All proper tree is theft!
Ewe wouldn't believe the lengths some will go to for a bit of firewood!
Yew got the wrong pun.
We have just moved into a house with a wood burner but I am a little unclear as to why i need to put salt and pepper on the wood first?
Yew will be sapping resources
I'd delete the thread before the council twigs.
If it's not classed in law as a felling-ony, then at the very least yew are steam-bending the rules.
But if your back's against the walnut and you're found guilt-tree, then you must give the logs bark to their rightful owners.
Peak pun is surely reached. This thread needs pruning before it becomes an arbortrary free-fall.
If there are no photos it didn't happen.
I can't think of a pun to crown this thread with..
I don't cedar harm in it myself.
Seriously: if it's an Elm then it may be a criminal offence if it's in a Dutch elm disease control zone.
I'm sure someone could make an issue out of it, my Dad got arrested for fire wood theft off the council many a moon ago. OP will just have to hope that some petty council jobs-worth doesn't hear of this and see redwood.
The OP should just burn the evidence before he gets caught.
This post is bark-in mad,
Dumping log's in a mates garden... I hate it when cats do that in mine...
Did it spruce up his garden?
He spoke to the lumberjacks today, dude freaked out, my mate's gotta shift all the wood back. I'm busy this week so he's on his own, sucker.
He spoke to the lumberjacks today,
No he didn't.
This is the day they go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
Hah that's what he gets for trying to be honest!
@perchy 😀
I bet he did that was part of his earnings.
perchypanther - Member
He spoke to the lumberjacks today,
No he didn't.This is the day they go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
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They probably checked with their branch manager...
I can't seed point in this thread anymore..
Time to turn over a new leaf surely?
