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Also if vetting is an option can said chimp be shaved and maybe dressed up a little, and obviously unconscious?
You really want to make the chimp [i]more[/i] angry and uncomfortable before sex? It's up to you...
You're only gay if you take it
So if a heterosexual man is raped by another man, that makes the victim Gay? IE, being Gay is solely about the sexual act, and therefore has absolutely nothing to do with love, companionship, sharing, etc?
And is the original question based purely on the idea of the sexual act, and nothing else? And does it also apply to Gay men, who would therefore need to consider the option of having sex with a woman or a male of another species? And of course vice-versa with Lesbians? And what about Bi-Sexual people? Can they just choose?
As a heterosexual man, my main priority would be to have some form of meaningful relationship with any partner, so another Human wins every time. At least there would be the possibility of negotiation, regarding the sexual act itself. As for sex with another animal, well, no, because that is way beyond my own sexual boundaries. Human Homosexuality is a Human sexuality, involving a Human relationship. With Bestiality, there is the issue of consent, which again, is something beyond my own sexual boundaries.
Somehow, I can't imagine having a philosophical discussion about Ingmar Bergman's 'Silence', or the fortunes of Liverpool FC, or Jade Goody, with a seal. Or a chimp. Or an otter.
Somehow, I can't imagine having a philosophical discussion about Ingmar Bergman's 'Silence', or the fortunes of Liverpool FC, or Jade Goody, with a seal. Or a chimp. Or an otter.
For a moment there I thought you were bringing necrophilia into it!
Needless to say, there was a certain light curiosity about people's level of gayness going on here. I am sure nothing of great use can be deduced from people's responses on here, naturally. It is (at best) mildly interesting that some of us will cheerfully admit to being quite gay enough to leave the chimp well alone while others ask whether they can shave it.
And thanks for the speculation on the mechanics of shagging a seal, I enjoyed that.
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I'd say it perhaps shows more about how various people place more importance on emotional involvement, or the purely mechanical act...
You're over-thinking. No-one else wondered whether otters did good pillow talk.
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they look so.... hermetically sealed, if you'll excuse the pun!
(Wonders where the pun is, in 'hermetically'. Then, it suddenly dawns on him. Wonders quite how he's got by so long, without Social Services intervention...)
Rudeboy...you really do spout some absolute S H I T E !!! 😉
you really do spout some absolute S H I T E !!!
I thought his remarks were the most sensible on the thread - although, admittedly, it couldn't really be taken seriously, so therefore they were inappropriate :o)
Foxychick; what on Earth have you got sand in your knickers about now?? 😯
rudeboy in over analysing shocker.
so, rudeboy what you're saying is that you couldn't have a meaningful relationship with, say a lowlands gorilla from the Congo?
You know what, I'm offended by that. Time after time you've got angry cos people have judged you on here, and yet straight off you've rubbished the idea because of your prejudices. What if the lowlands gorilla was called Michaela, and actually was a great dancer, kept up to date with current affairs, and was an accomplished writer? What if she had a large group of friends that you could potentially get on well with and would enhance your relationship further?
Frankly, I know she could do a lot better than you, but that's not the point. You judgmental muppet.
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Guess I'd take Brad Pitt? thinks again?
What about if a woman was registered as a man by mistake so legally she was a man but physically woman?
Crap-been done=Jerry Springer Transsexuals!
How much do we get paid? £100 million and no anal.
Can my Gf watch? can I watch her? where does it end?
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
Now I know how monkey aids got into humans! hey hey we're the monkies!
What if the lowlands gorilla was called Michaela, and actually was a great dancer, kept up to date with current affairs, and was an accomplished writer? What if she had a large group of friends that you could potentially get on well with and would enhance your relationship further?Frankly, I know she could do a lot better than you, but that's not the point. You judgmental muppet.
(Hangs head in shame, for being so Gorillarist) 🙁
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A chicken. I once read about auto-poultry-philia where you 'mount' the chicken then at the point of orgasm you snap its neck and 'ride' the orgasm.
I once read about...
I've read bits of the Marqius de Sade classic '120 days of Sodom', but I have no desire to try out many of the practices described within...
Can we change the seal for a dolphin? Allegedly the ladies of the species are quite up for it.
then at the point of orgasm you snap its neck and 'ride' the orgasm.
how the hell do you tell when a chicken is coming ??
and does the egg come first?
Well with geese, you should never penetrate them, as according to the wonders of the web you can loose your lover that way. So you have to toss them off by hand. I imagine the same is true of chickens.
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then at the point of orgasm you snap its neck and 'ride' the orgasm.
how the hell do you tell when a chicken is coming ?? [/i]
Impossible. Surely men are the only species on God's greens earth that experience orgasm's? 😉
Surely men are the only species on God's greens earth that experience orgasm's?
in [b]YOUR [/b]house anyway...
Well SFB, does that mean other men tend to come in your house when you arent in then? 😆 😉
Well SFB, does that mean other men tend to come in your house when you arent in then?
I'm not sure I follow your logic, but if this [b]is[/b] the case, they certainly cover up the traces very well...
simonfbarnes - MemberWell SFB, does that mean other men tend to come in your house when you arent in then?
I'm not sure I follow your logic, but if this is the case, they certainly cover up the traces very well...
Checked the back of the curtains, recently?
Nah I wouldn't fancy doing it with a chicken, you'd end up hen pecked.
I think Gail Tuesday said it best:
"If you like it, do it. If you don't like it, do it. You might like it."
Regards
WhatWouldJesusShag.
Nah I wouldn't fancy doing it with a chicken
I'm told by a colleague that carnal knowledge of fowl is not illegal (provided it does not cause a public nuisance) and you have the rare privilege of effectively taking both 'approaches' at once as birds have a cloaca instead of the mammalian reproductive arrangement <<<shiver>>>
I'm perturbed (thankfully) by RudeBoys "Meaningful Relationship" stance.
Are you saying you want to marry your seal/goat/chimp before entering (oops) upon "The most wonderful night of your life ?"
And
Does the unholy wedlock have to follow a suitable period of courtship ? How long is that in seal/goat/chimp years ?
e.g. dating including trips to the zoo/wildlife park to meet the "outlaws". Gifts (just what do you buy a seal ? A well stocked aquarium perhaps) and possibly a bunch of flowers for them (to eat if they are a goat).
Because
I'm surmising that for the porpoises of carnality that an arranged marriage would not fulfil the depth of commitment unless that was culturally appropriate ("So happy our RudeBoy has found a good Jewish/Moslem/Hindu/Catholic seal !!").
And as for Anne Widdicome scenario just how sick is that !!!! 😯
And then:
Shaving your chimp and "dressing them up a bit"
What In ?
Suspenders and a peephole bra ??? Y'know just to get you going !!
What about a bit of pole dancing to really crank it up. The chimp would love that and you could tuck a banana into her suzzies to show your appreciation.
But if I won't play happy families with the porno petting zoo, I have to be bummed/fallate a handsome chap.
Frankly NO!
Now I'm off for a sex change followed by a cuddling session with JoJo. 😉
[chuckles at shaved chimp in suspenders pole-dancing]
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One for the straight men and lesbians:
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Is Menage a trois an option?
we're missing out androids, cyborgs and aliens 🙁
This thread is possibly the worst and best, in the history of STW, at the same time 🙂
Hermetically Sealed - ace
Rudeboy thinking it over seriously - funny
Mr Munro fancies anything that moves 🙂
Just FYI wiki says
In Great Britain, only penetrative acts are illegal.
I'm not gay or owt but the animal side has too many negatives - disease, animal cruelty in some cases, illegality etc. Think I'd just abstain.