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Jam first, anyone who suggests otherwise doesn’t eat the bloody things and is simply repeating dogma
I have conducted trials to determine which method allows for the maximum application of clotted cream. The answer is jam first, by a street.
Which is a fairly obvious conclusion, cream first heretics are usually forced to drop a tiny blob of jam on top of the cream to 'prove' their point.
However, in private they are jam first, slathering the goodness with gay abandon and then piling on the cream whilst displaying a look of pure lust & shame
For those struggling to "spread" jam on top of clotted cream, where do store your conserves?
In the refrigerator?
Next to the butter?
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showing your ignorance there, it's all to do with the structural integrity of the cream versus the jam.
I take that as a yes then.
Problem solved.
please upload a sound file of this. I've got "gaw blimey Mary Poppins" in my head
Imagine Justin Webb pronouncing it. He's at least as RP as (I'm sure) CFH is.