[Closed] Doesn't anything burn anymore?

I was thinking maybe nail polish remover gel, rather than the liquid (which is Acetone or IPA AFAIK).

Butter smeared on damp logs will get it going.
Also, try popping a shoe in- they burn like f***.

Never use petrol in a stove though. I did that, once.

This was a while ago we've now perfected the amounts and use ear defenders.

I can be seen retreating round the corner, having done it twice that day was feeling a bit shaky

Boot polish is a good napalm substitute. You can set fire to the tin then roll it down a hill. It sprays flames all over the place.

They've probably denatured that as well.