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All still pristeen I should hope!
pluck their eyebrows
If you had my eyebrows you'd pluckin' pluck too!
All still pristeen I should hope!
Boxes never been opened!
just for bagpuss
the weird celeb that is
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he looks like bianca form eastendes on steroids OMG!!
Dear God!!!!!!!!!
I'm in Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uma Thurman.
Gawky beanpole. Horrid.
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Jeeze, how many kinds of wrong is that? What's going on there? What's that all about?
Help me for I am frightened... 😥
he looks like bianca form eastendes on steroids
That is a truly, truly horrendous image. 😯
[i]RICKAAAAYY!!!![/i]
I feel really quite queasy now.
I dont get Megan Fox all the parts are there but it just doesnt add up.
How has Mick Jagger got so many women and in the same vein that ginger gimp from Simply Red
Mariah Carey...
What's that about???
The orange plastic ones.
Carrot top.
I dont get Megan Fox all the parts are there but it just doesnt add up.
That's a good one. I agree.
Also agree on Kylie. Hotpants notwithstanding.
Back in "the day" I always preferred Dannii to Kylie (despite her i's being too close together). These days they're both a bit scalpeled and botoxed for my liking.
Brad Pitt - never understood the appeal, nor David Beckham, even though he's a really nice chap in real life.
tazzymtb - Memberthat pseudo posh lass who gets middle aged men on here steamed up when she says spatchcock or licks cream of a spatula. Nigella?
You're thinking of Nigel Lawson. And yep, doesn't do it for me.
Mariah Carey - saw her in Precious and she actually seemed hotter as a 'normal' person than made up to the nines.
Angelina Jolie - a bit like a Magic Eye picture (which never worked for me btw), once you start noticing the constituent parts of her face, like the odd shaped lips, it's hard to find her as attractive.
Julia Roberts - looks to me like she ran into a lamppost, lips first.i
But to be honest, who am I kidding? Not only would I not kick 'em out of bed, I'd stalk them all, given the chance 😉
Oh, and to the Rachel Stevens pic - you kinda would....
Kate Winslet I just can't see the Attraction!
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As Terry would say "[i]she has a face like a Welder's Bench[/i]."
As Terry would say "she has a face like a Welder's Bench."
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
Yeah, Winslet, not my cup of tea.
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
Just dribbled with laughter! 😆
Julia Bradbury is a man in drag.
Cheryl Cole is a whinnying facile noblet.
And that one from Countdown. She's like a Pagani Zonda; In theory, everything about it is amazing, but in practice it's just a sack of shit tied up with string...
EDIT: And thinking about it, Mariah Carey, the self proclaimed 'sexiest woman in R'n'B. That women has t*ts like a spaniels ears...
Celine Dion is a bit odd looking.
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Celine Dion is a bit odd looking.
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carol vordeman- dear lord pass me a little bag to deposit my partially digested lunch in.
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Uma Thurman.
Gawky beanpole. Horrid.
+1
Big hands too.
Any of the plastic bimbos really. Usual role call that turn up to the opening night of anything.
Davina McCall I find her annoying and a turn off.
Kylie or any ginger ones.
Phil - I thought better of you.
When you're thinking in such a way, ask yourself... 'what would Uncle Jeremy do?'
Yes, you're right... He wouldn't objectify another human being.
This one from that programme about the transvestites
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the one from sex in city with a face like a boiled horse
Robbie Williams total arse!
All shite they are ... 🙄
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
properly lolled at that (or am I just not down with the kids ?)
i find nigella lawson unbelievably annoying. and about as sexy as a bag of flower. munter.
sorry yeti, we're still heading down that strip bar tonight though yeah? 8)
There's no point to any boy bands...except JLS.(I knew I'd get them in somehow)
JLS suck, if it wasn't for all the women who buy there songs because they like the people in the band there would be no JLS. Cos there completely rubbish.
kate moss,
i just dont get it.
cheryl cole, shes alright to look at, but not sexy.
that bird from sex and the city, the horse faced one, no thanks.
that bird from sex and the city, the horse faced one, no thanks.
+1
Also - Jennifer Aniston. Nice jugs, but ugly enough for two.
Most are really rough IMO ...