[Closed] Care to explain your choice of username?

Creaking Door is the name of the Lancaster bomber in the novel Bomber by Len Deighton.
If you only ever read one more book, ever, make it this one.

Lived in St Georges Close

Pimpmaster Jazz

Your name is forever in my head. At a former workplace we all had employee numbers that were also our log in for the computer system, payroll stuff, online training courses, all sorts of shit they made us do. Three 'random' letters and 6 numbers; mine was PJM11xx12 (better not reveal in case someone else works at the same place and the number's still live somewhere)

Oddly, it wasn't until just reading your reason why it came about I've just realised that your name is Pimpmaster jazz which would be PMJ, not PJM. Thus making my mnemonic utterly irrelevant.

Thankfully I'm over you now anyway so the discrepancy doesn't matter.

Can someone post a 'Cool Story, Bro' for me?

Seems apt. And I'm touched. 😆

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... master of none.

Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday

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Basically a word me and a mate coined decades ago at school.

The reason why I ended up using it on here was because we'd both bought tickets to do the Isle of Man E2E a few years ago but he buggered his knee in training so we had to drop out and sell our tickets, which we both thought was a bit devash.

As a long time lurker, I signed up on here to put my ticket on the for sale forum and ended up sticking around.

I like boiled eggs,

This was my nick name on a site I worked on and was scrawled on my hard hat, locker & tool box.. Created by shortening Ricardo to Cardo
Its a more pleasant name compared to some of the others that were handed out and stuck to my colleagues.

Errmmm.

I'm a big fan of classic Westerns.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cooper

Used to do lots of motorbike track days and the first corner at knockhill always scared the crap out of me. Found I've been miss-spelling it for the last decade this week and it should have a double 'f'... Doh!

I was jimbosussexmtb before the hack

Then I bought a cove hummer

I used to be a dentist, and liked hurting people...but they made me stop:(

My wings are like a shield of steel..... Obvs
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Because I work with trees.

And pre hack was something like tim_b, which sounds much the same if you pronounce the b phonetically.

As in "Caquetaia"...

I'm down with the Cichlids.

3rd highest mountain from near where my family came from. And i was 3rd in our school 100 metres behind 2 quick Jamaicans...constantly.

Simon was already taken so I just made simmy up.

I can't see a thing without my glasses (or contact lenses)

I have no imagination when it comes to usernames.

Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday

Because I'm not very creative. 😳

Because it is what I do.

My nickname has been muz for 20+years but its usually taken on most forums. The steve bits real.

Watchmen.

Olddog new tricks

I had just watched the movie Into the wild, my name is not Alex 🙄

Scientist and teacher.

Have to be crazy to do both jobs.

Also have assembled some mad bikes from my bike parts bin... Live, live!

When i first started online gaming my first name was badsheep but i got loads of sheep shagging abuse so after a running joke with the then gf about (dont ask i cannot remmder how that started) a llama living in her garden shed.
I changed sheep to llama, i like them as well there quiet funky animals lol

The old forum user database had been compromised/delete and we had to register for new usernames and passwords. I had a Stone Roses album playing at the time, this track. I think it was Chrstmas time, so it felt topical.

Only on reflection did I realise what an egotist I sound like if you don't know link the song... 🙂

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I'm not a football fan but my LBS sponsors the second team and members of my ex band play for them.

Bauhaus

Iain M. Banks

If it wasn't for me none of you would be here

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I like The Smiths.

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When I had a moustache the guys at work called me Stavros after the Harry Enfield character but Stavros was taken, so I decided on Stavromuller after the character in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but typo'd it. Sounds a bit sh1t now I've actually written it down 😳

My name is Ken so my school days nickname was easy. This is when wrestling on ITV was good, with the likes of Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Catweazle and of course Kendonagasaki with his mask 8)

I used to be a sergeant in the marines.
I used to be a sergeant in the french foriegn legion.
I used to be a sergeant in the sas.
I used to be a sergeant in us special forces.
I used to be a sergeant in the flying squad.

Non of that is true its my surname.

Fat Boy At The Back - name chosen well before Fat Lad clothing company appropriated it.

Couldn't think of anything witty.

I'm a West Ham supporter.

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My name is not roger, but my username of choice was already taken.

Very old football nickname. 'Gerr'it to Langylad on't wing'

Rata the labrador was our family dog for 17 years until she died in 2014. In between sleeping, eating and farting she handled all social media duties.

Have a guess 😀