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Now quit with the rhyming, Simon


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 2:01 pm
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Nooo! This one could have gone on and on, Don.

(Well done really, much better to be honest)


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 2:13 pm
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If I scroll back through these pages, will I find anything useful? I seem to have a method, whereby I just stop contacting them... it's not nice. I want a nice way to ditch the latest one... Will "we're just too different" work?


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 2:30 pm
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Now quit with the rhyming, Simon

I agree. Now go and have an orange....


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 3:46 pm
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Grow some cojones, Gomez. T'aint right? Take flight, Dwight. Tell her straight, m8.

What he sez, Dez


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:02 pm
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Has anyone called dibs yet? (pending photos)
That's very reductive and sexist.

Mooly might want to stay single for a bit...

Edit: I'll step in if the original buyer pulls out tho.

Sloppy seconds? Each to their own


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:06 pm
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Don't be so picky. Ricky.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:08 pm
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[i]If I scroll back through these pages, will I find anything useful? [/i]

Have scroll, doll.
Take a glance, Lance.
Give it a view, Stu.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:09 pm
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Ok thanks, er Franks. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:16 pm
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You're welcome, Malcolm.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:17 pm
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Hmm. That doesn't really scan, Dan.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:49 pm
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depends on your accent, Milicent.

(I'm from darn sarf and say Melcolm ๐Ÿ˜‰ )


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 4:52 pm
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kick her in the bush mush


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 7:18 pm
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There's no need for violent abuse, Bruce.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 7:26 pm
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argoose rhymes with abuse I think...

But I'm not kicking her in the doodaa, whatever your name is.


 
Posted : 25/05/2016 8:09 pm
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..or tweaking her knockers, Ockers.


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 6:20 am
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There's no need for violent abuse, [s]Bruce[/s]Goose

Corrected it for you, Sue


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 7:52 am
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Congratulations OP,
you are on your own, Al Capone


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 7:58 am
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is he now on the market (Morten) Harket?


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 8:04 am
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He's become an internet dater, Mr Bater


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 8:18 am
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[i]Corrected it for you, Sue [/i]

Ta, Da.


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 8:41 am
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Time to send the text, Rex.


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 11:10 am
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Reported.

(falls foul of the rules, Jules)


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 11:22 am
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I love this forum.


 
Posted : 26/05/2016 11:30 am
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