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Skip Israel, you'll miss nothing...
I'm hoping Russia win, then next year the rest of Europe sends their campest acts so that they have to host, at their own expense the biggest camp/gay festival.
I fear a Pete Burns comeback
I doubt he's a stranger to that.
Now that's a Eurovision outfit!
One of Servalan's cast-offs?
Kylo Ren meets fetish...
Likin the skinni leg trick. This is more it
Wow! Shit Tron!
Well, she'd be safe commuting, that's for sure
Seems Bulgaria discovered 90's dance.
Thats the outfit I want for my next night ride.
insufficient effort on the outfit - has he even seen eurovision before?
He wouldn't look out of place at tesco.
I for one approve of the new Green Cross Code lady.
Man at Jeremy Clarkson Outfitters for the middle aged man?
This is a "we're going to make enough effort so it doesn't look like we're taking the piss, but not enough to risk winning it again" effort from Sweden
Christ, has Sweden fielded The Streets?
IHN
Bloody right! Look what happened to Ireland when they won it again. Damn near killed the Celtic Tiger!
Hmm, this could be 'disturbing'
Edit : too slow
Germany, trees with frikken lazers and the wardrobe advisor repeating "that's a good idea, wear that" ad infinitum
And now, proof that the Germans *do* have a sense of humour.
Well, she fell into the dressing up box whilst covered in glue I reckon
will she have the naked man with the wolf as an extra..?
Trees
With frickkin lasers!
Germany? Set design by Tim Burton? I may well have nightmares tonight because of her........it's like some kind of Alice in Wonderland motif gone wrong.
This is what happens when you're allowed in the dressing up box whilst on acid
Germany, good voice (very Florence) but looks like she's fallen into the Pick & Mix.
Watching this makes me yearn for psychedelics.
Ginger
You do know I am reading this, don't you?
Your husband, Sanny 😯
This is why I don't do acid anymore.
There's really no need.
Fin, great minds.
🙂
German singer is into that Japanese dressing thing.
Mrs B is getting very excited its France
I'm actually liking the French entry! It might win! I'll bet the Frenchies don't like that he is partly singing in English though!
My money is on this one so far
I really like that they're mixing French verses with English choruses, that works well I think.
Je suis un rockstar
All that is missing is big hair and a mini skirt for the win.....actually, on second thoughts......
nice town bike.
Amir Gincyexit?
SQUIRREL!!
I'm calling it, France FTW...
For god's sake man, PUT SOME SOCKS ON
It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Goth Club Band.
I'm not sure abut this next Doctor...
Is that a faux snakeskin shirt?
Now that is more like it! Chris Cornell channels Sergeant Pepper. Great emoting, terrible song. Lots of synthetic in that outfit - hope he doesn't stand near any naked flames.
Somewhere, there's a circus ringmaster rifling through his cupboard.
I hope not, have you any idea how many faux snakes would've been killed to make that?