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Haha a bike off! I'm clearly going to have to find even more gnarrr photos of myself now!
I joined PoF as a result of @DezB's thread which seemed to suggest it was like a huge online catalogue of Godzilla models and I fancied a wholly indefensible bit of entertainment. However I met someone who is ACE and we are about to be wed in holy mortgage-amony. My opener went something like "Hi, you look weatherproof, fancy a chat?" Although I had to ascertain which one was her in a pic cause the "other" one was defo not for me!
I too posted up pictures of me, on various bikes, at top of mountains, in the rain with comments like "outdoor type, likes the rain and being outdoors up mountains mostly with a bike" and still got a volume of requests from Sofa dwellers and sun bed addicts. you just have to filter them out.
Good luck!
missnotax - Member
POF isn't that bad - I (eventually) met TheGingerOne on there last year and realised that we were in fact going on the very same MTB holiday in a few weeks time...So actually half POF and half BasqueMTB for me
Congrats Trouble 😛
I've never had so many messages on PoF since I changed the text from something sensible to a sarcastic take on selfies, cake, 27.2 friends in pics, etc.
Only one hate message - the rest I either owe new mascara or a new keyboard 😀
GolfChick
I have three sugars in my tea...
Suspect you won't be putting "has own teeth" in your dating profile for much longer........ 😉
Suspect you won't be putting "has own teeth" in your dating profile for much longer........
[i]Some of my hobbies are mountain biking, running, drinks with friends, and trips to the dentist.[/i]
I smashed three teeth out when i broke my jaw, hitting the floor at 30 mph will do that to you. Im in the middle of implant treatment so no worries about them falling out they're screwed into my jawbone!
....so no worries about them falling out they're screwed into my jawbone!
[i]I also enjoy walks on the beach, petting dogs, and setting off airport metal detectors with my face.[/i]
....all that aside, have you signed up for anything yet?
I PROPERLY got my hopes up that I would be able to set off the detectors but its all titanium as a mate said at least Im taking weight saving to the max!
I took a look at guardian soulmates, at this point in the process I'd rather not have to pay and doing it on my iPhone was driving me bonkers!
hitting the floor at 30 mph
I'm genuinely struggling to figure out what that scenario was?
Failed parachute? Drunk pigeon? DD's lover?
I took a look at guardian soulmates, at this point in the process I'd rather not have to pay and doing it on my iPhone was driving me bonkers!
What about local stuff/events? My sister went on a [url= http://www.speeddater.co.uk/news/singles-cooking-classes ]singles cooking course[/url] thing. I think the idea is you already have a common interest.
doing it on my iPhone was driving me bonkers!
It's the Princess and the Pea all over again!
Use a bed*, like normal people.
Or a hot tub, swimming pool, tropical beach at sunset, yacht, back of a limo, top of a WWII German bunker, etc. Y'know. Normal places.
Theres a section of trail in the wyre forest where its possible to hit 30mph, I went slightly too far to the left and clipped a sappling with the bars of the bike. Splat!!
For a moment there I thought you were adding a new location to Flashy's list....
clipped a sapling
That HAS to be a euphemism.
I've given up with the whole internet dating thing, [s]i/m[/s] they are all just too weird...... 😉
[i]I also enjoy ... setting off airport metal detectors with my face.[/i]
I would immediately and without question send a blurry picture of my cock accompanied by some pleading if I read this in a profile.
🙂
Theres a section of trail in the wyre forest where its possible to hit 30mph, I went slightly too far to the left and clipped a sappling with the bars of the bike. Splat!!
I think I've hit that tree a few times!
Teeth still intact though
Can't of done. A month later riding before the metal was even removed I went and took a small saw to it, payback!!
I went and took a small saw to it, payback!!
[i]I also like taking revenge on any trees and bushes that have wronged me.[/i]
My sister went on a singles cooking course thing. I think the idea is you already have a common interest.
I'm not so sure that "something you both can't do" constitutes a common interest. "You don't know how to make a soufflé? Wow, me neither! We're made for each other!"
Haha. Nice one Cougar 🙂
I'm not so sure that "something you both can't do" constitutes a common interest. "You don't know how to make a soufflé? Wow, me neither! We're made for each other!"
Yes, but it lays the groundwork for some interesting flirting....
[i]Hey, my soufflé may not be rising, but you know what is....hur hur[/i]
[i]Hey, that's a nice dick...spotted dick that is....lol[/i]
etc.
For no reason whatsoever, I just thought of this.
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I think I'd struggle with online dating. I'm not photogenic and I write 'ugly'. I am however hung like a powerful Shire Horse.
*Reads hora's post*
*Leaves thread*
JHJ, in that pic of you jumping are you wearing jeans and smart shoes?
popped down the dirt track after church perhaps....
Every day is holy in the Church of Shred!!
Dressed casual for a date n that, eh...
Can't of done. A month later riding before the metal was even removed I went and took a small saw to it, payback!!
I've been riding there since around 1988 so it was probably just a seed then
bongohoohaa
I also like taking revenge on any trees and bushes that have wronged me.
If i did that^^^ this is what my local woods would look like:
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😉
Anyone had any luck on DatingDirect, if its still going?
Beach holidays are boring as hell but I'm going to whistler next year so I'll add that.
Children. No thank you that's why I split from last partner.
Wine glass. No thanks I'm practically T total.
bit late to the party, but hello!
It was a pretty small sapling Tbf. Hadn't been there that long and was pathetically small but at that speed the bars getting snatched in opposite direction doesn't end well.
Golf chick - do I look ok?
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It was a pretty small sapling Tbf. Hadn't been there that long and was pathetically small but at that speed the bars getting snatched in opposite direction doesn't end well.
I've done similar on that bright orange "safety" netting around building works, amazingly effective as a brake when the end of your bar gets caught in it.
Golf chick - do I look ok?
You look like someone called Eddie, [url= http://forums.mtbr.com/29er-bikes/29-inch-action-shot-picture-thread-350519-post3668640.html#post3668640 ]from 2007.[/url]
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Funnily enough, I used to go on MTBR and kinda knew the guy, so recognised the picture.
hora - Member
Golf chick - do I look ok?
JEEEEZZUSSSS..
You'd go faster laying down and rollin....
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They see me rolling....
You're a local?!
It's a good job for you I'm in a happy relationship otherwise I'd be asking you out for a rohypocinno
What's Peter Griffen doing on a mountain bike?
It's never gonna end well!
You're a local?! haha only for local people.
Hora, you look pretty fly for a white guy. Thats the first thing that popped into my head so I'm going with it!