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Day 4 in the big belly house:
Jeeezus H ****ing Christ!!!
S#it that look painful! Which hosipital were you in? I was talking about it to a doctor at Fairfield and they said that it could have been terminal.
I'm sure that various cocks will find it hilarious.
****............
christ that looks sore 🙁
Arghh it hurts just looking at it. Jesus!
Yep, looks nasty.
You're not on Warfarin are you ? ....... although I once had the most spectacular bruising on one of my legs (as the result of a 3 ton tractor falling on it) which had all the beautiful hues of a stunning tropical sunset, I haven't seen bruising like yours, other than on people taking Warfarin.
HtS - I was in Hope Hospital - now called Salford Royal.
ernie - nope not on warfarin.
Nasty
Good effort derek, it's getting more impressive by the day 😉
DS,
Fancy a brew? I'm stuck in with a sleeping toddler and i'm bored off my box.
HtS - I'll see what I can do.
😯 ouch
From exactly how high up did you fall on your bars?
Looks like you were dropped off a bridge. 😯
Sweet zombie Buddha - that's scarily impressive.
Anybody care to pontificate on the effect of bar ends on such an incident. Seems to me that the load would be spread over a larger area, so less damage done ?
Nasty injury, and as someone who has a bit less (ahem) "padding" I dread to think what such a fall would have done to my insides. 🙁
that's most impressive indeed - bloomin 'eck 😯
shhhiiiittttt ****ing savage!!!!!!
😯
Blooming heck DS!
Be honest you didnt do that biking!!!!
Self inflicted by a paintball gun?
looking at the pic, i reckon ds has a bit of frontal padding like me...
just think what the damage would have been if he had been a skinny bu55er... 😯
first post read
Jeeezus H ****ing Christ!!!
so I looked.....
Jeeezus H ****ing Christ!!!
Hold on I think one of those moon firing NASA rockets might have gone a bit off course!!!!
lol @ catnash 😀
He's just told me how he did it.
Steep climb... stood up... top of the pedal stroke... front wheel hit something and washed out (night ride so he couldn't see what)... CRUNCH.
Jeeeez! Hope that heals up soon! I landed on the end of my bars today dirt jumping on my BMX....first thing I thought of was this! Luckily mine isn't as bad and hit my ribs!
The bigger they are the harder they fall!
Ouch.
P.s. While sitting by the side of the trail in the alps with a very recently broken collar bone, I saw someone else ditch it at the same place as me and receive the end of his handle bar in the face! Good job he had goggles on 😯
blimey derek starship. That's some bruise. Keep riding 😆
mmmmmm most impressive work
Plum
If you squint abit, the belly button and burise around makes it look like a plum.
Can it go in the guiness book of records for the biggest bruise please.
I can imagine that every STWer took a sharp intake of breath and out came a loud 'oooooooh', when looking at that picture.
Sleep on your back Derek, it's the only way.
Fair play for continuing postin the bruise development.
I'd be keeping an eye on that, it looks like it's swelling more - that can't be good? Internal bleeding? And I read something somewhere (lol, fat lot of good that is) that very large bruises can cause serious concern due to stressing your kidneys? Really does look sore, hope it improves rapidly!
I reckon it would have been a lot worse if you weren't so well padded, so your weight might have saved your life this time.
Isn't anyone going to mention that he is a bit plump....
😉
Isn't anyone going to mention that he is a bit plump....
Be a bit ironic if it was you!! 🙄
Can I just clear up a bit of confusion about how he did it though. Did he fall on a bar-end, i.e. the things that were immensely popular back in the day to help with climbing, or did he fall onto the end of his actual handlebars that had somehow turned upwards when his front wheel washed out?
blimey, derek - are they SURE you didn't burst yer spleen ?
on a lighter note, I reckon you're a shoo-in for the knights who say niche pic of the week
Ouch ya ****er...that looks sore...
Ouch ya ****er...that looks sore...
Have you been back for a check up on that? There's bruising and then there are missed in A&E internal issues! Seriously though it looks more than just bruising now.
I too have felt the pain of absolute top of pedal stroke to floor fun, I bent the skewer and the shaft, think I still have chipped bone hanging around in my elbow too!
I'm with Toby1 on this one - I think I'd get that looked at by someone with medical qualifications.
I have just shown this to my son and scared him to death!
...but gotta say d-ship, do us all a favour and get yourself back for another check...
Derek, I'm really surprised no-one's mentioned it yet, but there is a really serious question that has to be asked after [b]any[/b] accident, especially one with serious implications, such as this one.
Is your bike OK? 🙂
It really can't do any harm getting a second opinion or at least go back for a check up. The quicker you heal the quicker you can get back to riding again. Not to mention feeling more comfortable and in less pain. It's your health so take care.