Holy crap!! I could fight The Fonze. No, I am not that cool and never would be
I could also pick The Fonz, along with Jan-Michael Vincent (Stringfellow Hawk in Airwolf) or Dirk Benedict (Face in The A-Team). Eddy Merkx is in there too.
1943 seems like it was a good year....
Keith Richards
Joe Pesci
Billy Jean King
Barry Manilow
Jan-Michael Vincent (Stringfellow Hawk in Airwolf)
Not to go all "Joe Cocker" on you but...
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/rip-jan-michael-vincent/
I get my pick of celebrities born in 1944. My first thought is that I'd stay clear of Danny Trejo, he'd probably be able to KO me with a look. Ian McDiarmid would be an interesting choice, I have nothing against him at all but it's hard to pass up an opportunity to punch Emperor Palpatine. Talking of masters of the Dark Side who could do with a slapping I note that Rudy Giuliani is also an option for me.
Another candidate for a pillow fight with me..
Tony Abbot.
Dennis Leary
Brian Blessed and (the late) Pat Roache are also available for me.
I'd get battered, but I'd pay good money to watch them fight each other.
I’ve got Henry Winkler, Dolly Parton and Steve Martin. I reckon Dolly and I could take Henry and Steve in a tag team matchup.
Tony Blair or Dog the Bounty hunter.
Not sure I want to fight the Dog...
@DezB – no interest in giving Yoko Ono a bloody nose?
Fighting a woman? A 5ft woman? A 5ft octogenarian woman?? Yeah, smack 'er in the gob 😆
Them's the rules.
On Twitter, Clancy "The Kurgan" Brown has called out 90 year old Max von Sydow.
I'd like to say it was a difficult decision, but there he is, front and centre. Trump.
I've stove in his MAGA hat and his head with it in the opening seconds of round 1.
I'm so old I'd probably be fighting a corpse (pro-tip: I'd still put your money on the corpse if I were you).
However, I could still face up to Yoko Ono or Roman Polanski.
My ideal fight would have been against the Godfather himself, James Brown.
... and I reckon I could just about take David McCallum, as long as he remained visible.
On the basis Dicaprio wrestled a bear, Christian Bale is Batman and Joaquin Phoenix is just a nutter ... I’ll join forces with them to make a tag team ….. The Bear Bat Bonkers Brothers
We’ll take on Matt Lucas, Stephen Merchant, Robbie Williams and Bear Grylls .... Fatty,Skinny, Medicated and Wannabe.
I could still face up to Yoko Ono or Roman Polanski.
You'll be fine, easily. I've softened em up for you.
I reckon I could probably have given Doris Day a close fight but sadly she died last month.
My ideal fight would have been against the Godfather himself, James Brown.
The man was insane! I’d put my money on the Godfather. So many drugs in his system I doubt a punch would even register. Pappa would have a brand new bag made from easily. He also did time and would probably have a shiv
Not sure I want to fight the Dog…
Just go for the Oakleys! His eyes are like a mole’s eyes. He won’t be able to see you. If his wife is on hand I’d run away though
Thanks DezB, that should even things up.
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I didn’t say I’d win against Soul Brother No1, just that I’d enjoy the opportunity - his footwork alone puts him out of my class. I’d still like the chance to share a platform with Mr Brown.
It doesn't matter how fancy his moves are. If you hit him with a chair leg he's going down.
1942 gives a good selection. Few dead already like Ali and Gadaffi. Few alive like Mitch McConnell and Joe Biden for politics but it would have to be Paul McCartney’s face I punched.
I didn’t say I’d win against Soul Brother No1, just that I’d enjoy the opportunity – his footwork alone puts him out of my class.
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I’ve got Peter Sutcliffe to contend with. If there was ever a man who needed punching to death he’d be a top contender.
William Shatner for me.
Set phasers to malkey
`Peter sutcliff, ted bundy, trump, finishing off by giving George bush a slap as well
Jack Kerouac or failing that Doris Day or Stan Lee. Basically anyone dead.
Yip, Trump's getting his heid kicked in, bring it! 😆
Bill O'Reilly and Benjamin Netanyahu top the list of punchable folks. I reckon I could take Stevie Wonder as well.
For a pillow fight, Sigourney Weaver.
1949, Jeremy Corbyn, boom!
Hold my beer......
Tom selleck and Bob Marley. I'll fight the dead one
1942 gives a good selection. Few dead already like Ali
If you even dream of fighting The Greatest you better wake up and apologise!
Even now...
I got the date wrong (damn this newfangled way of counting years) I can get Prince Phillip. Or Charles Bronson. No, I’ve got it Peter Sallis.
I reckon I could give wallis a kicking if he hasn’t got that bloody dog with him.
William Shatner for me.
Watch out for his bassoon.
Putin, Swayze, Seagal, Mickey Rourke, the Hoff, Mr T, Randy Savage - shiiiiiìt. Better go for Dan Ackroyd, please, assuming dead Pat is out of bounds. 🙂
Danny
Oi! Simon and Garfunkel! Outside now. Bob Dylan, hold my coat.
Moar pillow fight action..
Tom Baker, Judie Dench, Maggie Smith, Sophia Loren, Giorgio Armani, Frankie Valli, Brigitte Bardot, Shirley MacLaine, for me. I think I could cope 😉
All of those are defeated by my Polish mate Sergei who is the size of a lie whale and used to work for the Ukranian government.
Maybe the question should be how many you could handle at once.
I reckon I could take down ozzy ozborn and Noel edmonds at the same time.
Hmmm. Tough one.
Stevie Nicks would be a handful, as she could gore me with her horns.
Robert Plant could club me to death with that big old wang of his.
Maybe Kathy Bates, provided she's not allowed the sledgehammer?
Christopher Walken.... I'm doomed (watch or no watch)
Or Keith Richards and Mike Jagger.. again, not a chance for me.
Gary Glitter 🤢
I’m 65 next month. There isn’t anyone still alive who wouldn’t likely fall to pieces with a poke!
As for Beiber and Cruise, Beiber’s ass would be grass! Cruise wouldn’t raise a sweat punching Beiber into the ground.
