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This is going on from learning that Sheldon (of knights of niche fame) ate 15 jaffa cakes (all 15 in his mouth apparently) and won a cotic roadrat at the recent SSUk.
A mate of mine who is well known amongst his friends for taking on food eating related bets has been told he'll get a brand new epic if he can eat a whole malt loaf in one go.
There's been talk of using a vice to squash it down or roll it into a sausage shape. Do you think it's possible? 🙂
The guy in question has eaten 7 big macs 1 after the other, Eaten 24 slices of pizza at pizza hut, 12 king size twixs and eaten a whole tin of roses in 1 sitting.
My mate did 55 chicken nuggets on holiday. Got a (henna) tattoo on his belly of it.
I think Im going to hurl
force the maltloaf into a long 1.5" diameter extrusion, then sword swallow it like a long turd.
Sorry.. should have clarified.. he didn't eat all those things in 1 sitting. They were all separate challenges
force the maltloaf into a long 1.5" diameter extrusion, then sword swallow it like a long turd.
I can't see that making it into Soreen's marketing.
The pizza is impressive, the rest? pfffftttt, that's just snackage
must be buttered first, natch.
Stoner - Member
then sword swallow it like a long turd.
Even I am slightly disturbed at that.
We often have Malteser eating competitions at work. The most so far is 22 in your mouth at once! 8)
I bet you can't eat three dry dream crackers in 90 seconds though.
Stoner - Member
then sword swallow it [s]like[/s] and later have a long turd.
Fixed that.
I've got a malt loaf in the kitchen.... I'm going to ry it later. I'll let you know!
Bunch of lightweights! As usual the Americans are into this professionally and if I hadn't stumbled across an event in Vegas I wouldn't have believed it. I saw a guy eat something like 60 hard boiled eggs in 8 minutes.
Google Major League Eating.
How many mustard cream slices can you eat in one sitting? Record was 9 in 30 mins then the horrific sugar rush and was hideously ill, doesn' t appeal to me. Oh and the flump challenge!!
A whole malt loaf in one go? Merely a light snack. Or does it all have to be in a one-er?
My work colleague ate a dorset nagger - the mother of all chilli's. You should have seen his face!!
A whole malt loaf in one go?
Yep.. in 1 go.. as in get the whole thing in your mouth
Not as a challenge but I was invited to some artsy do in Leicester Square that a friend was organising, understanding that it would be catered I didn't bother eating before I went. However the catering consisted of large bowls of nibbles scattered around the room on the basis that people would be mingling and snacking. However far few people turned up than expected so instead of mingling we we're all sat around one big sofa chatting. Only one bowl of nibbles was in reach for me - just behind me was a large bowl containing a catering tin worth of artichoke hearts. For lack of anything else I'd reach back and grab one every now and then, until at the end of the night I reached back to find the bowl empty. Noone else could reach them so I must have eaten the lot.
I don't think our guts are designed for that much celulose, its only went I had my abdomen inflated with gas as part of a surgical procedure recently that I've felt anything quite like it.
I remember once being in a pizza shop late one night with a few mates after an ale or twelve. This young lad staggers in, well oiled, strikes up a bit of familiar banter with the guy serving, and then turns to us and goes "right, who's up for the Chilli Challenge?"
As one, all my mates did that comedy 'volunteer someone by everyone else stepping backwards' thing and pointed at me going "him, him, he'll do it, him!!" Resigned to my fate, I agreed.
The lad gets a couple of chilli peppers from the server, and asks for a can of Tango (other fruit-based drinks are available). Hands a pepper to me so I go, "oh, ok," take a big bite and start munching. It's not particularly hot, as chillis go, quite tasty really.
"No, no, you're doing it wrong," says the lad, and gets me another pepper. I finish the one I've got whilst he explains that you're supposed to nibble it down, like Bugs Bunny eating carrots. Yeah, ok, whatever.
So he goes, "3, 2, 1, go!" I make the chilli disappear in a couple of seconds, he gets about two crunches in and goes purple; drops the pepper, grabs the Tango and downs half of it, then bolts outside and promptly vomits everywhere.
To this day I'm not really sure WTF happened there, quite why he wanted a 'chilli challenge' when he had ostensibly no tolerance I've no idea. I don't really have a killer punchline to this little story sadly, but thought I'd share it anyway.
As long as there proper jaffa cakes, when I last tried it to pass some time at work we used asda own brand and they were too dry, and I chocked like buggery but still managed a good few, don't think it was 15 though.
At uni I did 8 big macs one after the other with a couple of large choc milkshakes.
I think the malt loaf should be doable, and for a brand new epic i'd make sure it fitted.
I still don't see quite how you'd fit a malt loaf in your mouth - regardless of whether you're swallowing a 1.5" wide turd or not. It just doesn't go - you'll end up choking and drowning in malt loaf. The autopsy will come back and you'll be more malt loaf than man!
It's all in the squish, I expect.
Hm, I need to try this.