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My miniature daschund is called Dave. Seems to suit him somehow. The collies are Max and Roy.
Our lab is called Ronnie. Name given to him by his previous owner and he was 4 when we got him so thought him too old to change it.
No idea why he was called Ronnie.
We've also got a guinea pig called Haga, after the ex WOrld Superbike rider Noriyuki Haga. They don't look like one another.
Is dissapoint. 😐 No one linked these. 🙁 What is stw coming to? 😥
Fenton
Our mini schnauzer cross is Vinnie, but other suggestions from my boys were Mr Snuggles and Hairy Barry.
My aging Labrador/ staff cross is called Bacon.
Bought a Border Collie pup last year which did nothing but bite the Mrs for the first month so almost called him "Suarez".
I used to work at a coach garage that took in a stray jack Russell and called it Bolllocks, which was more amusing when one of the fitters decided to take him home one weekend, he got into next doors garden and his wife had to go out and shout for bollocks.
Late father in law used to have a greyhound called Brian, a neighbour had a Bichon Frisee called Frank & I had a dog of indeterminate breed called Lucy (mostly collie), which was the smartest dog I've ever known and still miss her after 30 years.
My next dog will be called Pat.
A friend had two dogs one called 'nosebag' and the other one 'Oi'. All dogs should be called Oi!
We have a Whippet called Walter.
My old dog, a Staffy cross was called [b]Deefa[/b]. Current dog is small and black and called [b]Cilla[/b]. Next dog will probably be called [b]Pavlov[/b].
Zombiemaggot.
Brother in law's dopey labrador is called 'Derp'
I used to have a dog called Blacksmith.
Whenever I kicked him up the arse, he made a bolt for the door.
I did have blue merle called Rover. Best dog in the world. Known my many of my friends at R.T.D (Rover the Dog)
At my local vet's when it's your turn to go in your pet's name is called out by the receptionist , the yoof next to me called his dog "spliff".
Jimi Houndrix
Friend has a dog called "Fell". Triggered a massive police search of the local woods when a walker thought they heard the shout "Help!".
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dog-walker-sparks-major-search-2278292
(The Sun got the dog's name right but I can't find the link)
Resulted in a local radio station phone-in and Twitter-frenzy on stupid dog names.
When we got our wonderful mutt (Brân) I wanted to call him 'Deefur' so he would be Deefur Dog.
My 80yr old very straight laced church going aunt sees nothing wrong with her dog being called "Muff", we all call the poor thing Colin.
We have a St Bernard called Vernon...
And a goldfish called Michael J Fox.
My next dog will be called Timber
there is a golden retriever on my post delivery called Biffer.... will eat anything
Old work mate called his dog Taxi. Stood in middle of field, woods, on mountain etc calling TAXI!
For maximum vets waiting room mirth, I will call my future pets Mango and Brandon. Surname Pickles.
labrador called picnic - as every walk we go on it eats any dogsh1t around, hence life is a continuous picnic
My next dog will be called Neil.