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Inevitably we all carc it - what's the most useful thing to do with your cadavar, offer up your organs for donation to needier folk elsewhere or giftwrap your guts to a medical school to practice cutting things up on?


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 2:17 am
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some one get this guy connected to his tele ffs! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 2:22 am
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Heh! The two things are not related, but that made me laugh. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 2:27 am
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See the thread about blowing stuff up.


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 8:00 am
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See the thread about blowing stuff up.

There's got to be a market for this!!

What's the funeral services going to be called. Sky high funeral directors? To kingdom come?


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 8:02 am
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Fish food


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 8:09 am
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Inevitably we all carc it - what's the most useful thing to do with your cadavar, offer up your organs for donation to needier folk elsewhere or giftwrap your guts to a medical school to practice cutting things up on?

What do you think?


 
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I like the sound of this [url= http://www.boredpanda.com/bios-urn-will-turn-you-into-a-tree-after-you-die/ ]bio urn[/url] Be eco responsible in death ๐Ÿ™‚ I also like trees ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 8:17 am
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Approved STW method is patio insertion.


 
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[url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory[/url]


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 9:05 am
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be on the organ donor register. thats a fair chunk of your body can be used. Heart, lungs, eyes, kidneys etc. You can also donate to medical science ie the medical school but of course not both.

My mother wants to be composted for fertiliser. **** knows how I am going to get her body minced to allow it to decompose quicker. I really don't think a butcher is going to let me use their industrial mincer!


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 9:09 am
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Definitely blow it up...always ends well...


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 9:32 am
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Taxidermy.

I've left explicit instructions that my mortal remains are to be stuffed and posed on the end of the sofa clutching the remote control as a constant and lasting reminder of our marital vows.


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 9:35 am
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Posted : 21/02/2017 10:26 am
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What do you think?

Well, I'd have said organ donation - but then, medical schools need dead people to practice cutting things up on. So I don't know, which is kind of why I asked. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 10:31 am
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Well, I might suggest a sky burial, which should only leave a skelington, but the nearest we have to vultures are buzzards, kites, crows and Ravens, which will probably do a pretty efficient job; I'm not sure how well it might go with the rest of the neighbourhood, though.


 
Posted : 21/02/2017 8:44 pm