's a keeper!
All I can say is, brussels sprouts, roast potatoes and jerusalem artichokes on the same plate.
New Years Eve, late night double decker bus full of tightly packed revellers, seat near the door for perfect through draft, both decks at 2 bar of fetid arse gas.
Happy days.
First night away on honeymoon in San Fran, we went to the Stinking Rose restaurant. Every dish has a garlic theme; even the dessert, and the beer.
The next morning, the paint was blistering on the walls and the look on the cleaners face when she saw us was priceless.
Dropped my guts this morning, 2 yo sniffed and said Poo then Daddy, bottom. So much for SBD.
[quote=theotherjonv dijo]First night away on honeymoon in San Fran, we went to the Stinking Rose restaurant. Every dish has a garlic theme; even the dessert, and the beer.
Garlic Beer
GARLIC BEER?
Why did no-one tell me about this before?! I must try this!
Dropped my guts this morning, 2 yo sniffed and said Poo then Daddy, bottom. So much for SBD.
*sigh*
This is my life right now.
She's a keeper!
x2
When we were in the sixth form we had a tiny room (must have been some sort of converted boiler room) with a pool table in it. No windows, one door and usually pretty ripe in any case. Then one day someone dropped the worst fart I have ever smelt. It cleared the place in about three seconds flat. The lad in question said he'd held it all the way on the bus (at least half an hour) and had crippling stomach ache as a result.
Fair play. Good lad.
Credit where it is due.