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It's been claimed he said he was considering defecting to the Tories so someone beat him up, nice party.

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Posted : 06/10/2016 3:07 pm
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That ITV pic is weird. I've never seen anyone look more like a chalk outline.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:09 pm
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I guess he's lucky he didn't have a (long) knife at hand.

Just wait until tonight.
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Posted : 06/10/2016 3:11 pm
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So where is Hookem?

Last heard a Calais bound train being searched, he must be under arrest by now bet he's pleased with the European Arrest warrant.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:13 pm
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It's been claimed he said he was considering defecting to the Tories so someone beat him up, nice party.

From the previous page,

Woolfe, I am told, "took off his jacket and invited him outside" - then there was the 'altercation'

So basically he said "do you want a fight?" and received one. Sounds like it's his own stupid fault to me.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:22 pm
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Can't be his fault - it's the EU's fault for providing a door against which to bash his head.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:31 pm
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51% of the UK voted, in all reality, to a punch up.

Just got one.

Dicks.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:32 pm
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So basically he said "do you want a fight?" and received one. Sounds like it's his own stupid fault to me.

Next thing it will all our own fault that he lost.....


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:33 pm
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[i]51% of the UK voted, in all reality, to a punch up.[/i]

It was 36% of registered voters, not of the UK...


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:33 pm
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51% of the UK voted, in all reality, to a punch up.

It was 36% of registered voters, not of the UK...

And I still only know 3 people (in the real, not on line sense) who own up to voting for it.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:41 pm
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Woolfe, I am told, "took off his jacket and invited him outside" - then there was the 'altercation'

But he is wearing his jacket in that ITV Midsomer Murders pose?

#meejaaconspiracyinnit


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:42 pm
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So to get this straight, he invited someone to participate in something before realising he had absolutely no experience in the thing he'd invited them to participate in. And now it's turned out spectacularly badly and everyone else involved is running away to hide, leaving others who wanted no part of it to clear up the mess.

Hmmmmm.......


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:44 pm
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At least we have some nice European healthcare agreements that means he is treated for free.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:45 pm
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[i]But he is wearing his jacket in that ITV Midsomer Murders pose?[/i]

story is he didn't collapse immediately.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:46 pm
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It was right Hookum, who said he was thinking of defecting to ukip lite, Woolfie then offered him a fight which turned out to be a mistake.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:47 pm
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Why are the press encouraged to pee from their seats in the parliament building?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:48 pm
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I badly.....BADLY want Hookem to get to the UK so he can be arrested on an EU warrant.

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Posted : 06/10/2016 3:54 pm
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More likely that Paul Nuttall he looks well dodgy.

No, it said it was a punch, not a head butt.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:58 pm
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In that pic ^^ I see no evidence of cans of Stella, nor a G'urland flag, no sick/vomit on the walkway nor any tattoo...

Standards are indeed slipping UKIP.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 3:58 pm
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Hookem? There's some nominative determinism for you.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:01 pm
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UKIP on self destruct
Labour on self destruct
Tories on a nationalist course spreading racist hate by trying to pander to UKIP voters.
Lib Dems - ? RIP

Farage meanwhile is helping Trump into power so that's another country he'll ruin, if not the world.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:12 pm
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HIGNFY will have a cracking first show of the series


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:16 pm
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Comedy value aside... What hope is there for this country with politicians like this?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:34 pm
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Woolfe, I am told, "took off his jacket and invited him outside" - then there was the 'altercation'

A lad I once knew was offered outside. He questioned "Outside? What's wrong with in here?" and promptly dropped the offerer on the spot.
There are talkers and there are doers.
Would you rather your MEP was a talker or a doer?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:39 pm
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[i]Would you rather your MEP was a talker or a doer? [/i]

With politicians it's talk, every time.

It's called diplomacy and, generally speaking, less people end up dead when politicians stick to talking not doing.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:45 pm
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Would you rather your MEP was a talker or a doer?

The whole UKIP strategy as MEPs is to do absolutely nothing. Participate in nothing. Woolfe is just as an effective representative of his constituency in Strasborg unconscious on the floor as he is when he's conscious and pointedly doing nothing.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 4:49 pm
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Talker

Prescott anyone?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 5:46 pm
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The whole UKIP strategy as MEPs is to do absolutely nothing. Participate in nothing. Woolfe is just as an effective representative of his constituency in Strasborg unconscious on the floor as he is when he's conscious and pointedly doing nothing.
TRUE and amusing


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 5:48 pm
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Just as well it didn't happen here. Don't want our citizens being treated by foreign doctors.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 6:14 pm
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It says he went off to vote on something just prior to his collapse. Have they quietly shelved their 'do nothing' approach?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 6:30 pm
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It says he went off to vote on something just prior to his collapse
Is X-Factor on?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 7:06 pm
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Christ - Imagine how this is playing in the news internationally. What a cripplingly embarrassing cluster of thunder ****s.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 7:09 pm
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I think International news is collectively going WTF ZOMG ROFLCOPTERS ELEVENTYONE at both the UK and US right now.

It's ****ing shameful. Mike Godwin would be rolling in his grave if he wasn't still alive.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 7:15 pm
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But it doesn't really matter what anyone off our shoreline thinks post Brexit does it.

Europe and the US think we're a bunch of inbreads, China sees us as a place to rape and pillage, South America doesn't even know we exist other than the Argentinians who are half German, and like who cares.

The UK has always had an image of Roast Beef and Bowler Hats and London Taxis. That's all changing, the realisation that 51% of the population would pick a fight and puke rather than string an intelligent conversation together.

It what we really are, inbreads.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 7:17 pm
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the US think we're a bunch of inbreads,

No. They don't.

I'm in the US almost every other week at the moment, and that opinion isn't even vaguely shown. But hey, don't let facts get in the way of your rant. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 7:42 pm
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inbreads.

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Posted : 06/10/2016 7:49 pm
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Woolfe says "I am feeling brighter". UKIP- the only party where hospitalising blows to the head make them brighter.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:19 pm
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Yes they do, I lived there.

But then you probably think we all live in an Ealing Comedy.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:29 pm
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lived

Past tense, but never mind. In the time I am currently spending in the US, I've yet to see, read or hear that opinion. In fact, far from it. The overwhelming response to my accent/nationality is positive. Americans like the UK. Lots. They don't think we're a bunch of "inbreads".

Oh, and if you want to "string an intelligent conversation together", perhaps you could try and remember that the correct spelling is inbred. HTH.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:35 pm
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Europe and the US think we're a bunch of inbreads

I worked in the US and europe for years. I've never heard that before.

Are your sure it's not just you?


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:39 pm
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After Brexit they can only out stupid us if they elect Trump

Most americans just seem to like the british accent ime


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:47 pm
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Indy online not mucking about..

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Posted : 06/10/2016 9:48 pm
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actually Im pretty sure the whole of Europe is laughing at as now

maybe we are all inbreads after all


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:51 pm
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I'm not, I'm gluten intolerant.


 
Posted : 06/10/2016 9:55 pm
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Pretty mild in European terms I'd have thought. The Italians like a good brawl in Parliament.


 
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