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Two dim teenagers do their history homework.
Robot reads phone book. Tells receptionist he'll pop back shortly. Meanwhile soon to be single mother puts up with clingy virgin.
Bloke goes for a run, has a bit of an accident and hurts his arm when it gets stuck, but it's OK, he gets out in the end
BTW is there a point where we have to guess the film?
Or is this just for our own personal amusement at how tricksy we've been?
He was told....Keep them away from water and do not feed them after midnight.
Rick Moranis gets possessed. 4 blokes turn up in a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor and save the day.
It's just Dances with Wolves but the wolves are 4m blue aliens who hug a massive tree
Men fail to resolve differences by using firearms and explosives. Instead resort to a one on one fist fight. One is killed by puns and sarcasm.
Woman does rabbit for tea
Pervy cops film woman being interrogated
Non-vegetarian likes a nice Italian wine with his dinner.
Man running.
Three school friends have the same adventure seven or eight times.
Gets ass to Mars, maybe.
Hans falls from the Nakatomi building.
He might be a robot
Son bunks school and takes Dad's car for a spin with mate.
Man can't see the angles any more. Gets in trouble.
Guy takes a river boat trip in Asia.
Bruce Willis dies but doesn't realise.
Two friends pop out to grab some beers for a party. They pick up a runaway bride but need to hurry back, before the groom and his dad catch up.
Big worms. Loads of sand.
Debbie Does Dallas
Amazing how many films have multiple entries on here.
Jamaica go bobsledding.
Guy takes a river boat trip in Asia
Nice one
Man fails to take care of hotel over winter
There was this thing I watched the other day. Jaysus, it was a fine show altogether. And, says I, sure well the racing not on for another hour and a half and says I, it'll kill some time before the missus comes home. Well.... ya see, there was this man. Well...... I think it was a man. Well, it coulda been a man cuz men wear hats and this person wore a hat. And a fine hat it was like. A fedora me thinks. So he must have been a man, so to speak. Because women don't wear fedoras. Well... if you believe in that sort of thing anyway.
Well, come here I'll tell ya about the man. The man did this thing, that I suppose well, he had to do it cuz, well, it was his job actually, even though he didn't want to do it. Bit like my Aunty Betty actually. She used to work doing the same thing, in Minnis's Shop down the street. Actually, wasn't it before she worked in Minnis's and before she got married to thon latchyco from Aghadowey, ya know the one that lost his toe in the Combine.
Anyway, there was this man with a hat.......
Bloke quite likes fighting. Eats some eggs. Runs up some steps. Has a fight.
Ends up playing tic-tac-toe.