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just tried watching the crappiest film ever Humanity's End. don't ever watch it, its worse than listening to the archers. are there any other films that the singletrack massive can un recommend?


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:23 pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)

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Posted : 06/08/2012 5:27 pm
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Open Water.

Worst film I've ever paid money to see, I've had more interesting bowel movements.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:30 pm
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Coyote Ugly
The Postman


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:31 pm
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[quote> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)

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Not so fast, Sunshine.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:32 pm
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Too many to name, but I will give Doomsday, as we saw this at the cinema by mistake....


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:35 pm
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No such thing as a bad film, just over critical audiences. 😆


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:35 pm
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I have only ever walked out of two films in my entire life:

Alien Nation
The 2nd Matrix film

Wanted to walk out of the 4th Star Wars film, but also wanted a lift home so suffered through it.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:41 pm
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Epic movie !


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:44 pm
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Which do you mean by says 4th star wars film? Is that episode 4 a new hope or the 4th to be made which was the phantom menace? I assume you mean TPM.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:54 pm
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There are too many crap films to list...

but stuff I was annoyed at having paid to see/been dragged too/duped by the hype...

Inception
Superbad (the film that reviews itself)
That 3D thing with the blue people in it...seriously the name escapes me.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 5:57 pm
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The 4th in order that they were made. Not part IV. I loved the first one, the Empire Strikes Back was even better but things started to go wrong when it got all Muppety in the third one, and everyone turned out to be related to each other.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:02 pm
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Every single Oliver Stone film.
Point Break.
Top Gun.
Aliens.
The Matrix.
Most remakes.
Anything by Woody Allen after Annie Hall.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:06 pm
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DD Inception is freaking brilliant 🙂

Highlander 5 which was on telly the other day was so bad I bailed after 15 minutes.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:11 pm
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RS,

'Platoon' for example? - you cannot be serious.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:11 pm
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I thought Inception was stupid too, but anything with Jake Gylenhall in it is worth a watch for lookng at pretty things.

I think you are talking about Avatar, which I confess I have never seen, I read a one line review "Dances With Smurfs" and decided not to bother.

I just pulled out my mental notebook of previous forum posts, and rustyspanner has terrible taste in films, so don't take it to heart. Aliens is in fact one of the best films ever made in both the With Spaceships and Not With Spaceships categories.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:13 pm
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Rubber.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:15 pm
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Platoon is an awful film - not fit to lace the jungle boots of Full Metal Jacket.

All OS films are the same, arrogant, shouty nonsense.
You could wade through his deepest thoughts and not get your ankles wet.

And I'm right about Aliens too 😀


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:20 pm
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Rubber.

but also strangely watchable!!!??? I thought anyway...


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:23 pm
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Watched 'Twixt' a few nights ago. By far and away the worst film I've seen in many a year. Never have I seen such a crock of self-indulgent toss. But Clooney's, 'The Ides of March' comes pretty close. Honestly - I would actually rather watch paint dry. With my eyes closed. Dull as shit.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:24 pm
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shoot em up the only film I've sat down to watch and not finished


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:27 pm
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99% of films are worse than listening to The Archers IMO 🙂


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:35 pm
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The Tree of Life - unquestionably THE biggest towering mound of **** I’ve seen in the last few years. AVOID.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 6:51 pm
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Contraband was terrible. But once I start watching a film I rarely don't watch it to the end. Except for Tim Burtons Nightmare before Christmas, the only time I've walked out of the cinema.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:06 pm
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RS, aliens is a true classic....you must be on drugs


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:07 pm
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+1 for any woody Allen film, I'd rather have hemmoroids than ever watch another.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:07 pm
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Another vote for the tree of life here. I'm usually into 'arty' films, but it was just rubbish, like a mash up of a bbc natural history documentary and a bad soap opera. Urgh.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:15 pm
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So ridiculously bad it actually made it quite funny:

As for a properly bad film, I will never get the 3 hours of my life I spent watching Alexander back.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:17 pm
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The Matrix.

what????? what???? don't you know its true??????


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:25 pm
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Caught a few minutes of the Batman with George Clooney, Arnie and Uma Thurman in on TV the other day. Utterly, utterly awful.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:28 pm
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Avatar??? Aliens????

All of the Nicolas Cage films I have ever seen. Except Adaptation.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:32 pm
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I thought Inception was stupid too, but anything with Jake Gylenhall in it is worth a watch for lookng at pretty things.

Are you thinking Source Code?


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:34 pm
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All of the Nicolas Cage films I have ever seen. Except Adaptation.

Even Kick Ass?


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:34 pm
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All of the Nicolas Cage films I have ever seen. Except Adaptation.

What about Kick Ass & Drive Angry?


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:34 pm
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Nicholas Cage is in Rumble Fish and that is a classic.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:36 pm
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All of the Nicolas Cage films I have ever seen.
what about con air?


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:37 pm
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Aye sorry yes I was thinking of Source Code, the one where Jake G is only a torso, in a tank (but I'm telling you the plot !)

Inception was OK, diverting enough.

Nicolas Cage was great in Wild at Heart, and Leaving Las Vegas, and Raising Arizona.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:40 pm
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Wild at Heart is a terrible film. Plus I can never forgive him for Vampire's Kiss which was, truly, the worst film I have ever seen.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:44 pm
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Shallow Hal, Borat...the ones that seem to promise great humour and laughs and turn out to be utter mince.

There are a few others but can't think of them just now...I don't go to the cinema much so they would have to be on TV...annoyingly I can't turn a film off if I start watching it...and I can't think just ow of any mince films other than those 2.

Saying that Matrix 2 and 3 didn't really do it for me...


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:50 pm
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aliens is a true classic....you must be on drugs

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My Offerings of Bilge...
-Terminator 3
-Terminator Salvation
-Robocop 3 - walked out of that one!
-Transformers (in any form)
-Talladega Nights


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 7:54 pm
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Had a think & here goes....

Shark in Venice.
Rubber.
Any of the Scary Movie/Epic Movie 'Spoofs'
Zombie Vs Ninja
Saw II onwards
Hostel
Human Centipede


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 8:02 pm
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[i]All of the Nicolas Cage films I have ever seen.
what about con air?
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Yep, utter garbage.
Can't imagine what Highlander 5 is like. Me and the wife walked out of Highlander (1)! Thats the worst film I have seen at the cinema.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 8:19 pm
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I think Nicolas Cage did some decent films in his younger days no?

*checks IMDB*...

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Yep...

Birdy
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona wasn't bad either...

But yeah, everything in the 21st century has been utter crap.


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 8:38 pm
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Lost in Translation
Highlander - I lasted 5 mins into the gymnastics in the car park and gave up
Aeon Flux for the same reason
Elf
Terminator 3 - although I thought that Terminator Salvation was ok


 
Posted : 06/08/2012 8:56 pm
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Melancholia .

You watch the earth get obliterated in the opening titles by a massive rogue planet then spend two and a half hours watching an upper class family being miserable who it is impossible to like or sympathise with until finally you get to the bit from the titles. Not even Kirsten Dust could salvage it.


 
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