Cougar - Moderator
Is it Jimmy Savile?
Now then
There's a reason that's not funny. 😐
Do you know what it is yet?
Report him 😉 or do you/don't you need to?
It's basically a Poundland They Live.
Waitrose, if you don't mind.
Not Fortnums ? How uncouth....
Moved out of SW1, old fruit.
but it's just as bad to see some folk making 'lols' capital in this thread, who have self-confessed mental health issues themselves, which is based around worth and opinion of others, at a guess.
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I did flip, but it's just as bad to see some folk making 'lols' capital in this thread, who have self-confessed mental health issues themselves, which is based around worth and opinion of others, at a guess.
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i think making jokes here is bang-er out of order.
Think you might have overcooked them Tom, they only needed a minute in the microwave
There's a reason that's not funny.Do you know what it is yet?
That's the biggest (do we still need to say 'actual'?) laugh I've had out of the forum in months. Well played.
Also,
sirromj - Member
Stokes do chilli ketchup?! 😯 For all the pretentious wan- frippery around posh ketchup, Stokes rule.
There's a reason that's not funny.
Just ban 'im, Druidh.
I refer the good sir to my previous comment.
bruised plums ?Moved out of SW1, old fruit.
Still a bit of an over-reaction to move house
Take your time Jamie, we'll wait.
but it's just as bad to see some folk making 'lols' capital in this thread, who have self-confessed mental health issues themselves
If that was aimed at me, apologies to anyone I've unintentionally offended.
I just like a silly pun thread, it cheers me up.
Take your time Jamie, we'll wait.
Give me a minute.
Over the years quite a few folk have speculated on the identity of the Moderators who choose to remain anonymous. I don't think anyone's ever guessed correctly yet, or at least if they have I've never seen it.
The [s]IRA[/s] Mods are a very secretive organisation; you probably wouldn't know if you were one. (to paraphrase Eddie Hitler from Bottom)
If you haven't baked your sausages with some chopped onion and a few very healthy dollop's of marmalade, with a little bit of water, then, you haven't.
And don't, as there'll be more for me. 😀
If they are ready baked, why do you have to microwave them?
Twice cooked, hand cut sausages, there's your next hipster trend.
If they are ready baked, why do you have to microwave them?
To heat them up.
They can be eaten cold.
[i]They can be eaten cold. [/i]
Cold sausages have been around for years.
I used to eat sausages when they were cool
Cold sausages have been around for years.
They're probably not worth eating by now though.
Their probably not worth eating by now though.
They're.
I used to eat sausages when they were cool
I used to eat sausages before they were cool.
I used to eat them before they were cooked.
Seriously, got it from my Aunty Rita.
The habit, not the sausage, that would be silly.
got it from my Aunty Rita.
Didn't we all?
Luckily, the cream the doctor gave me cleared it up pretty quickly.
Surely that'd be Sister Rita and her filthy habit
They're
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Nothing to add at the moment, but love this thread. I see there are more posts and think...
Pork sausages are just, like, soooooooo last century
It's got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas
It's got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas
Somewhere, on the Internet, Jeff Minter is absolutely furious.
It's got to be artisan sausages made from Himalayan Llamas
Pfft. You wish grandad.
All the cool kids are vaping their sausages now.
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giantalkali - Member
Surely that'd be Sister Rita and her filthy habit
Don't be ridiculous, I haven't got a sister.
