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I travel economy class, and always find the odd way the plane roof slopes makes it difficult to pee standing up. I don't like to sit down on airplanes to pee just in case I do a poo.
So I always find it easiest to just pee in the sink. It is at the right height, it is sucked away, and I can wash my hands in one movement.
I always flush the toilet just to make it sound like I have had a wee.
Is this just me?
I hope so.
I do on trains, saves getting everywhere
Am I being serious or not? Mwah Ha Ha
Pls be a joke
I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos 😯
I don't think they are joking 🙁
^ It is not
Nope, your basically a wrongun...
That's it... I am never using an aeroplane loo again. I shall take an empty plastic bottle and use that in my seat instead.
pee in the sink, shit in the vomit bag...you've got to get your money's worth haven't you?
NO.
Asshole
So you piss in the sink...because you don't want to poo in the toilet? Scared to ask where you normally poo
I like to sit down on airplanes to pee just in case I do a poo.
That's pretty nasty.
The toilet waste, obviously, is stored in a tank.
The sink waste drains outside - can I respectfully ask that, at the very least, you don't do this on the ground - you may have some very upset baggage handlers after you!
I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos
That's laudable but why not leave it to the ground staff at the airport?
I like to sit down on airplanes to pee just in case I do a poo.
The Pile High Club.
No such problems up at the smarter end of the plane. In fact, the upstairs front bogs in a BA A380 are simply massive.
ground - you may have some very upset baggage handlers after you!
Even if it is Ryan Air staff?
No wonder plane loo stinks everywhere ..so this is what people do 😯
Jesus christ. Some people are really disgusting. Or do you piss in the sink at home too? If not, why not?
Why would you???
Ha Ha! Either troll or Quirrel is a tramp.
No wonder planes smell bad.
You're gross dude.
Just sit down?
I really hope you're the only person who does this. As others have pointed out the sink drains vent directly outside the aircraft so you're actually peeing on everyone underneath.
You might want to sit down anyway so that if there's any turbulence you don't piss all over the seat / floor / your trousers.
I don't like to walk around on planes - risk of turbulence and that
I just do it in the seat
(best to lay down some napkins first if it's a biggie - easier for the stewardess to take away if it's well wrapped)
(best to lay down some napkins first if it's a biggie - easier for the stewardess to take away if it's well wrapped)
Quite. A little courtesy goes a long way. This is the sort of thing that'll get you that free upgrade to sit next to Flashy.
Sink drains direct? Surely it's all part of the same vacuum system? How stuff works have a film showing an aircraft toilket system. How would pressure be maintained otherwise?
Also yous are clatty!
And, if you get that upgrade, you get a loo with a view!
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Or, alternatively, the aforementioned BA bogs upstairs in the A380.
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why is there a buddy seat next to the dunny on the posh plane?
so you're actually peeing on everyone underneath.
YOu say that like it's a bad thing.
*incoming! Brislington!*
Cbike, the hole that the sink drains out of is pretty small. -check out the rate that the sink drains at, not very quick.
An airliner is by no means airtight, and there are valves which control the outflow to maintain some circulation; as long as the amount of air coming in isn't less than that going out there's no problem.
Just sit down?
It's really awkward sitting down in those tiny sinks and getting your aim right.
why is there a buddy seat next to the dunny on the posh plane?
Place to sit while changing clothes, place to change baby nappies, etc. Or....As the bogs are at the front, behind two curtains, where you can easily access them without anyone else seeing..............
That buddy seat is where the man who wipes Flashy's butt sits.
Or....As the bogs are at the front, behind two curtains, where you can easily access them without anyone else seeing..............
A private game of backgammon? I like the way you're thinking.
What??!! (And I logged in just to post that.....seriously WTF?)
An extra seat in a plane toilet? I'm in and out of the toilet as quick as possible. No time to lounge around.
If the plane goes down, I don't want to be found in the toilet, with my trousers wrapped round my ankles 😀
That buddy seat is where the man who wipes Flashy's butt sits
I believe that padded bit is actually the lid to the storage box where the lightly-scented swans' necks are kept.
OP I hope thats a troll. Whats wrong with doing a #2 on a plane anyway ?
That's laudable but why not leave it to the ground staff at the airport?
Because you are cleaning them for the next passenger
@tmh me too, its a common curtosey
The A380 is a stunning piece of kit
University of oxtail spelling?
Why not just sit down to pee?
Why worry if you poo, you're in exactly the right place?
Have you no bowel control or are you saving it for your nappy during the descent?
What possible 'aiming' issue could there be while sat down, it's not like you're experiencing zero gravity on the ISS?
Dude, you have issues!
I thought the extra seat was the blumkin stool.
I am a little obsessive about cleaning airplane loos
A lot of folk fantasise about being a pilot, but I guess that's a step too far for an economist, and being an airline bog cleaner is a more realistic aspiration.
🙂
I believe that padded bit is actually the lid to the storage box where the lightly-scented swans' necks are kept.
That's in First. The picture there is only Business. Angora rabbit pelts. Unscented.
I suppose as the sink is that much higher, it's easy to stick the end of your knob into the plughole so there's no risk of embarrassing splashback showing on the front of your chinos...