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As we're entering the season of gross over-eating, and most food being lovingly slaved over for hours, what's your rubbish antidote? You know what I mean. Those guilty trips to maccie D's? That quick pot noodle before you head to the pub...,.

For lunch we shall be dining in style on cheap crap hot dogs, on stodgy white rolls, with the obligatory cheese singles and smothered in tommy K. Get in!

What's your guilty food pleasure then? Let's 'ave 'em then! It must be crap! Anyone mentioning olives or freshly baked bread gets a kicking ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:01 pm
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Does Subway count? I absolutely love a foot long steak and cheese with a bit of everything on it.

If not then cheese. I can eat blocks of it. Give me a chunk of cheese and a knife....


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:03 pm
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My name is iDave and sometimes I eat a (couple of) Greggs sausage roll(s)


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:04 pm
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You'd never guess it from my slender physique binners but I'm partial to the odd chip barm.

With Mayo.

*waits for chippy to open.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:05 pm
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custard filled doughnuts


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:05 pm
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mmmm meatballs subway ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:08 pm
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You're still alive after mad Friday then Russ? I reckon you've earned the chip barn fella. There was a chippy in Broughton that used to hollow out a white loaf, then fill it with chips ๐Ÿ™‚

And Subway definitely counts as crap food! Good effort for overcoming that horrible sickly sweet smell that always wafts out of them

*dry heaves*


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:12 pm
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Stumbled in at 4.40 am this morning and feeling a bit cabbaged tbh. Mad friday lived up to it's name. Still back in at 5 tonight for shite Saturday. Hopefully going to get away by midnight tonight so see you tomorrow.

Fingers crossed.

Oh and Armstrongs (home of the jumbo cod) in Prestwich ftw!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:16 pm
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Hot cross buns. At Christmas.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:36 pm
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i will east 2 or 3 of coughlands cornish pastys! there great.

i can also binge on crisps. also any chicken dish (KFC,Nandos etc)


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:39 pm
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A whole tube of Pringles in one sitting while watching BBC4 music documentaries on a Friday night.

Oh yes, I know how to party.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:49 pm
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Greggs' sausage rolls here too.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:51 pm
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But binners and Bregante are from Manchester - so everything they eat is crap shite.

At least down here, we can call it "guilty pleasures" and be all post-modern and ironic about it. But for those guys, it's just a day to day thing. To be honest, I feel sorry for 'em. Sending you lots of love guys. ๐Ÿ˜

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(think of me working in the cathedral of consumerism tonight from 2300 till 0700 ๐Ÿ™ )
xx


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:54 pm
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Ginsters Buffet Bar - Read it and weep

http://www.ginsters.co.uk/productdetail.asp?RangeID=9&ProdID=30

So bad its good.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 12:56 pm
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I had 2, yes 2, McDonald's meals yesterday. That is 100% more McD meals than I've had in the last 15 years.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:01 pm
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McDonalds breakfasts.....

Hash brown = grease; held together with a few bits of potato like substance.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:06 pm
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But binners and Bregante are from Manchester - so everything they eat is crap shite.

Takes our mind off the TB and lungs full of soot though dd. No wonder you look at least 5 years younger than binners, despite being a lot older than the lot of us northern monkeys.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:07 pm
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And its christmas next week too so we're having some specially imported frozen broccoli, tinned peas AND turkey dinosaurs at ours.
Who says we don't appreciate fine dining?


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:09 pm
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Chocolate biscuits.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:10 pm
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Hot cross buns. At Christmas.

Er....I think you'll find hot cross buns dripping in butter are not crap food! No way!

My current fave crap food is 'nutty bars' from Asda. Basically, Asda's version of a Snickers.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:20 pm
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Battenburg.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:24 pm
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Come from close to the home of that Scottish culinary delight - the deep fried (in batter) mars bar/confectionary snack of your choice. Yummm, yep I do very occasionally indulge.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:24 pm
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Chips, Salad cream, chilli sauce and cheese

nomnomnomnomnomnom...


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:25 pm
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Eeeeeeeee that were grand! Mecanichaly recovered meat! Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Bravissimo looks great for 55. It must be his medetaranian diet? And it was my years darn pit that did for my looks! I'm only 23


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:31 pm
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Transform-a-snacks! mmmmmmm or anything cake related!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:42 pm
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Oh god, the list (hmm, mistyped lust there) is pretty much endless.

For me most food is crap so therefore guilty.

Don't know about the pleasure bit like


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:43 pm
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Hmmmm....

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Posted : 17/12/2011 1:50 pm
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DD - to quote Lional - are there "going to be some sweet sounds, coming' down, from the night shift" tonight then?

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Posted : 17/12/2011 1:53 pm
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chip barms for me too.
russ, isn't every friday a mad friday in sunny salford mate?!

gf did her first mad friday nightshift working a&e last night. in lancaster though, rather than manc, so with any luck it was pretty painless.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 1:56 pm
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russ, isn't every friday a mad friday in sunny salford mate?!

it is but on mad friday they bring sharper weapons


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:01 pm
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Sainsburys basics jaffa cakes.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:16 pm
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McDs Breakfast.
Subway Meatball Sub, had one in Delft while sitting on the square.
Pot Noodle Bombay Badboy.
Had a Christmas Dinner - Beef Wellington, in Tesco cafe yesterday.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:24 pm
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It's probably easier to list the good food I eat, rather than the junk food.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:29 pm
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I am a bit partial to a bombay badboy pot noodle spiced up with a load of chilli sauce! Definitely dirty!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:31 pm
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twiglets with houmous dip


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:32 pm
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twiglets with humourous dip.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:36 pm
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KFC zinger burgers
though apparently they don't [i][b]have[/b][/i] to be sold in pairs ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:40 pm
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binbins, Breggie ๐Ÿ˜†

More like a lot of effing and jeffing on the night shift I reckon. We're under pressure. And I have heated wing mirrors to maintain donchaknow. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 2:50 pm
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2 packs of Tesco Value shotcake fingers (2x23p!!!) with a bottle of beer. Disappear shockingly quick.

Twiglets and humous sounds amazing!!!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 3:35 pm
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Match day hamburgers.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 3:36 pm
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All of it...twice...at the same time!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 4:04 pm
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Have had a tin or two of this over the years, don't think I could ever manage Subway, stink when I walk by one is disgusting

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Posted : 17/12/2011 4:20 pm
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Hungover household today, cupboards are bare. As neither of us can be faffed to go to the shop, I rustled us up some hash browns and fish fingers for lunch.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 4:21 pm
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Jaffa cakes here, i can easily eat a double pack in one go with a coffee or two........fat barsteward i am.


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 5:02 pm
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Snickers FlapJack. 1147 calories in a bar the size of half a mars bar. Not so much a sugar rush, more of a stampede. We used to call it the "Singlespeeders' Friend" as they would be broken out before the last couple of big hills. The trick was to survive long enough before the inevitable sugar crash and get to the pub where they sold salted peanuts. By the vat.

And white bread cheese sandwiches. I'm really hungry now!


 
Posted : 17/12/2011 5:11 pm
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