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Can I just say that I only **** myself off in front of chewkw's mirror these days.
While wearing his best pants obviously.
Sorry for the stains chewkw.

Ya, try not to over do it or you end up like Chris Griffin.


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 12:58 pm
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Back in the internet dark ages around 12 years ago I joined the bikemagic forum. I had just built this fine fellow who now adorns the Strathpuffer course. I posted a thread about it.
[img] [/img]

What followed was a tag team vitriol spewing ****fest from two guys called Kato and Baron Grinder something or other.
I still remember being totally taken aback at the sheer weirdness of it, my first experience of total fuds being let loose with a keyboard and anonymity.

No doubt they were really top bantz guys in 'real' life though...


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 5:09 pm
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This thread has raised a smile, my biggest Faux pas was to do with leaving locks on street furniture ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 6:37 pm
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He's moved:

[url= https://farm1.staticflickr.com/40/79857254_da31f86e45.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm1.staticflickr.com/40/79857254_da31f86e45.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/84hMd ]MTB mascot Contin Forest (Strathpeffer)[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/brf/ ]Ben Freeman[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:06 pm
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What caused surf matts great flounce, some driving thread I think.


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:13 pm
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Almost six years to the day I sustained a bad injury and gave a little safety advice.

Christ. I felt like I'd been strafed by an A-10.


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:20 pm
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What caused surf matts great flounce, some driving thread I think.

It might have been the final straw but he received endless ridicule whenever he posted. Shame, I liked him. Although no one deserves that imo.


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:23 pm
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Ahh, smurf matt, brings back memories (for balance I have met "the prawn" & liked him & his totally different STW persona BTW) ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:29 pm
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Jeesh Derek... 6 years from the bar-belly interface..time flies!

DrP


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 7:58 pm
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footflaps, that's puffer Bill's original place on the Contin XC course. My pic is in Square wheels Steve's garden after a refurb when he'd been vandalised. He's now halfway round the 'puffer course, in need of a freshen up before this Winter's 'puffer.

Six years since the bar/belly interface Derek S!? Unreal!


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 8:11 pm
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Yep. Six years since my impressively resilient rectus sheath (consultant's words)
prevented a potentially catastrophic intra-abdominal injury.

And the STW response?

How's the baby?

In retrospect, hilarious!


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 8:20 pm
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How's the baby?

Well no longer a baby apparently.......a 6 year old toddler now.


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 8:23 pm
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derek.
we need pics to remind us all of just how bad/funny they were.
๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 8:23 pm
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Paging Makem, Makem to the forum please...


 
Posted : 03/10/2015 11:31 pm
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Beasted? Moi?


 
Posted : 04/10/2015 8:23 am
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Wow I remember that bruise - Really 6 years ago?? I once asked if I could borrow a key ring and it all went a bit bandy...


 
Posted : 04/10/2015 8:38 am
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My first beasting in this guise (I had loads when I was new to the forum for being an asshat) was when I suggested that the most dishonest man in the bicycle industry, Neil from superstar, stop fannying around on the Internet and accusing his customers of lying and give me the refund I was owed for the pieceofshit cranks he had sent me the day before a race with a different spline pattern on the axle to the crank arm. Next thing I knew I was being accused of burning down his warehouse and there were pictures of people doing terrible things to octopuses with no clothes on.

I am still owed my refund.


 
Posted : 04/10/2015 11:50 am
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Beasted? Moi?

London bombings? ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 04/10/2015 1:14 pm
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I am still owed my refund.

Try knocking shit out of a Shimano crank with a rock and asking Mr Shimano for a refund.
I'm no lover of superstar products but you came across as a right cock on that thread.


 
Posted : 04/10/2015 4:51 pm
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...you came across as a right cock on that thread.

TBF he's hardly unique for that, especially in present company.


 
Posted : 05/10/2015 10:20 am
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[i]derek.
we need pics to remind us all of just how bad/funny they were.[/i]

Er, I still have something stored away...

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 05/10/2015 11:02 am
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Which, reminds me. Who remembers the "Predator" thread about my dog catching a deer...? Damn funny that was. The number of high horses ridden that day must've been a record ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 05/10/2015 11:03 am
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