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I want a Greggs Steak Bake now
Microwaved turkey burger sandwich. Delightful!
Kebabs... I love kebabs, with chilli sauce so strong that it would be brought to the attention of anti-terrorism officers. I'm one of the few folk that doesn't need to be pished to enjoy 'em.
Wouldn't kebab-flavour Ryvita be great?
Mr Woppit - Are you Hugh Fearnly-Whatisface? do you grow your own veg and keep livestock on your sprawling country estate? Then write books castigating the great unwashed about their eating habits. Go on - have a kebab. You know you want too! 🙂
Ooooooooooooooh I love Pepperami's too. The hot ones! Wolfed down in the car as you pull out of a garage forecourt obviously 😀
I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.... and sense of taste.
Hark at her..
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I'd go for pork scratchings. A rare treat with a few beers.
Macaroni cheese, with tom sauce. nom nom nom.
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where do the wasabi crisps come from can they be aquired in the UK?
bassspine - Member
smash granules in white bread with marge and tomato ketchup
I'm sorry but nothing can top this - I think I want to vomit just thinking about it
Did I hear this wrong - but does Marge not exist as a product anymore?
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Nice chilli burger loaded with cheese, topped with well done onions fried in butter topped with tommy sauce. Side order of chunky fries and onion rings.
Greggs are doing 2 Pasties for £2.50
Made a good unbalanced lunch on Monday.
"I don't eat shit. Sorry, "crap"... I've more self respect.
... and sense of taste. "
Ahhh Mr Woppit a typical STW up your own arse / holier than though response.. good work!
Crisp sandwiches.. ummmmm dairylea and bacon flavour crisps on white bread.
Tinned hotdogs and southern fries are also a winner but havent had that for ages. :O)
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned corned beef. Corned Beef with pickled beetroot on a granary roll is heavenly. Not healthy though!
King rib supper. Mmm, eyelids, sphincters and MSG.
Serious weakness for KFC Zinger Tower Burgers, esp with beer. Mmmmmmmmm
Wall's Viennetta, I never buy them as they disappear too quickly! Oh, and those fried curly fries they serve at our local swimming pool cafe.
Fish and Chips!
Yummy and I'm on a ****ing diet!
Dream away I guess!
Walkers Tomato Flavour Snaps butties. Made with Welsh Shergar Butter.
egg and bacon bun hummmmmmmmmm
Man up, all of you.
Behold, the king of crap foods.
Birdseye Potato Waffles.
Waffley versatile...!
ginster cornish pasty, microwaved, then on a buttered breadcake slathered in hp sauce............... 8)
Bassetts 'SOUR' wine gums. Got a 900g box beside me just now, along with a bag of Dumle and a box of liquorice allsorts
geoffj- what is that you've made?
My 2 favourite things in the world- Bacon and Turtles
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salad cream on economy white bread
Me and a mate have discussed travelling to Scotland specifically for The Stonner:
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It's a pork sausage wrapped in doner meat then deep fried 🙂 🙂 🙂
We do sometimes partake of the Death Star, so called because it's a kebab the size of a small moon. Large mixed, so large portions of doner, shish, lamb and chicken. With salad, it covers a decent sized plate to a depth of several inches 😯
that looks the dogs danglies!
Battered Mars Bar, Twix, Snickers, Cream Egg etc etc....
Burger King? Heinz Sausage and bean cheese melt pasty?
from Jamie's "the church" link:
Chewbaca Bars
Thick sliced bacon candied with maple syrup, balsamic vinegar and brown sugar, dipped in chocolate and layered with homemade marshmallows then dusted on one side with cocoa powder.
😯 😳
I've just come back from 4 days with the lads staying in Mabie forest for a riding getaway.
I've never eaten so much rubbish for a sustained period for ages, but, i've actually burned off some flab..
Riding everyday took care of the rediculous calorie intake.
Cheesestrings were todays crap.
But my personal weakness is cheddars, (the cheese crackers) with a tub of philadelphia. Don't let myself buy this anymore as I can polish off a whole pack of cheddars and the soft cheese within an hour or so...
(to clarify, you dip the cheddars in the soft cheese and scoff away!)
Jesus, I've just had a long look at Jamies link. Some of those creations are inspired.
Jesus, I've just had a long look at Jamies link. Some of those creations are inspired.
When a mars bar cake is the healthiest option you know you're in the right place 😉
RichPenny:
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If you are organising a group trip then sign me up!
Those bacon turtle cheeseburgers are brilliant, making them tomorrow 🙂
Heinz Big saucy bangers with a fray bentoes steak pie from a can.
I also love Cadbury Boost 69% of your daily fat allowence in one bar fantastic!
ikea hot dogs - i think the clever swedish folk invented them to make the whole experience bearable for men
suddenly got a craving for ninja bacon turtle burgers!
Cheesy Pasta ,especially when suffering a hangover.
Butchers Choice dog food - ace as burgers....
tankslapper - Member
Butchers Choice dog food - ace as burgers....
Say it isn't so tankslapper 😯
Corned Beef with pickled beetroot on a granary roll is heavenly. Not healthy though
Rubbish - that is one of my 'healthy option' for work sandwiches + HP sauce, and nothing will convince me otherwise .......laaalalaalalaaaalalala
When I go to Scotland a black pudding supper is essential the first night followed by a haggis supper (chippie in Jedburgh is fantastic) on the way back south. I could murder one now and it's 0850 😯
I had a crap food moment last night.
Along with a couple of beers in front of the telly (watching the curling 😯 ).... A jar of Hellmanns Mayonnaise. A dessert spoon. That is all.
Not necessarily crap food, but you cannot beat toast with sliced banana, melted cheese on top and HP sauce.
Don't knock it until you've tried it - a taste revelation!
Corned beef with pickled beetroot? Food of the gods!
Fishfinger and dairylea sandwich.
+1 for crisp sandwich - has to be cheese and onion flavour though 🙂
All washed down with a can of evaporated milk. Nom, nom, nom.
No wonder we're all on a diet! This months baddies have included: rice puddings at midnight, maryland cookies, value gammon, quavers, discos............ may explain the lack of weight loss.