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Poor Terry he's only got a small car. On a plus side he has two large LADIES !!!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:59 pm
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Reminds me of the NOFX lyric from "Hotdog in a Hallway"

"It's like feeding a tic tac to a whale"

😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:59 pm
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This guys partial to a cock a'too..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:59 pm
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No wonder those deer look bloody nervous!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:59 pm
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Bloody hell


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:01 pm
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Just tuned in. This parrot dude is proper league of gentleman!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:01 pm
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18 kids, woah the daily nail is gonna meltdown


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:02 pm
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Extra extra


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:02 pm
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Why are they wearing masks? Literally just tuned in..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:03 pm
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I feel gutted to have missed 'the Golden Years of Dogging' 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:03 pm
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where are all the doggers.........

midlands, scotland, broxton, A41


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:03 pm
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This thread, twitter and of course the programme have me in stitches.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:04 pm
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Phew! Terry's still alive!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:04 pm
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It' just can't be real ! It's not April 1st any more isit?????


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:05 pm
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was that fox wearing a mask?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:06 pm
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Right I'm moving to plus 1!!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:06 pm
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What the f*** am I watching 🙄


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:06 pm
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So thats why that fella in IDEAl wore a mask - cartoon head was an old skool dogger


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:06 pm
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"This burgers really nice"


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:07 pm
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The proximity of some of those 'observers' to the cars makes me think that there's something not right about the amount of bird crap on some people's cars!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:07 pm
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The closing credits are straight outta terminator 2


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:07 pm
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I used to really enjoy night riding, but frankly I am now quite scared of what I might bump into after dark.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:08 pm
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Well there were more animals in it than Africa Live with Richard Hammond..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:09 pm
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Seen plenty of doggers out on Cannock on night rides-saw a nice young ladies rather nice breasts once 🙂

She was without mask though!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:09 pm
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I used to really enjoy night riding, but frankly I am now quite scared of what I might bump into after dark.

This, I've been telling myself that those parked cars where unoccupied. Lots of folk out running or biking after work.

But........


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:10 pm
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Hilarious stuff. Terry was certainly livin' the dream...


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:12 pm
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I don't think I've had so many "mouth open" moments for a long time!! 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:21 pm
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I don't think I've had so many "mouth open" moments for a long time!!

So which one were you then?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:23 pm
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Seems like all therapists are just perpetrating an expensive fraud! The answer to any female insecurity issues lies in being shagged by a succession of fat truckers on a picnic bench


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:26 pm
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"I've met everyone from undertakers to vicars to solicitors to weirdo's," 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:27 pm
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The proximity of some of those 'observers' to the cars makes me think that there's something not right about the amount of bird crap on some people's cars!

Seagulling.

Well that is what I heard from a therapist friend. (no really, he is a friend, who is also a therapist. But not my therapist.)


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:34 pm
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Bag on his head, handcuffed to a tree, free for abuse 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:37 pm
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This programme is genius-the guy is talking of the 'image of dogging' whilst the camera focuses on his dog having a shit 🙂


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:38 pm
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How do you feel about this Terry "I'm fine with it" 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 11:51 pm
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The bit where it cut away from Terry and his Mrs......

"Two weeks later"

I literally coughed tea all over the floor, the way that was edited together was comedy gold 🙂

Other than that particular bit though, what a tragic program that was.
Each to their own I suppose, but I made me feel a bit depressed to be honest.


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 12:13 am
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I ride (a bycicle) up Cannock Chase quite a bit at night, but thankfully they must all get off before I arrive on scene. 🙂

"I'm not comfortable with this now..., can we go"
He's a love machine that one.


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 12:25 am
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From Twitter:

"The next Lynx advert should show hundreds of fat women wearing animal masks whilst chasing Terry through the woods"
😆


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 8:23 am
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And all this from middle aged overweight IT workers who spend fortunes on big kids toys and "specialist" clothing to play in the woods. 🙂


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:08 am
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There was a show like this on the BBC2 a good few years ago, I thought it was a comedy for the first 15 minutes, jaw dropping stuff. Funny and tragic in equal measure.


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:15 am
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Dammit! I meant to watch that. When's the repeat?


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:16 am
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4874183/Sun-investigation-into-dark-and-depraved-world-of-dogging.html

The Stun is on the case today as well......


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:16 am
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It'll be on 4od I would think dez.


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:21 am
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It's on 4seven tonight at 10 😉


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 9:26 am
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I started watching that last night but TBH the masks (and the people TBH) were totally creeping me out so I went to bed.


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 12:46 pm
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The couple with the parrots had a bit of the Philpotts about them didn't they!

I missed the first 5 minutes-were the masks explained? Were they a channel 4 thing to aid privacy or do doggers all wear them?


 
Posted : 05/04/2013 12:52 pm
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