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Never mind that people are drinking cat shit coffee from animals kept in appalling conditions [b][u]THEY ARE PAYING £60 A CUP![/b][/u]
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24034029 ]shit coffee[/url]
I don't consume anything that's not been at least pissed on by an ocelot these days
I hope it is a corn fed free range ocelot.
Nah, I keep a couple tethered in my garage - handy for bike thieves too (if they fancy a cup of poncychino)
I always knew coffee was shit! But not literally 😯
I don't consume anything that's not been at least pissed on by an ocelot these days
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its tits a lot.
/coat, door
Bye.
£60 for Battery Cat Shit coffee?
Imagine what I could charge for the free range stuff!
'Whiskers, eat these nommy beans.....'
Blobfish is disgusted at this story
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it's for snobs.
coffee snobs wouldn't touch it though, they go for single estate cup of excellence and beans roasted by the experts like Tim Wendleboe if they want to splash the cash.
the kind of people who buy cat shit coffee are the same people who walk in to evans cycles and point to the 6k scott/cannondale race bike and say "i'll have that one" because they want have a go at mountain biking and those look pretty fly, plus being expensive it's going to be be good. Right?
Young lad that works with us blew his first months wage on random shite including said Civet coffee.
Tasted no better than a cup of carte noire.
Funny watching a group of rock ape grease monkeys smashing up one of the worlds most expensive coffee beans with a ball pein hammer for the cafetiere though.
Was a proper 2001 space odyssey moment.
sounds more like clockwork orange but i guess you had to be there.