If you take a shortcut in Ikea, you find it does not take you where you thought it would. When you realize your mistake and retrace your steps you don't end up back where you were.
I like wandering round Ikea taking photos, just for ideas. The comp is to see how long it takes the store manager to find you. hiding in the giant plants is cheating btw.
Also, playing bogie in ikea passes the time quite effectively.
mum refuses to take me or dad now.
You just have to know how to play, boys
If you take a shortcut in Ikea, you find it does not take you where you thought it would. When you realize your mistake and retrace your steps you don't end up back where you were.
Right….I'm sold on the concept - it's a time travelling, conciseness bending experience that leaves you bewildered and missing the last 4hrs of your life whilst opening up the pandora's box of questioning your own existence?, , sounds like a ****in plan to me………that sounds way better than the 3 microdot challenge we used to play.
As it's now mushroom season perhaps a trip to ikea after brewing up 500 shrooms could lead to an excellent adventure… 😀 or a weekend in the cells…….. 🙁
Don't like IKEA.
Their toilets don't flush and they're out in the open. 😈
^^^ actually I think you will find that that is b and q or bath store.
Impatient persons guide to purchasing from Ikea.
1.Know what you want before leaving the house.
Find the item on the website and make a note of the exact name.
2.Go straight to the tills.
Follow the signs for the food store. (Important: this is not the same as the restaurant.)
3.Make sure that the check out queues aren't too long. Be prepared to abandon the quest at this point.
4. Go into the store, past the tills. Yes this is the exit, but conventional thinking is not your friend in Ikea.
5. Find a terminal.
You are now in the warehouse area and the place is littered with them.
6. Look up the item name you noted earlier.
You did remember to write it down, didn't you?
7. Locate item, pay and exit as usual.
My record for successful shopping in Ikea is less than 15 minutes.
^ This. They don't like it though.
