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If we're now talking any animals, I had a goldfish called Crapbags and a cat called Briefcase Jones
There's a border terrier near us called Alan.
My dog is Terry but gets called dog or mungrrl. If we pass the local staffie/lurcher fraternity.
Think it's Carry On Girls where one of the character's landlords owns a cat called Cooking Fat "at least that's what it sounds like he's shouting".
Surely we all know about the Yorkshire music teacher who called his dog Grieg?
'Cos it used to Peer Gynt Suite.
I'm here all week.
My mate had a cat called Nelson, named after Mandela. Because it was black and wasn't allowed out of the house.
One of our cats is called Nelson Mandela. And yes he's all black, but he's allowed out. He wasn't named for his colour though. The other ones called Che Guevara. We like our revolutionaries/terrorists in our house 😀
A mates girlfriend had 2 cats called Kipper and Tuna. Harry - we had 2 goldfish called Benson and Hedges
Girl in work has a Jack Russell called Kurt Russell.
Current dogs are called Jake and Sally but I really want a dog called Dave.
Back in the 70s, my mates parents had a Basset Hound called Blossom. If he took her out for a walk, he wasn't overly fond of her calling her back.
My Dog's called Peanut. Cat is called Sprocket, which i thought was unique, till i went to the vets and found out one of the vets had a cat called Sprocket as well!
you do look a right lunatic standing in a field apparently on your own shouting "Peanut" though...
My next collie will be called melon.
Get a fat feline and call it The Infinite Catness
The inlaws had a dopey Cocker Spaniel (who had [i]such[/i] a big crush on me it was funny) called Duffer. As in 'D' for 'dog'.
They've now got a boringly named one, but his dad was called Toby Le Roan.
I have a friend who is a Police Dog Handler. He calls his German Shepherd LBD. ( lazy ba##rd dog) 😀
(at work it is anything but that, around the house it is ver lazy..)
My teacher " used " to in the sense of the word call his two dogs Benson & Hedges.
My parents have an aged rescue German Shepherd cross called Frank.
He was called Flank but they changed it in the rescue shelter.
That's it!
My bros ex landlady named her female black haired greyhound Naomi due to the fact that... Errrrr! Think catwalk Naomi Campbell. Lol
when I was a kid we had two gerbils who didn't have names. Or at least that's what I thought. I learned later my dad referred to them as shit and shat because that's all they seemed to do but he wasn't allowed to say it in front of small children (and I don't think we ever knew which was which anyway).
Errrrr! Think catwalk Naomi Campbell. Lol
Hilarious 😕
I'm sure somewhere on the planet there's a Black Power advocate with a white poodle called 'Kylie'. (Think pop star!!! LMAO!)
My brother tells a story of his time staying in Marina Del Rey. His neighbour had a dog called success. John occasionally walked it on Venice beach but it was forever running away. Cue the comedy chasing and shouting 'Come back success'. Not an uncommon cry in LA
My uncle used to call the cat Turdwise ( pronounced turdweesay). That was in the 1960s....he was a village Rector in the Cotswolds, which made it pretty avant garde......
We have had a lab puppy since November called Chunk at my request.
haven't read through all these so apologies if someone has the same but some friends of ours have a dog they call 'Deefer'
Named my parents spaniel.. Buffy (had a crush on Buffy the vampire slayer at the time). I also named the cat fevil as is was effin evil.
My black lab is called fish.
I like animals to have derogatory names they don't understand.
Had a cat called "sweaty" suited it real well.
Recall someone on the telly having a dog called "shithead".
Tickles me 🙂
Mmm our first dog who arrived 3 weeks ago is called.... Dog Vader!
Laddos idea and we thought it a better bet than the other choice which was ripjaw!!
Fenton?
Prophet and Mohammed??
Knackers
I remember a local family when I was growing up had a Labrador called Ameer, easy recall.
Clive!
Three mates of mine went sharesies on a greyhound some years ago. They had all sorts of stupid names for it but the racing commission kept turning them down till they struck on Nads Revenge. It helped that one of their surnames was Nadsille (or something)
Anyhoo ... fast forward to the mut's first race and picture my mates, pissed as parrots and dressed in dinner suits, down at the start line. Dogs go off and they start shouting: "Go Nads!! Go Nads!!"
Mohammed?
Mohammed
I used to have a dog called Mohammed.
Didn't pay much for him, kept him for a while and then sold him for a prophet.
my aunt took in a local cat (it kinda decided it liked living with her family and moved itself in )
her son (my cousin) named it Minge
My aunt used to call it in from the garden
everyone in the family knew what it meant except her, so always found it most amusing, didn't tell her what it meant for around 3 years
"minge, minge, come here minge"
I had a Japanese Akita called Barney
Best to choose a name that goes (comically) well with your surname so that when they call it's name at the Vet's, everyone gets a laugh
I know of a cat called Wilson (named after Brian not Harold).
We had a sheep dog called ratatouille, because she was young at the time and was annoying the cattle in the yard and Dad just shouted it out at her in frustration!
My friends just got a lovely little black cocker spaniel and the first time I heard it's name I thought he'd said Winston, I comically thought of the chill Winston line from Lenny Henry, reused in lock stock, it turns out I'd misheard and it's actually Wilton. Thinking about it, it makes sense as he sells carpets!
My own dogs are named Louis and Elle, a bit of a play on the French for him and her, (they are Dad and daughter.)
@ slowoldman is it owned by a bloke called Bob by any chance?
Dan will be my dog's name when I get one.
Dan, Dan, Dan, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN!, DAN!
Hand Banana
The Enforcer
Or
Spaghetti
Got to be Pat
Our dog answers to Barky Bollocks, although she's called Juno (and her pedigree name is Gypsy Mermaid).
We had a dog called Elwood, and a cat called Brian.