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Tuiles - part of a bus, go round and round.
Onomatopoeia - partaking of a magic carpet ride
Barrage - getting shirty because the landlord won't serve you a 12th pint.
Tabatha - cigarette smoke
Cheddar - remote revolutionary sensing system
Fanatic - where a sinister celebrity keeps their greatest.
adage - when you add years to your true age to get served in a pub
Sleepy - a nocturnal van or tent based dichotomy that occurs when you haven't the bottle.
carpet - the spider that lives in my Mondeo
Morbidity - to ask for another beverage from the bum sink
Undertow - the inability to count in french
Misdemeanor - Reduced financial profligacy in light fog.
Arcade - what Mr Edwards parents/siblings refer to him as.
Undertow – the inability to count in french
That's my favourite for today
Ripen - Bic experiment with a grain based plastic substitute
Postcard - the nearly paperless society
Masticate: it’s short for..... Bob.
Comprador.- Life insurance for Matadors.
Orgone.- Where 'The Goonies' was filmed.
Dilated - The outcome of combined actions between a pissed up chauffeur and over eager paparazzi photographers.
Principals : The Duke of Edinburgh’s former military contacts who had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Dilation.
Scandinavian: Norwegian bar-code system for checking in military ships.
Arachnophobia: scared of spiders in the middle east
illegal: sick bird
tea towel: common bird in the kitchen
Lycan - swear box for the untruths
Fortune - the fettling before a fine tune
Contemplate - blueprint for fake crimes
Euphonium - delegation of communication responsibility between two Wurzels
Eukaryote - to encourage a Wurzel to visit the off licence
Transcendence - social activity involving mind altering drugs and a night club.
Graphic Equaliser: the episode where Edward Woodward gets wood
Constable. Where Piers Morgan keeps his horses.
Function - to dismiss, sassily
Lieutenant: when you’ve waited so long outside to toilets you start to wonder whether the occupant has taken up permanent residency. See ‘squatters rights’.
Lollipop. To burst out laughing
Trans-fats: a version of liposuction that involves both a donor and a recipient.
Torrent - land access charge levied by the grockle farmers of the South West.
Grockle farmer - not strictly within the spirit of the Fictionary but it's person or business that seeks to maximise the value of extracted from tourists or incomers.
Television - to inform the first woman she was electric
Flytipping - giving advice on the move, normally done whilst running.
Occasionally also:
Flytipping - when a flashmob leaves a donation for any inconvenience caused.
FAR - frequently applied response, lazy recycling of answers to FAQ. More recently evolved into the off the peg essay market.
Television: A person from Tel Aviv
Sharkbait - skis selected for dubious cover, when snow sharks are expected. Not intentionally the newest ones in the quiver.
Dog - A backwards God
Resurrection - The sexual excitement you get from reviving a ten months old thread
Insurrection - Kneeing a molester
Absolute Legend - The tip of a Hero's big toe
Legend - your foot.
Legend – You're Hip
Irish: a bit angry
Singletrack World: International storage solutions for the sleeveless undergarment.
Pharmacology: a bit like Agricultural University.
Irish: a bit angry
I mean, there's "not reading the entire thread" but that's literally the third entry in the OP...!
Insurmountable: the next evolution of gentleman's wearable technology
Vanish: A bit like a van.
Spanish: About the width of a hand.