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[Closed] Erm, should we be worried yet?

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There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:06 pm
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They view us as arrogant and weak willed.

Well..to be fair...we are better than them...

...maybe...oh whatever

I see no reason why mankind should not wipe each other out as quickly as possible ...


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:08 pm
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I knew chewkw would be here shortly as the voice of reason to reassure us all.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:12 pm
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I knew chewkw would be here shortly as the voice of reason to reassure us all.

:mrgreen:

Someone think of the wild life please ...


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:19 pm
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Oh the wild life will get along just fine without us.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:30 pm
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Oh the wild life will get along just fine without us.

yes but it's the damage we do in passing that's the problem


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:34 pm
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Do you think Putin has repressed issues? Does he need a good bumming?


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:37 pm
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Do you think Putin has repressed issues? Does he need a good bumming?

Careful, comrade Junkyard will be making a list of people to be arrested.

Junkyard, if you are reading this I think Putin is supa-ace.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:39 pm
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[i]Have you seen his approval ratings? The Russian population seems inordinately impressed with him waving his willy about[/i]

Remember, [u]everything[/u] coming to the western media from Russia is controlled by the Kremlin.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:50 pm
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So complete lies then.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:51 pm
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On a semi-related note, did anyone else get a "Major Emergencies" Leaflet through their door this week? Dover council distributed one, and after reading the ST about our possible new V-bomber force and Russian rearmament, I ended up staring at it with a wibbly tummy and thoughts of emigrating.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 2:54 pm
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People blaming Russia need their heads tested.
The blame falls on the EU and their muscle NATO for setting up camp in what should have been left as buffer zones after the fall of the Soviet Union. They are the real aggressors in the long term.
We are also on the precipice of another financial crisis, thanks again to the EU and its utopian idea and reckless enforcement of the single currency.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 3:02 pm
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Careful, comrade Junkyard will be making a list of people to be arrested.

Don't tell him, Pike.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 3:38 pm
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They are the real aggressors in the long term.
We are also on the precipice of another financial crisis, thanks again to the EU and its utopian idea and reckless enforcement of the single currency.

To be honest. IMHO.

Both parties in this are **

Russia pathetic desire to dominate it's near abroad is as bad as reckless western encroachment. If either side had any sense they'd * off and stop behaving like pricks. Doesn't seem likely.

The strong do what they can, the weak suffer what they must. Or whatever it is.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:07 pm
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Oh the wild life will get along just fine without us.

Exactly. Less mankind means more wild life.

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Oh the wild life will get along just fine without us.

yes but it's the damage we do in passing that's the problem

I am sure they will regenerate provided that no mankind is in the area.

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People blaming Russia need their heads tested.
The blame falls on the EU and their muscle NATO for setting up camp in what should have been left as buffer zones after the fall of the Soviet Union. They are the real aggressors in the long term.
We are also on the precipice of another financial crisis, thanks again to the EU and its utopian idea and reckless enforcement of the single currency.

^^^ This.

EU & NATO are playing slowly slowly catchy monkey.

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Posted : 19/02/2015 4:25 pm
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'ang on a minute!

that, up their ^.

The fabulous Mr Putin, holding a pistol thingy in his right hand, but looking with his left eye?

raised as i was, on a diet of shitey action movies, i feel qualified to question:

is that how you're meant to do it?


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 4:43 pm
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went out on a date with a girl from Latvia at the weekend. Some of her anti western vitriol was an eye opener. She saw herself as Russian and saw any latvian that didn't consider themselves russian as 'vermin'.

She also hated America, was adamant that 9.11 was a cia conspirasy, Bin Laden never existed, and the moon landings were staged.

Stangely enough all this craziness didn't for one moment put me off the thought of smashing her little communist back doors in...


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 5:21 pm
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Tire of it? Have you seen his approval ratings? The Russian population seems inordinately impressed with him waving his willy about. Whether that holds as the economy collapses, we'll have to wait and see. But invading places is going down a storm.

Ironic considering how homophobic Russians appear to be, with such a blatantly homo-erotic leader.
I also find rather ironic the Russian/Soviet rhetoric accusing the West of being Empire-building Imperialists, while openly indulging in precisely the same practices themselves.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 6:52 pm
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went out on a date with a girl from Latvia at the weekend. Some of her anti western vitriol was an eye opener. She saw herself as Russian and saw any latvian that didn't consider themselves russian as 'vermin'.

I bet there are Latvians who think she is vermin

She also hated America, was adamant that 9.11 was a cia conspirasy, Bin Laden never existed, and the moon landings were staged.

Well we have plenty of those types over here - well on this forum to be exact.

Stangely enough all this craziness didn't for one moment put me off the thought of smashing her little communist back doors in...

Yes, introduce her to the charm of the West.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 7:59 pm
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Whats the best way to stimulate an economy? War!!!! Russia's economy will be hurt with the demise in value of their only real asset - oil.

Since Russia have been sending planes in our direction i've always thought they have been testing our air defence reactions, akin to espionage.

I think it has the potential to escalate, but seeing as i cant control or influence the situation im more concerned about what im going to have for tea.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 8:15 pm
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Posted : 19/02/2015 8:25 pm
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Stangely enough all this craziness didn't for one moment put me off the thought of smashing her little communist back doors in...

And, did you?


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 9:36 pm
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On a semi-related note, did anyone else get a "Major Emergencies" Leaflet through their door this week? Dover council distributed one, and after reading the ST about our possible new V-bomber force and Russian rearmament, I ended up staring at it with a wibbly tummy and thoughts of emigrating.

