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Susan Boyle was sitting next to me

were you on your honeymoon? mile high club?


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 11:27 am
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Is this a sequel to Snakes on Planes?


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 11:28 am
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Brakes, not as such no....! 🙂

Nice lass, as it happens. Didn't really chat on the plane, but had done so in the lounge earlier (LAX F-lounge is v mediocre!), and she was utterly exhausted. Sounds like a crazy life to lead for her.


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 12:39 pm
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Back in my horrible drinking days, I went on a bitter and pickled egg binge the evening before an easyjet flight for a biking holiday in spain. I let rip so badly that the oxygen masks fell down and the woman behind (who was trapped in a window seat) had a coughing fit that ruined her holiday to the extend the insurance paid out compensation.


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 12:59 pm
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I let rip so badly that the oxygen masks fell down and the woman behind (who was trapped in a window seat) had a coughing fit that ruined her holiday to the extend the insurance paid out compensation.

WIN!


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:04 pm
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Trust me, if you can get 62a/k, they're the pick!

Don't try that on the 757s United runs to New York from London. Seat 62 is some distance behind the plane.


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:10 pm
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Don't try that on the 757s United runs to New York from London. Seat 62 is some distance behind the plane.

One suspects that this wouldn't prevent the from selling you a ticket for it.


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:12 pm
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Don't [s]try that on the 757s [/s] fly with United

FTFY. 🙂


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:18 pm
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Don't fly on 757s is equally sage advice!


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:20 pm
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Are United bad? I flew with them and they were OK (although the planes were old) , but lot's of people have suggested they aren't great. Is it best to avoid them?


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 1:21 pm
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Business Class? Tha don't know nowt lad, tha be wanting Alan Bennett Class:


 
Posted : 07/03/2013 2:09 pm
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