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[Closed] Dear Allotment Thief

bearnecessities · 2013-10-20T13:24:23Z

You scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby little weasel. Only had the plot 6 months. Probably spent 100 hours this year digging it out, planting etc - first trip down today for 2 weeks to do some weeding, and the first vegetables that are coming to fruition (broccoli) and you've already robbed 3 of what I can only assume were the largest as the others aren't even ready. I hope whilst steaming them, you drop the boiling pan on your foot, go hopping through the house in pain, slip over your copy of weasel-weekly in your living room and land head first in the fireplace. I'll be sat at the top of the chimney waiting for you. Turd. [IMG[IMG[IMG

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Spray poison on everything . . . .then don't forget that you did.

Posted : 29/10/2013 9:35 pm

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