Did you also hear a rumour that the trawler that sank "too quickly" on 31/1 was dragged under by a Russian sub?

They're coming..........


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 10:49 pm
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I won't worry until someone tries to invade us. Then we are ****ed.
Don't have any kind of aircraft carrier also very few planes and none of them would land on a carrier if we get one. Good job the Argentines haven't worked that one out yet.

Lets hope the nuclear subs take them out before anyone does invade us


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 10:58 pm
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Aaaand as if by magic - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31530840

Pretty normal. Nato does it to China all the time.

Don't have any kind of aircraft carrier also very few planes and none of them would land on a carrier if we get one. Good job the Argentines haven't worked that one out yet.

Don't worry, the Russians don't have a D-Day sized amphibious fleet that would allow them to invade England. And the Argies military only exists on paper.

This thread is funny as hell.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 11:02 pm
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People blaming Russia need their heads tested.
The blame falls on the EU and their muscle NATO for setting up camp in what should have been left as buffer zones after the fall of the Soviet Union. They are the real aggressors in the long term.
We are also on the precipice of another financial crisis, thanks again to the EU and its utopian idea and reckless enforcement of the single currency.

+1

The Russians are very sensitive to any potential aggressors approaching their borders, understandable after the pasting they took in the first couple of years after Germany invaded in WWII. The USSR provided their buffer zones, now that's all gone they're a bit edgy.

Don't know how we reckon we can do anything though, too many cuts to HM armed forces to be effective in any major conflict.


 
Posted : 19/02/2015 11:25 pm
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The RAF were out practicing over Malvern airspace most of last night,don't think they're taking any chances. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 4:08 am
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These Russian bears flitting around the place, what do the RAF interceptors actually do when they catch them?
Do they lock on weapons systems to give the Russian crew a fright? can't imagine an old bear bomber can defend itself against a Typhoon's weapons systems.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 8:09 am
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Probably just razz about on the afterburners whilst the Russians wave them on/ pull moonies.

Let's face it, nobody will be going out looking for trouble (on a personal level) but orders are orders.

Remember reading a story from a retired US navy chief that during the cold war they deliberately used to use pop music for comms jamming so they could record it and when carrying out direct interdictions would display a collection of grot on the canopies for the recon photographers.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 8:19 am
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31545744 ]if you go around poking the russia bear[/url]


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 8:23 am
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At time like this I like being under the protective umbrella of the PLA, a crap army, but jesus, theres a lot of them.
NATO's worth will be when the Russian try it on with Latvia or Lithuania, if they get away with that then it will all collapse or worse, the Germans will take it on themselves to not be kicked around, that always works out well.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 9:04 am
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When all these stories about being buzzed by Bears comes out it makes me think of this book I read a few years ago:

[url= http://www.amazon.com/Any-Means-Necessary-Americas-Secret/dp/0374117470/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1424421890&sr=1-3&keywords=by+any+means ]By Any Means Necessary[/url]

It was very interesting, I'd recommend it if you've an interest in that kind of thing. A real shame to think of all the guys who died/languished in prison.

I wonder how much of this we still do and is this what the Russians are up to now?


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 9:50 am
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http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/

Actually this is a bit frightening ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 3:22 pm
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http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/

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In particular, this one:
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๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
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Award for "Most Creative Use of a GIF 2015" goes to the Flying Ox. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 3:54 pm
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๐Ÿ˜† at that gif

Actually if I may be serious for a minute, just the one.

My perception of life in Russia is that it's actually pretty bleak/crap/boring.

Has anyone spent much time there to know what it's really like for your average Joe Bloggs/Comrade Bloggski?

Most Russians I've known just drink and have guns, and there doesn't seem to be much else going on.

The sheer size of the place must lead to some pretty marked diversity in geographical terms at the very least, and cultural as well no doubt.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 4:15 pm
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The GF spends the odd couple of days in Moscow (well, used to)

She says it's **** awful grim


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 4:16 pm
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Sailed with a few Russians and Ukrainians in my time, most just wanted the **** out or to get rid of the corruption. Don't get me wrong, some are poor with what we would describe as poor taste but imagine living in a council estate the size of a continent that's getting gentrified from the outside in.

I met people who came from these now occupied/annexed areas, I seriously doubt any of them would have wanted it to go this way no matter what their politics.


 
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I couldn't work out who that dude reminds me of, then it hit me...
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Posted : 20/02/2015 5:42 pm
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I won't worry until someone tries to invade us
Then we get to be the insurgents...we can discover just what we are prepared to do for our liberty.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 5:52 pm
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2nd most popular story on Graun website: [url= http://http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/19/russian-bomber-flew-inland-cornwall-uk-airspace-witness ]http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/19/russian-bomber-flew-inland-cornwall-uk-airspace-witness[/url]

Btw how do you fly to Cornwall without going into uk airspace? Presumably the long/top way round?
Still, there's only gchq bude listening station, devonport dockyard and that mysterious american place under newquay airport: i don't suppse they will be back any time soon.


 
Posted : 20/02/2015 6:07 pm
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Another war would be a great boost to GDP from increased government spending, most of which would go to European firms...

Or am I getting rather cynical in middle-age?


 
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2nd most popular story on Graun website: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/19/russian-bomber-flew-inland-cornwall-uk-airspace-witness

It is reporting stories like these which make me realise why newspapers are struggling to survive. I know its the Guardian, but they really should be ashamed of themselves for reporting such drivel.


 
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Fear and anxiety...tis the British way.


 
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