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"Do you have a pet bunny? And a saucepan big enough?"


 
Posted : 06/03/2011 8:19 pm
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Katykins is not Houns. However if she's cute she could be the future Mrs Houns 8)


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 8:13 pm
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It's a climbing wall though, not a gym


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 8:39 pm
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She's cute ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 8:40 pm
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We need an update...what did you make him for breakfast?


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 8:54 pm
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A smile is a good start!!


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 8:57 pm
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Ask if you can dip your hands in his bag and have a squeeze of his [url= http://www.facewest.co.uk/Nadz-Chalkball.html ]Nadz[/url]. Do it with a straight face.


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 9:21 pm
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[i]This is a good idea, but will mean he gets the opportunity to stare at my arse (not, in my opinion, my best feature) for the duration...[/i]

I think us 'men' on here could help you there, if we had a photo or two that is!... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 9:45 pm
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I think us 'men' on here could help you there, if we had a photo or two that is!...

i agree, let us all tell you what we think of you!


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 10:44 pm
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Blimei you can tell it's spring around here!


 
Posted : 09/03/2011 10:46 pm
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I'm off climbing tonight so will give you an update then...
Just trying to decide which of the suggestions to use!


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 9:15 am
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non of them if you have any sense, be yourself!

good luck


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 9:17 am
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How strange... I'm going climbing tonight too...

Although I happen to know I'm going to a different wall. Have to say, climbing is almost as good as yoga for svelteness of participants...

Good Luck!


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 9:56 am
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*awaits update*


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 9:50 pm
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After all that effort, he wasn't even there tonight...
That added to a rubbish date last night is making me feel like giving up altogether ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:24 pm
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hat added to a rubbish date last night is making me feel like giving up altogether

I'd work on your chatup lines if I were you ๐Ÿ˜‰ or take up stalking.


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:32 pm
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After all that effort, he wasn't even there tonight...

Maybe he reads this forum and you scared him off? ๐Ÿ˜‰
What climbing wall do you go to anyway?


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:36 pm
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What an unsatisfactory conlcusion to this story. Until next week I guess...

Or do what I've done and give up philandering for lent.


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:36 pm
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What an unsatisfactory conlcusion to this story

yep i thought that too! Never mind. Maybe I should come along to the swinley sexy party instead.
What climbing wall do you go to anyway?

That would be telling ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:39 pm
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I hear Brookes is good for cute guys...


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:42 pm
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Maybe I should come along to the swinley sexy party instead

er.... I don't know how to break this to you, but it's really not that sexy... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:45 pm
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I hear Brookes is good for cute guys...

Really? I must get up to Oxford more often...
er.... I don't know how to break this to you, but it's really not that sexy...

You've ruined all my fantasies!


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:47 pm
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What climbing wall do you go to anyway?

That would be telling

Could be a REALLY clever marketing ploy by the climbing wall to end up booked out one night ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:50 pm
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You've ruined all my fantasies!

Better that you find out now, it'll save you the crushing disappointment of actually turning up there... ๐Ÿ˜‰

Could be a REALLY clever marketing ploy by the climbing wall to end up booked out one night

Booked out with a bunch of mountain bikers all falling off the Grade 1 bouldering sections before retiring to the cafe to gaze hopefully at any girl who happens to be there!


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:51 pm
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I'm going to wear a lycra onesy to the swinleysexyparty, it'll be sooo sexy.

Have you had an invite to the pre party?


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 10:55 pm
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Booked out with a bunch of mountain bikers all falling off the Grade 1 bouldering sections before retiring to the cafe to gaze hopefully at any girl who happens to be there!

that would be amazing!
Have you had an invite to the pre party?

there's a pre-party?? and i've not been invited? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:00 pm
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Your name isn't on the official sexyride list? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:01 pm
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oh yeah. hmmmmm...
it won't be a 'proper' party if i'm not there though!


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:04 pm
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It sounds like it'd be Awesome if you were there twice?


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:05 pm
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i could bring my identical twin sister?


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:07 pm
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no comment


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:08 pm
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no comment

Too late.


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:45 pm
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You don't even want to know what the original draft said... didn't want people getting the wrong impression of me.


 
Posted : 10/03/2011 11:59 pm
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Westway or Mile End?


 
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