[Closed] Chris Huhne

Here's the before - him saying straight to camera he was innocent and that he'd convince a jury of that.

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16869492 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16869492[/url]

still, if you're prepared to bully your wife into taking the points whilst simulataneously cheating on her then lying like that is probably second nature.

Going dahhhhn

Doesn't help her defence either

He won't get time. as an upstanding member of society, with no previous convictions, etc he'll get a suspended sentence or something. Basically a slap on the wrists.

Interesting case. Lots of people pull the 'points on the wifes license' trick without realising what a grave crime it might be for both of them if they get caught out. And because they don't realise that - they tend to blab about it quite a bit and don't realise quite how much their story will get re-told.

I wonder how many people are out there now are trying to figure out who they told what to (or what forums they've posted it on)

A politician not being entirely honest? Sweet Jesus!! Are you sure? Its the end of civilisation as we know it.

*faints*

In other news, an Estate Agent was recently accused to a not entirely honest use of the phrase 'highly desirable'

Sentencing guidelines are 4-36 months, no alternatives mentioned.

[i]no alternatives mentioned. [/i]

🙂

especially if it can be shown he bullied his wiofe and therefore an innocent person was also affected.

and i thought my divorce was bitter

Given his position and constant denials I would expect an exemplary sentence to made

I guess he will get less than a rioter who steals some water

Do you think he'll want to be 'mummy' or 'daddy'? 😆

Do you think he'll want to be 'mummy' or 'daddy'?

And predictably, the male rape jokes start...

And predictably, the [s]male rape jokes[/s] lofty self-righteousness starts...

😀

And predictably, the [s]male rape jokes[/s] lofty self-righteousness starts...

I bet you find [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-21304016 ]this[/url] hilarious too

Oops - didn't his ex-wife have one of her big parties over the weekend. Shades of Archer's final flings before a stretch?

WARNING: Sense of humour failure alarm has just gone off

...has cost the tax payer £,000 in unnecessary court costs for him to say, yes I did it

WARNING: Sense of humour failure alarm has just gone off

Assuming you find rape an amusing topic, then yes, your sense of humour has indeed failed you.

#prudetrackworld

He won't get time. as an upstanding member of society, with no previous convictions, etc he'll get a suspended sentence or something.

BBC legal affairs correspondent Clive Coleman said it was a serious offence which was invariably punished by a prison sentence - usually about six months to a year in this kind of case.

Do you think he'll want to be 'mummy' or 'daddy'?

Hang on a minute. You're making a lot of assumptions here. Who said we're talking about rape? That quite a leap from my original comment

All I was saying was that - when 2 men are forced into a situation, even if initially not the one of their own choosing, where they spend quality time together, can lead to a tender and beautiful relationship developing, quite naturally over time. And this might then involve intimacy. Which, due to certain physical restrictions, involves choices.

Hence my question

#prudetrackworld

Go back to selling postit notes.

I reiterate - do you guys find the recent cases of gang-rape in India just as amusing?

Aha - the Edinburgh defence. How original 🙄

Well I'd bum him if we shared a cell. He's a handsome man and I'd imagine the nights are long. And no, he wouldn't have a choice. 🙂

Sorry zokes, you made it too easy.

I'll bet she is regretting her little moment of vindictiveness...she'll go down as well I expect.

Your sarcasm-detection filter's broken, as well as the sense of humour. You must need a service. So to speak

Interesting to think where we'd be if he'd beaten Clegg to the leadership of the Puppet Show.
I think he'd have been a lot stronger.
And we wouldn't have a coalition.

Your sarcasm-detection filter's broken, as well as the sense of humour one. You must need a service. So to speak

Try to make fewer feeble 'witty' remarks about rape, and you'd be surprised just how much humour can be had.

I wonder what the trigger was for the change in plea?

Eitherway it should mean a jail term but I wonder if he will still draw his MP's salary from gaol....

You're right. My apoligies. The winter nights have been long of late, and I've far-too-easily resorted to flippant remarks about homosexual deviancy with less than willing participants. Sorry. 😳

Do you want to hear some catholic choirboy jokes? They're funny. You'll like 'em

Yup, still failing to get this, aren't you.

Possibly. I'm not very bright, and I'm struggling to hear because of the height difference.

Anyway.... a priest walks into a jacuzzi.....

I wonder if he will still draw his MP's salary from gaol....

You appear to have missed the latest on him being an MP.

Meanwhile somebody appears to be trying very hard to get banned.

Resigned as an MP so shouldn't get any 'wages' whilst inside

Reckon he'll get up to 12 months, but will serve just under half of that in a soft open prison

she'll go down as well I expect.

More filthy innuendo! 🙂

*someone has to ask* Anyone seen the soap?

Resigned as an MP so shouldn't get any 'wages' whilst inside

Oh dear - proper sense of humour failure.

As you'll answer it, take heed
This Slave commit no Violence upon
Himself. I've been deceiv'd. The Publick Safety
Requires he should be more confin'd; and none,
No not the Princes self, permitted to
Confer with him. I'll quit you to the King.
Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent
The base Injustice thou hast done my Love:
Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress,
And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn'd;
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

Written in 1697 but is still relavent today.

As I understand it, wasn't it her who kicked the whole thing off by grassing him up to try and get back at him for dumping her?

Revenge is a dish best served cold - not as good when its you standing in the dock trying to prevent being sent down as well 😈

I think its worth taking a moment to think about the good people of Eastleigh - cast your mind back to plastic bags, tights and oranges and think how they [i]really[/i] know how to pick an MP 😀

I dont find rape funny...
But I find the thought of chris huhne getting ****ed up the arse for six months ****in hilarious.

A friend of mine who is a chief superintendent got his Mrs to take three points for him as he already had 6 points.

Would you like to post his name up? 😉

I suspect someone on her voted for him.

Its a shock this. A Tory or Labour MP, lying cheating is normal but a Liberal. I'll never vote for them now.

[cynical] I am assuming he took the court case to the brink in order to preserve some perk of the job. The majority of a parliamentary term or some other mathematical notion that ensures the pension remains intact. [/cynical]